here have shitty tumblr things

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Garroth: don't you just love the feeling when you have a citrus drink and when it rushes down your throats you can feel your younger go numb
Laurence: aren't u allergic to citrus

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Zane: au where I'm not a useless piece of shit

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Aaron: oh, so you like metal? Name three blacksmiths
Aph: Will, Jaden and Willow

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Dante: anyone who wouldn't become a cyborg is weird
Laurence: yeah say that after someone hacks your balls
Garroth:
Garroth: why would your balls be linked to wifi?
Travis: so he can connect to the internut

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Laurence: is there a word that's mixed between sad and mad
Zane: my life

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Laurence: is there a word that's mixed between sad and mad
Zane: your sex life

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Laurence: is there a word that's mixed between sad and mad
Zane: malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated
Garroth: smad

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Aph: August, September, Halloween, November, December
Katelyn: I think you mean: august, September, Halloween, turkey, Christmas
Aaron: I believe it's spelled: hot as balls, fuck it's school again, Halloween, turkey, Christmas
KC: then don't forget New Years, forever alone, windy as fuck, shit it's raining, allergies, oh hey it's actually decent, wait never mind
Vylad: and a partridge in a pear tree

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Travis: if there's a heavens no and a hell yes, why isn't there a purgatory maybe?
Zane: PURGHAPS

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Dante: tumblr is literally the result of putting a bunch of teens together without adult supervision
Vylad: well it was either this or lord of the flies

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Garroth: *wearing werewolf ears and tail* hey baby
Laurence: fuckING FURRY

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Aaron: *steals aphs phone*
Aph: I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN
Aaron: do they have to be born yet?

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Zane: I was taking a shower and I didn't know I was having a bloody nose so when I looked down and saw the blood I thought I was having my period but then I remembered that I'm a 23 year old boy

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*looking at an edit of katniss wearing a gold flame dress*
Zane: me arriving to your wedding
Aph: me arriving to your funeral
Zane: me arriving to our high school reunion
Aph: me arriving to class late
Zane: me arriving
Aph: me
Aaron: oh shut up barely either of you can leave your room

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Travis: well you can't spell stupid without u
Dante: well theres an i in stupid too
Travis:
Travis:
Travis: are u serious

Yo that was exactly 400 words happy 100 parts