1 - I Need You To Cut My Head Off




A/N: It will say Peter and Magnus when they're texting, but depending on the POV, the others name will appear as ??? for them. I'm just not writing it in cause for me it gets a little confusing. But it's only for this chapter!


Magnus POV:

Ugggg, wheres Alex! We were going to the lobby to practice decapitation. Well, I did at least. The first time I met him, he slices my head clean off. So this was mostly for me. But I couldn't find him anywhere. I took out my phone to text him, and put in his new number. He had gotten a new phone after Blitz accidentally welded it into his new fashion line of armored hats with built-in bazookas.

Magnus:

Hey

Where ru?

I've been waiting for you to cut off my head for like 20 min!

Peter:

figuratively or literally

Magnus:

Do you have a preference?

Peter:

Depends

Magnus:

No but seriously

Where ru?!

Peter:

At home?

Magnus:

Ok ur not Alex

Who are you?

Peter:

I..

Am...

Iron Man

Magnus:

No really

Peter:

uggg ur no fun

Magnus:

Yeah I get that a lot

So...

who ru?

Peter:

Well I can't just give my name out to strangers

Because of a little thing called...

✨S T R A N G E R D A N G E R✨

Magnus:

eh

Peter:

You could be a kidnapper

Maguns:

I think I'd know if I was a kidnapper

and FYI I'm not

Peter:

yeeeeaahhhh

suureeeeee

*sus glaring*

Magnus:

I-

*joyful puppy face*

Peter:

uh-

*intensifying glare*

Magnus:

*desperate puppy eyes*

Peter:

aw! Come on!

I cant compete with that!

Magnus:

*can't 

Peter:

really

*eye roll*

OH SHOOT

I GTG BRB

Magnus:

uhh...

ok....

ill be here then-

waiting...

*whistles*

ru ok?

did something happen?

I'm a doctor

well, not certified

but, uh

i can help you if ur hurt...

hello?

*leaves chat*

*gets bored*

*returns to chat*

did u die?

eLo0oo0oO?

Peter:

wow

18 missed messages

and I thought my friends spammed

Magnus:

Yay!

ur alive!

...Lucky

*deep sigh*

Peter:

uhh

do I even wanna know?

Magnus:

Probably not

So anyways...

Peter:

...

Magnus:

oh, hey uh

Alex, the person I was trying to text, just got here

gtg

Ttyl?

Peter:

Uh... ok

I guess so?

Bye Ramdom Stranger

👋

Magnus:

👋

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