Laurance Age 11

Laurance: Hayden...

Hayden: Laurance, Son.

Hayden: Call me dad...

Laurance: U-Uh O-Okay...

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Laurance Age 11 years and a half

Laurance: Hayden?

Hayden: My one and only precious son, Call me DAD.

Laurance: OKay.......

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Laurance Age 13

Laurance: Uhm Hayden, Can I ask you something?

Hayden: *Dad

Hayden: Hayden = X

Laurance: O-O

Hayden: What?

Laurance: Am I losing weight? DO I need to eat more? Do I need to take more showers? Is there something wrong with me? Do I need to lose weight? Is it my hair? Do I need to make it more neat? Is it too neat? IS it my clothes? Is Cadenza over doing it?  Or is it just me? Everyone keeps staring at me.

Hayden: What..... 

Laurance: U-UH nothing. I think I'm getting REALLY self-conscious...

Laurance left the conversation.

Hayden: That boy is way too honest and truthful sometimes... At least it means easier life being  a single dad I guess.

Laurance age 15 

LAurance: Hayden?

Hayden: CALL ME DAD!!!!! IS IT SO HARD TO TYPE D-A-D OR SAY IT?????

Laurance left the chat.

Hayden: I'm being harsh again. *le sigh* 

Laurance age 15 and a half.

LAurance: Dad?

Hayden: OHHHH THANK THE LORD! HE HAS ANSWERED MY PRAYER! ALL HAIL OUR AMAZING LORD!!!!!

LAurance: Dad.... Are you drunk again?

Hayden: ARE YOU SAYING IF I'M SAYING IF IM HAPPY IM DRUNK?

Laurance: I'm sorry! (Sorry emoji)

Laurance left the conversation.

Hayden: Not again. Hayden, you need to sto being harsh! Eseacially to Lurance! My poor son.