(Not an original idea.)
So, as you all know- I'm OBSESSED with MCSM.
Therefore, my parents keep telling me to shut up about it.
Well, mostly my mom.
My dad, on the other hand, knows almost NOTHING of the game.
So, I thought it's time to play a game.
I'm gonna show pictures of the MCSM characters to my dad, letting him tell me all he knows about the characters.
Ready?
I sure am.

*shows picture of male jesse *
Me: who's this?
Dad: *squints eyes* Jesse?
Me: yep.

*shows picture of gabriel*
Me: you did good last time- can you guess this one?
Dad: *confused look* ...Lukas?
Me: NOOOOOOOOOO
Brat brother: *pops out from behind couch* awww I thought that was Lukas.
Me: WAIT- YOU WERE HELPING HIM?!
Brat brother: uhhh... no.
Me: whatever...

*shows picture of stampy*
Me: how about this one?
Dad: Simon?
Me: *dies of laughter*

*shows pic of Cassie with white pumpkin head on*
Me: okay... who's this?
Dad: it looks like... a zombie?
Me: no, dad... it's-
Brat brother: THE WHITE PUMPKIN
Me: exactly.

*shows pic of aiden*
Me: ???
Dad: *leans forward in concentration*
Dad: *silence*
Dad: Lukas?
Me: ...no.

*shows pic of Petra*
Dad: ...peter?
Brat brother: Petra?
Dad: pertis- that's what I meant to say.
Me: ...that's still not correct.

*shows pic of reuben*
Dad: PIG
Me: no.
Dad: it's not a pig?
Brat brother: it HAS A name.
Dad: why does the pig need a name?
Brat brother: and he dies.
Me: *heart breaks into a million pieces*

*shows pic of olivia*
Me: ???
Dad: petris.
Me: sure. Let's go with that.

*shows pic of lukas*
Me: might not be the best pic to show you but-
Dad: JESSE
Me: no. Not. Even. Close.

*shows pic of ivor*
Me: *talking to brother* I KNO u KNO this- keep ur mouth shut.
Dad: Patrick?
Me: close enough.

*shows pic of  axel*
Dad: Sebastian.
Brat brother: ITS AXEL
Dad: ooohhhhh. Axel. I've heard that name.
*brother and dad get back to playing super mario*

Me: I'm just gonna go now... yeah. *goes into kitchen and eats macaroni* *forever alone* *rereads this and laughs*
Me: making my dad mad was worth this.