Evil Chickens

Toxic: EVERYBODY UP!
Minty: RISE AND SHINE!
Ivor;: *walks out of his room wearing a nightgown.*
Ivor: I WAS SLEEPING
Ellagaard: *still wearing armor* I didn't get to sleep at all
Magnus: me either
Petra: *walks in, wearing pajamas and bunny slippers.*
Petra: MAAAGNUS! ELLIE! WHAT DID YALL DO LAST NIGHT?!
Magnus and Ellie: YOU PERVERT! NOTHING HAPPENED!
Olivia: *walks in with pajamas* sure, Magnus. We'll pretend to believe you.
Sorren: WHAT IS ALL THIS NOISE?! I WAS... Dreaming about... Sally....
Gabriel: SORREN DREAMS ABOUT ENDERMEN THAT BEAT HIM UP!
Jess: *looking very tired.* *wearing black beanie* WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU GUYS DOING UP THIS EARLY?!
Jesse: *walks in looking very cold* AND WHO TOOK MY BLANKET?!
Axel: I did.
Jesse: *takes back blanket*
Lukas: *wearing fluffy sky blue pajamas* hey what's going-
Old order: *bursts into laughter*
Toxic and minty: *laughs*
Ellegaard: what- what are you wearing?
Lukas: *crosses arms* I'm wearing my pajamas. They're really warm.
Jess: TAKE ME WITH U *jumps to Lukas and hugs him*
Jess: MY CINNAMON BUN YOU ARE SO SOFT
Axel: aww, come on, Jess! Don't act like  you haven't seen Lukas in his pajamas anymore *winks*
Lukas: *glares*
Minty: we're up this early, because there's a dare from CommonEggEater , and-
Toxic: WERE GOING TO THE CLIFFS! BRING YOUR BRAVERY BECAUSE-
Minty: *jacksepticeye loudness* I CAN SCREAM TOO! SEE?! I CAN SCREAM AS WELL!
Minty: *breaks everybody's eardrums*
Axel: I THINK I WENT DEAF
Lukas: WHAT?

... (Later- at cliff)

Olivia: I am NOT jumping into a pit of angry chickens!
Toxic: don't worry... They'll break your fall... Hopefully...
Petra: aren't angry chickens designed to peck your eyes out?
Lukas: now I know why that guy was afraid of chickens...
Minty: ON THE COUNT OF THREE, YOU JUMP!
Lukas: WAIT, WHAT?!
Minty: THREE
Toxic: TWO
Minty: ONE!
Toxic and Minty: JUMP
*mcsm characters jump into the pit of angry chickens*
Gabriel: *high pitched wails*
Sorren: GET BACK HERE AND LET ME LOVE YOUUU
ELLIE AND MAGNUS: *cursing*
Lukas: THIS WAS A BAD IDE- OW!
Jess: OW! THEYRE HURTING ME!
Jesse: WHAT THE HECK?!
Minty: don't you think we should rescue them?
Toxic: nah. Let's go get pizza.
Minty: pizza!
Minty and Toxic: *walk away from the cliff as chaos is taking place.*
Lukas: *managed to climb out of cliff* TAKE ME WITH YOU I WANT PIZZA!
Minty and Toxic: *shrug* why not?
Jess: *climbs over cliff and kicks minty in face*
Jess: HES MY MAN
Toxic: SHUT UP
Minty: I KNOW I SHIP YALL SO MUCH AHSHAGGAFAHGAGAG
Jess : okaaay... Lukas and I are going to get ice cream.
Jess: see you guys later
Lukas: BYE!
Minty and Toxic: *cringe at the terrified screams coming from the chicken pit*
Toxic: OH WELL!
*Minty and Toxic walk away*

Make sure to leave ur evil suggestions!
Flowers for everybody!
~Taylor~

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