Ivor: i found someone lurking in our bushes.
Minty: REALLY?! WHO?!
Toxic: *facepalms* minty. You don't just ask who the stalker in our rose bush is.
Jen: actually, I'm kind of curious.
Sads: yah. Maybe they wanna say hello?
Ivor: I... took care of them.
Minty: and what does that mean?
Ivor: well.... I was meaning to use this potion for instant death- but it turns out that i got an ingredient wrong.
Sads: WHAT?!
Ivor: U sure u wanna see the thing?
Minty: YES NOW GIVE IT.
Ivor: *pulls out behbeh* *purple baby with long hair and white eyes*
Minty: *gasps* SENPAI
Everyone: wut.
Minty: *picks up behbeh Vincent* HEHEHEH
Minty: MAH SENPAIIIIIIIII
Phone Guy: *walks in* hey... has anyone seen-
Minty: *throws knife at PG* I LOVE SENPAI, YES I DO! HES FOR MEEEEE- *hugs vince* NOT FOR YOU.
Toxic: b-but.... no fair. You get Senpai, but MY Senpai gets a giant piano dropped on him.
Minty: *gross inhaling* I LOVE HIM, I LOVE HIM... NO ONE CAN EVER LOVE HIM LIKE I DO!
Everyone: ... 
(Later)
(Vince is back to normal)
Minty: *has just killed PG* HI HO! HI HO! OF TO MY BLOOD I GO! DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU. SENPAI, DONT NOTICE ME RIGHT- OH.
Vince: *covered in blood because I was swinging my bloody mop everywhere*
Vince: ...
Minty: HAIIIIIIIIII SENPAIIIIIIIII
Vince: *concerned*
Sads: *rubs eyes* its too early for this sh- *GASP* DID YOU KILL SOMEONE!
Minty: will you help me burn the body?
Sads: HELL YEAH!
Jen: meh too.
Toxic: meh three.
Minty: *plays with blood-splattered shirt* thanks, guys.
Vince: ...
Minty toxic Sads and Jen: *walk out*
Vince: *cue sad song on the world's tiniest violin*