Minty: I BROUGHT CHOCOLATES FOR EVERYONE!
Everybody: YAY CHOCOLATES
Sads: it's not RLY chocolate right?
Toxic: do u see who ur talking to? It's minty, taking nothin from anybody as usual.
Minty: (whispers) but seriously tho it's NOT chocolate.
MCSM characters: *each take "chocolate"*
Axel: OOH BOY CHOCOLATE! *stuffs handful in mouth*
*others do, too*
Jess: THE HECK IS THIS?!
Ivor: *vomits*
Lukas: *dies*
Olivia: *chokes*
Axel: YOU JERK THIS AINT NO CHOCOLATE
Sorren: IM DYING HELP MEH
Everyone: *various noises of groaning and screaming*

(Somewhere far far away)
Police officer 1: so... I think we should board up that house?
Police officer 2: nah. Let's go get doughnuts!
Police officer 1: YAY DOUGHNUTS!