As we were getting out of the car, Julian smiled at me innocently, “Well, you better listen to everything I say. No complaints, else I might not feel like going on that date on Friday.”

I glared at him, “Okay, I know you had to deal with a lot of my drama but honestly, this is getting to be ridiculous.”

“Okay then, I’ll just drop you back to school since clearly, you don’t want to fight for me anymore.”

I groaned, “Way to make me feel guilty. FINE, let’s go do whatever you want at the mall.”

Julian smiled triumphantly, “Perfect.”

He reached for my hand, entwining his fingers around mine.

I felt my cheeks go a little warm, “So, where do we go now?”

“Just follow me. No questions asked.”

I rolled my eyes and let him drag me around till he finally stopped. I nearly banged right into him when I noticed where he had stopped.

“Uhh, Julian?”

He gave me that familiar devious grin, “No questions asked, Kenny.”

“I think, in this case, a question is justified.”

“Nope. Play by my rules, Kenny. Else you’ll be spending Friday night alone.”

I grumbled, “Don’t make me regret asking you out.”

He let go off my hand and pouted, “After all the crap we’ve gone through, can’t you do this one little thing for me?”

“This isn’t little, Julian. This is creepy.”

“It’s sexy.”

“Your face is sexy!”

Julian looked at me, confused. I shook my head, “See, this is why I don’t understand how Your Face is an actual comeback. Whenever I use it, it backfires.”

“Well, Kenny, either you walk in with me or you walk away.”

“How about I stand outside here and you do...whatever it is you do in there.”

“Kenny, don’t say it like that. You make it sound dirty.”

“It is dirty!”

“Are you judging me?”

“I’m not judging you. I’m just kicking myself for thinking you were perfect. Of course you had a Mr.Hyde to your Dr.Jekyll.”

“Kenny, you’re clearly babbling because you’re nervous.”

“I am not nervous.”

“Then why are you refusing to walk in with me?”

“I’m not! In fact, I’m going to walk in FIRST.”

Saying so, I pushed the door open and walked in. I looked around and nearly squealed in horror, wanting to run back out. I heard Julian walk in behind me and chuckle, “Welcome to Wonderland, Alice.”

Before I could say anything though, a bubbly assistant jumped up next to us, “How may I help you today, gentlemen?”

That voice was a little too familiar. I looked at Julian as he tried to not laugh. I slowly turned to see Lola, grinning from ear to ear, pointing towards a display of thongs, “Would you like to see some thongs? Red would be a nice colour on you, I’m sure.”

I felt myself turn as red as the thong she was pointing at, “What the heck are you doing here, Lola? Why aren’t you in school? YOU WERE IN SCHOOL JUST A WHILE AGO!”

Lola stared at me innocently, “Why, I should ask you the same question, brother dear! Especially, since you’re standing in a lingerie store.”

I hissed, “Not a word of this to anyone! I’m only doing this for Julian.”

Her eyes widened, “Of course! Customer satisfaction is our number one priority.”

I narrowed my eyes at her, “Wait a minute. You didn’t have anything to do with this, did you, Lola?”

“What? Give my brother pep talks, teach him how to be smooth, make sure he gets his man all hot and bothered, and then make sure he can’t escape by ensuring he does this on a day on which he has a class with the afore mentioned man, thereby making him make a deal with said man, which finally will ensue in hot, wild, animal sex after said date. No, I don’t think I had anything to do with this at all.”

Julian smiled, “It’s a pleasure doing business with you.”

Lola bowed slightly, “No, it’s my pleasure. I love seeing my little Kenny all riled up. Also, I wasn’t joking about the red. It makes his butt look good.”

I stood there, opening and shutting my mouth like a goldfish. What just happened? Did my sister just? How the? What the? My brain was slowly shutting down. Suddenly, I snapped, “Hey, wait a minute!”

Both of them stopped and looked at me.

“How do you know red underwear looks good on me, you pervert?”

“Out of all the questions possible, you choose to ask her about that?” Julian asked, incredulously.

I blinked at him, slowly, “You. Shush. I’m still trying to process everything else.”

“How are we even related? You’re so slow! Also, I’ve seen you dance around too many times in your boxers to NOT know which colour would look good on you.”

I blinked slowly, again, “So, wait, how are you even here, again?”

“Listen bub, I made a deal with Ol’ HunkMcHunkster, over here.” She pointed at Julian and then continued, “Which reminds me. You better keep up with your side of the deal.”

He smirked, “Considering you actually managed to do way more than I actually expected, I’ll make sure I keep my end of the deal.”

I giggled, “You called me Bub.”

They both turned to look at me again. Lola snorted, “I think that information was a little too complex for him. Hold on. KENNY, CAN YOU UNDERSTAND ME? WHO AM I? WHERE DO I LIVE?”

I glared at her, “I’m not deaf, you know. What’s with the silly questions? You’re Lola Kentucky and you live in my house since we’re siblings. I just cope with weird information, differently.”

Lola shook her head, “There is no hope for you, young padawan. I am not Lola Kentucky. Luke, I am your father.”

“You can’t be my father if you’re a girl who is my age, Lola. That goes against every freaking law of nature.”

“Expect the unexpected.”

“Well you’re going to have to expect an unexpected punch very soon.”

“You can’t expect an unexpected punch, Kenny. Your argument is invalid. Now about that Red Thong...”

Julian grinned, “I’ll take it. He’s going to wear it on Friday night!”

I stammered, “Wha-Wha? WHAT?”

Lola clapped her hands together, delighted, “Brilliant! Follow me, please.”

She quickly made the bill, accepted the cash, packed the thong up, winked at me and said, “Thank you, come again.”

“Wait, I’m not done here. Lola, you have a lot of explaining to do.”

She smiled innocently, “Thank you, come again!”

“Lola, this isn’t over. I’ll get you at home.”

“Thank you, come again!”

I groaned in frustration, “Fine. Julian, you’re carrying that. I refuse to be seen carrying a bag from this store.”

Julian put his arm around my shoulder, “Aw, shucks. Are you embarrassed?”

“I’m not even wearing that. You wasted your money.”

“Sigh. You give up on me so easily, Kenny.”

“Oh no, you don’t. You’re lucky I’m not getting mad at you for bringing my own sister into this evil plan of yours.”

“That was a test! You passed with flying colours. Like a shooting star! Like a-”

“Wow, just when I think you’re more manly than me.”

“Expect the unexpected?”

“Don’t make me rainbow slap you.”

“Yeah, I’m definitely manlier.”

“That’s not even a word!”

“Your face isn’t even a word!”

I stuck my tongue out at him, “See, that comeback never makes sense!”

“Your face doesn’t make sense.”

“Oh no, you didn’t.”

“Oh no, your face didn’t.”

“Shut up, Jules.”

“I can’t believe you came up with that nickname.”

Lola cleared her throat, “As entertaining as that has been, I think you guys had better take this outside.”

I glared at her, “Or what, evil sibling who I definitely do not share the same blood as?”

Lola grinned, “Why, I thought you’d never ask!”

Suddenly, she turned and yelled, “SECURITY!”

Julian grabbed my hand and pulled me out of the store as fast as he could.

Just as we stepped outside, Lola waved, “Hey Kenny?”

I looked back, glaring at her.

She smiled, “Thank you, come again!”

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WARNING: Long Author Note. But it's funny and important. So read it please? ;D

Haha, I just wanted to write a chapter where Julian and Kenny actually have a bit of fun! :3 Even though Lola does pop in here. ;D

Which reminds me! I NEED YOUR HELP! I need you guys to go nominate Lola Kentucky as the funniest character for the Watty Special Awards 2012 ONLY if you feel like she deserves it. <3

Lola: Seriously, honey booboo child, all you have to do is go to www.wattpad.com/feedback, pick the option 'Nominate a story for a Special Award' and- OH FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, KENNY, GET YO ASS IN HERE AND EXPLAIN TO THESE SMEXY PINEAPPLES.

Kenny: Never, you backstabbing gardening tool. *plays Backstabber by Ke$ha*

Lola: You've got to be kidding.

Kenny: *snaps fingers and starts singing along* Back, Back, Backstabber~! Back, Back, Backstabber~! Back, Back, Backstabber~!

Lola: *ignores Kenny* So, as I was saying. After you click on 'Nominate a story for a Special Award', Wattpad pretty much tells you what to do. You need to provide a link to the story which you'll find in the comment below, as well as state the Special Award Category which is Funniest Character. 

Kenny: *dances around Lola,  pointing at her* Girl, you're such a backstabber~!

Lola: *ignores Kenny* After you do all that awesome stuff, you have to specify who this amazing, super cool, fan-freaking-tastic, infinitely awesome-

Kenny: Girl, talk, talk, you're looking like a lunatic~!

Lola: No one calls Lola, loony! *pounces on Kenny*

Kenny: *squeals* LOLA KENTUCKY! VOTE FOR LOLA! SHE'S AWESOME! Specify! Funniest Character: Lola Kentucky! Oh god, why? T-T *screams*

Lola: You know what fate shall fall upon you, if you don't...

Kenny: *screams like a little girl* DON'T HURT MY SMEXY PINEAPPLES, YOU-

Lola: *pounces on Kenny again*

Okay, I think that Author's note counts as a mini chapter or something, it's that long o__o

Haha, poor Kenny. He's defending you smexy pineapples! <3 HELP HIM BY NOMINATING LOLA! GOGOGOGO! :D Let's get a BoyxBoy story on that award list! >:D

So. Yeah. ;D I'll update in a week or more. Exams soon T-T Gotta go study now. 

BYE MY SMEXY PINEAPPLES <3 I missed writing these absolutely weird Author notes. :D Teehee.

KayByeNow. :3