Welp...fasten your seatbelts because this is about to get wierd XD

Thomas: HEyy BABE howz itt goin?#
You: Tommy are you drunk?
Thomas: Tommy?? WAit WaIT!#4 IM thomuz Da TraIn??
You: no tommy your just drunk XD
thomas: LET MEH follOW meh DREeams!34 IM ThOmAS DA TRaIN DaMMIT!
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Newt: I HAS a QUestion!
You: what?
Newt: IS NewTella MADE ouT OF NEwt$?
You: No newt, your safe XD
Newt: YAY
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Mihno: I WULK IN DA SPY GOOD AND DIS IS WUT I SEE.. EVERYUNE STOPZ AND STAREZ AT MEEEEEEEE JDJXNEJFBFB
You: are you drunk??
Mihno: IM MINNIE DA MOUSE  AND I TOO FAB FORR YOUUUU
you: O_o
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Gally: WERE GOING ON A TRIP IN OUR FAVORITE ROCKUT SHIPPP ZOOMIN THRU DA SKY!!44 LITTLE HAMSTERS!
you: gally are you drunk?
Gally: MAYbe MAYBE NoT..I DUNT KNOW!!!; NOOT AND THOMUz BROUUUGHTT DAA BEEERRRR
you: uh.....