laur: oh boy I love doing the art!
Aph: *pops up like a dandelion* I THOUGHT YOU LOVED DOING THE GART
laurel: Aph it sounds like I like to fuck his dad
COUGH COUGH
Aph & laurel: *look to the right*
Grate, in the frechgirl position: and u wonder where garroths drama came from

_-_-_-_-

GarGar: *in bed with his gay boyfriend* what does whale cum look like
Laurel: WHY THE FRICK SNICK DICK FUCK DO YOU WANT TO KNOW
GarGar: because I'm curious garge
Laurel: go the fuck to sleep
GarGar: okay
Laurel: wow um thank you?
GarGar: UR WHALECUM
laurel: HOLY FUCK

MWMWMWMWM

Zane, from another room: I S2G IF YOU TOUCH MY BOOK ILL CUT OFF WHATS LEFT OF YOUR DICK
Travis: wtf *walks to room*
Eli the 3rd, on top of the new rick riordan book: meow

~~~~~~

Aph: *suddenly sits up in bed*
Katelyn: babe, is something wrong?
Aph:
Aph:
Aph:
Katelyn: if u make another dad joke-
Aph: 'tis i, the frenchiest fry
Katelyn:
Aph:
Katelyn:
Aph: eeeeeeEEEEEEE

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Zane: *taking out garbage, steps in an inch of snow* WHAT THE FUCK
Garroth's voice behind a fence: oh my god he's outside

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Kim: *walking outside looking fine as all hell*
Random guys: hey sexy, nice tits!
Lucy: *drops from the sky and roars like a velociraptor*
Random guys: holy shit

I found these in my school journal and yeah