CORN

Sorren: do we have to continue with this??
Ellegaard: seriously, though. Does that box ever run out of cards?
MintyStarfish28: not until people stop commenting. *disappears*
Jesse: DOES ANYBODY EVEN KNOW WHO THAT GIRL IS?!
Others: *shake heads*
Axel: she's like a stalker...
Olivia: it's not polite to call people stalkers.
Jesse: pulls card.
Jesse: okay, so this one's from ThatLangstonKid , and says that we have to put corn on the cob on a screwdriver, and try to eat it. And we get to choose who does it.
Axel: how about Ivor?
Ivor: THATS'S BULL-
Lukas: SHERBET
Ivor: *glares at lukas*
Petra: OKAY
Petra: SO
Ivor: Let's just do it...
*Gill comes smashing through the window*
Gill: BLAZE RODS
Aiden: *walks in* Gill we've got to go...
*grabs gill*
Lukas: DANNGG DANIEL
Jess: BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE ANGER ISSUES
Petra: HE NEEDS SOME MILK
Aiden: STHU GUYS
Aiden: *walks out*
Sorren: u young ppl and ur stupid jokes
Sorren: let me show u how it's done.
Sorren: *whips, dabs, nae naes, gangnam style*
Sorren: AYEEEEEEEE
Everyone else: *shields eyes* nope

...

Ivor: why do I have to do this?
Ivor: I don't even like corn..
Jess: THREE
Jess: TWO
Jess: ONE
*starts screw driver*
Ivor: *spits out corn*
Ivor: *gags*
Ivor: (death) nope... Nope.. Nope.....
Sorren: SALLY!!!
*sally the enderman looks at him*
*hearts around Sorren's head*
Sally: AAAAA (STOP HITTING ON ME IN NOT EVEN HUMAN YOU UGLY-
Magnus: BEAT HIM UP
Sally: *punched Sorren in the face*
*sends him arching over and falling to the floor*
Sorren: no.......

(Am I funny? Get my punny joke? Stalks? Corn stalks? Axel said I was stalking? I'm not funny? Okay... I'll just go now... *crawls under covers and hides in shame*)
Cause this totally wasn't weird enough.
Let me know your suggestions! REMEMBER! I DO ANYTHING AS LONG AS IT MAKES SENSE AND ISN'T SMUTTY.

FLOWERS FOR ALL OF YOU!
       ~Taylor~

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