Many Unhappy Returns
At the baseball stadium the shredder was about to appear
Splinter: Stand strong! The Shredder will show no mercy!
Alexa: Hold your ground everyone!
Draxum was lying down on the ground
Draxum: You betrayed me? I thought we were partners
Lieutenant: Ha! That's what we want you to think! After we assembled the dark armor we needed a being of mystic power to energize it and bring the Shredder to life! The dark armor consumed your life force and now it will destroy your body!
Just then foot recruit arrived through a portal
Recruit: Senseis! My fury is unbridled and ready for-
She saw Shredder was back
Recruit: You resurrected the Shredder without me?!
Draxum escaped through the portal and then it closed
Donnie: I wanna say I feel prepared but my chattering teeth won't let me!
The shredder finally stood up
Foot clan: Shred! Shred! Shred!
Shredder attacked the foot clan instead
Foot clan: Don't Shred! Don't shred! Don't shred!!
Splinter: Such blind rage and going after his own? That makes no sense
Alexa: maybe the armor still has a flaw
Leo: Thanks for doing the dirty work for us! Big ups Shreddy!
Splinter: Not now Blue!
Leo: What? I thought our nicknames might give us a nice rapport
Lizzie: I know I just said I like you just the way you are but you could make that thing more angry!
Everyone attacked shredder all at once
All: Cowabunga!
Shredder immediately took out Raph Donnie and Mikey. Then Splinter Alexa April Leo and Lizzie stood in front of them
April: Back off! You don't scare me... Much!
Lizzie: we're not going down without a fight!
Shredder was about to attacked the group but then disappeared
Leo: Huh?
Lizzie: ...What just happened?
Lieutenant: So... that was unexpected...
Splinter: You fools! You have doomed of all humanity!
Alexa: do you have any idea what you've done?!
Brute: do we? No seriously tell me this has all been very confusing
Lieutenant: We must find out what went wrong. Back to the Foot Shack!
The foot clan opened a portal and left through it then the portal closed
Raph: Hey!
Lizzie: they could've at least helped us!
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The turtles Lizzie April Splinter and Alexa were walking through a subway station
April: Okay what just happened there? I thought Shredder was an evil samurai dude! Not some... raging animal!
Alexa: if that's true then how did he get that way?
Mikey: Is he coming back? I vote never!
Splinter: I do not know if he is coming back whatever he or it was... That was not the Shredder I have heard tales of!
Lizzie: Either way what do we do now? We've been fighting for two days in a row and I'm exhausted!
Alexa: we'll figure something out we just have to keep going a little longer
Donnie: whatever we do I'm not sure we can handle that guy
Leo: What are you guys talking about? We did great!
Raph: what were you just in?
Leo: The one where we made scrap metal run home to its toaster mommy!
Lizzie: so you're saying shredder retreated?
Leo: Yep! Wait we gotta commemorate this
He took a t-shirt and changes the name to '1 and 0'
Leo: 1 and 0 baby!
Splinter: You declare victory too easily blue! Humanity has never seen anything so destructive and you are making t-Shirts?!
Splinter saw Lizzie wearing the t-shirt
Lizzie: Uh yeah you're right not a good time
Then Donnie tech watch beeped and he looked at if
Donnie: Wow one season later and I still got full battery nice! Oh and segue police feedback is going totally berserk. Something major seems to be going down
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The eight of them go to Alberto's Pizza Hut and saw the shredder destroying the place
Donnie: Oh my muffins!
Leo: Gotta need to make a 2 and 0 t-shirt after this!
Lizzie: MOVE!
Lizzie pushed Leo out of the way from shredder crushing him then landed on a claw machine
Leo: Cheater! Don't think we're letting you keep those!
Raph: This is serious stuff Leo! Will you shore up our right flank already?!
Leo: What? Mid battle banter's my thing! Lizzie loves it!
Lizzie: most of the time but-
Leo: Like how yours is saying words like flank! We got this! Trust me
Shredder got back up and knocked everyone into different directions
April: Oh boy...
Shredder glared at April but then Splinter and Alexa stood in front of her
Splinter: I will not allow you to harm humans if it is the last thing I do!
Alexa: if you want to hurt innocent people you'll have to go through us first!
Lizzie: Mom wait-!!
Shredder was about to attack but he disappeared again
Splinter: phew... I really want my last thing to be eating rainbow yogurt
Raph: Is he gone for good now?
Lizzie: I hope so
Mikey: Based on his two zip zaps I predict that baddie's gonna be back in fifteen minutes!
Donnie: Two data points? You hypothesizing with two data points?! Scoff!
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They were all fighting shredder at the museum
Donnie: Whoa Fifteen minutes... Scoff retracted!
Mikey: This could be the end fellas!
Shredder stood over everyone
Mikey: This could be the end fellas!
Mikey hid in his shell
Splinter: I wish I had spent more time with my TV... And maybe paid more attention to my grandpa's stories about how to defeat the Shredder!
Alexa: are you serious?!
Leo: Lizzie if this is the end just know I love you!
Lizzie: I know you do!
Shredder was about to attack again but then disappeared again
Mikey: I can't look! Did we make it?
No one answer since they were all to shocked
Mikey: No one's responding I'm the only one who made it!
Raph: Nothing we throw at Shredder is working!
Donnie: I don't know how much longer we can keep this up! He is crushing us!
Lizzie: I've lost enough lives already!
Leo: don't worry my overall ninjocity was totally working!
Raph: It wasn't
Leo: I'm pretty sure it was about to...
Raph: Okay what do we got?
Mikey raised his hand
Raph: Good ideas first
Mikey put his hand back down
Splinter: There may be one person who can help. She's known for reign in raging beats... Big Mama
Alexa: You know her?
Splinter: unfortunately
Mikey: What? She'll never help us!
Leo: She'll help me I'm the face man! People love me
Donnie: Last time you saw her she tried to kill you.
Leo: who hasn't?
Lizzie: Me!
Leo: I meant besides you Liz
Lizzie: you're family and friends!
Leo: well my point is dad's idea is great! I'll go in there turn up the Leo and she'll be begging to help us
Raph: Now's not the time for schmoozing Leo or for splitting up the Mad Dogs. This is Shredder! We need all hands on deck!
Leo opened a portal
Leo: If dad thinks Big Mama can help us we gotta try
Splinter: What?!
Alexa: if we are going to spit up Lizzie should go with you
Lizzie: But mom I can help-!
Alexa: I know but do you want to argue about this now?
Lizzie: No...
Leo: we could use your help Liz! The rest of you can totally handle Shreddy on your own. Trust me. You guys got this!
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Leo Splinter and Lizzie made it right outside big mamas hotel
Leo: So you knew Big Mama back in the day?
Lizzie: how did you meet?
Splinter: We were just friends! I mean... it will all be fine! Let's go!
The three of them walked inside and up to the Bellhop
Leo: three to see Big Mama. We're totally on her schedule. Sweet whisker mustache BTW. Makes you look young or old. Whichever you're going for
Splinter: this isn't going to work...
Lizzie: just watch
The Bellhop held a walkie talkie
Bellhop: Three chatted up mutants here for you ma'am. A rat a cat and one of them bleeding turtles
Big Mama (on the walkie talkie): Tell them to shove off
The Bellhop put the walkie talkie away
Bellhop: She says to quote 'Shove off'
Lizzie: well that's just rude!
Splinter: Fine... Tell her... her snuggle muffin beefcake is here
Lizzie: wait what?
Leo: Uh how do you know Big Mama again?
Splinter pulled Leo and Lizzie away from the bellhop
Splinter: In addition to being a crime boss Big Mama is also... kind of... my ex
Leo and Lizzie: ...WHAAAAAAAT?!?!
Lizzie: How?! When?! Why?!
Splinter: Believe me I rue the day those eight legs walked into my life! I met her in human form on the set of 'Crouching Shrimp Hidden Tiger Prawn'. She was the teamster who drove my trailer. It was love at first tire rotation. what a whirlwind we hit all the disco techs. Exercise techs philly cheese steak techs petting zoo techs. Big Mama and I were inseparable! Then one night at dinner on the green I was going to ask her to marry me
Lizzie: Marry?!
Splinter: yes... But instead of accepting my proposal she revealed she was a giant spider kidnapped me to the Hidden City and forced me to fight in the Battle Nexus... Not really the response I was looking for... In hindsight I may have missed a few clues. I do miss her pre kidnapping times. I mean how could anyone stay mad at those eyes? That smile and those-
Leo: No! No! No! No! more lovey and or dovey talk!
Lizzie: Splinter please tell me you don't feel the same way about my mom!
Splinter: Uh...
Leo and Lizzie: SERIOUSLY?!
Splinter: But trust me I do NOT have those feelings anymore!
Lizzie: Phew...
Then the bellhop walked up to them
Bellhop: Hey rat! Big Mama's got a message for you three
Splinter: Probably her long overdue apology
A portal opened then Leo Splinter and Lizzie were sucked into it
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The three of them landed on a balcony right over the battle nexus
Lizzie: Oh come on!
Leo: The Battle Nexus? Okay no biggie we've got this just trust me
Splinter: I do not! You don't know Big Mama like I do! She's ruthless!
Lizzie: Yeah that part is pretty obvious!
Lizzie pointed to the monster in the battle nexus eat the challenger
Leo: yikes!
Then the elevator opened and big mama walked out of it
Big Mama: Snuggle muffin beefcake? Where did you hear that naughty little nickname rat man?
Splinter danced with her
Splinter: From you as we tangoed the night away my sassy sugar badger
Big Mama: It is you! And more fetching than ever my fuzzy cuddleupigus!
Leo tried not the throw up
Leo: Liz I swear I'm never calling you that
Lizzie: thank you...
Splinter: I did not come for the trip down kidnapping lane! The shredder beast is about to lay waste to New York!
Big Mama: Well let's have a look see!
She looked through a mystic orb
Big Mama: Ooh what a brutey Behemoth. By the look of it, his quantum energy is in flux. If I had to guess I would say your raging beast is not tethered to this dimension. In other words he's fizzy flopping back and forth my huggy poo
Lizzie: Please just speak English!
Splinter: I assume you have something to contain him?
Big Mama: I do have a splendiferous mystic bubble that you can have. For a price
The mystic orb showed a picture of a mystic collar
Splinter: And there it is always has to be something in it for her
Lizzie: I'm not surprised at this point
Big Mama: Prickly Petey losing his charm?
Leo and Lizzie get between both of them
Leo: Hey! water under the bridge
Lizzie: we can talk about this!
Leo: yep so Big Mama discuss shredder he's bad for us bad for New York and bad for your business in New York. So if you got a solution let's make a deal
Lizzie: Waif that's not what I meant!
Splinter: Blue don't! Nobody ever outsmarts her!
Leo: Relax I got this. You know I don't hear a lot of cheering. Business is not booming so what you need is a headliner. Someone to put butts in seats. Someone to take on your new champ. Someone like your old champ in new form... Ratjitzu!
A spotlight focused on Splinter
Splinter: WHAT?!
Lizzie: That sounds like a good-
Leo: Okay fine let me sweeten the deal
Splinter: But she didn't even say no to your first deal yet!
Lizzie: Leo what are you doing?!
Leo: And Ratjitzu is going to be fighting with no weapons!
Splinter: But that beast has rat crushing tentacles!
Big Mama: We have a deal
Splinter: What?! NO!
Leo: Haha! Yes! See Lizzie? Easy
Lizzie: what makes fighting a technical monster and fighting the shredder easy?
Leo: Like I said before you just have to trust me
Splinter: I knew I should've brought Alexa...
Another Yokai started to help splinter try on his new lou jitsu outfit
Splinter: What have you gotten me into?
Leo: What? This Is one of my all time great Ideas. You got out there you wallop like a champ and we get what we need to defeat Shredder
Splinter: You have thrown us into the lion's den!
Leo: I think it's more of a Kraken's den...
Lizzie: Why didn't you suggest me to go with him? You know I can help!
Leo: W-Well yeah I know that! Your part in the plan is something even better! And safe...
Lizzie: what?
Leo: Uh nothing! I got this
Big Mama transformed into her human form
Big mama: You in that outfit that takes me back all those scrumptious victories! Too bad this time you will lose
Leo: Are you kidding me? This is Lou Ratjitsu we're talking about. He could beat anybody!
Splinter: Leonardo
Lizzie: Uh Leo?
Leo: In fact he could beat tons of anybodies at once!
Splinter: Stop talking
Lizzie: your making it worse
Leo: Like your champ and those 6 guys!
He pointed to 6 other gorilla yokai
Splinter: Will you shut it already?!
Lizzie: she already said yes!
Leo: In fact we don't want this over too quickly you should armor up those rookies. The whole shebang. Especially with these pointy hats!
He put on sharp helmets on the gorillas
Lizzie: Do you want your dad to be killed?!
Big Mama: You have a deal
Leo shook big mamas hand
Splinter: Oh why did I ever trust you this? The others would've have taken this seriously
Lizzie: I'm sure Leo has a good plan... Right?
Then Splinter was taken to the arena while Leo Lizzie and Big mama watched from the balcony
Big Mama: The arena has never been this woozy fuddled!
Announcer: And now inside the arena the all time winningest Battle Nexus champion back and even hairier Rat Jitsu!
Lizzie: I can barely see him from all the way up here!
A yokai gave her binoculars
Lizzie: Oh thanks
She used them to get a better look
Leo: Dad! Dad! Up here!
Splinter: Can someone tell my son I am not talking to him?!
Leo: You got this pops. I love you!
Leo blew a kiss but splinter smacked it away
Lizzie: I hope you know what you're doing Leo
Leo: Trust me I do! Remember big mama a deals a deal
Big mama: Of course Big Mama never goes back on a deal. She does however... alter the terms at the very last second!
Lizzie: wait what?
Leo: I'm sorry?
Suddenly both Leo and Lizzie are tackled then there weapons were taken away
Leo: No!
Lizzie: give those back!
Big Mama: One last wrinkly doo. You'll both be fighting alongside your papa but you still get my bubble if you win
Leo: an out of nowhere betrayal?!
Lizzie: You can't do this!
Big mama: Oh please you'll be fine Elizabeth. After all you still have some lives left don't you?
Lizzie: ...How did you-
Big mama: your boyfriend was clearly worried and specifically told me not to have you fight. It's not rocket science
At that moment a trap door opened underneath Leo and Lizzie then they both fell through it
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Then Leo and Lizzie fell inside the arena next to splinter
Splinter: Oh the old last second trap door betrayal?
Leo and Lizzie both stood up
Leo: Please this was my plan all along
Lizzie: I'm sorry but I have a hard time believing that
Splinter: Just admit it already son! You were played!
Leo: How come nobody trusts me? None of you guys have any faith in me! Why?
Lizzie: that's not what I-!
Splinter: Maybe... THIS WHOLE SITUATION!
Splinter pointed to the giant monster in front of them
Leo: This whole situation was my plan all along. If it wasn't then why'd ask your tailor to make you this outfit?
Lizzie: to look like lou jitsu?
Splinter: So we could both perish looking super fly?
Leo: Or so I could sneak this baby in!
Leo held his sword that he hid in his jacket and created a portal to get Lizzie's scythe
Leo: here you go Liz! My deal was no weapons for splinter not me or you
Lizzie held onto her weapon
Leo: and about what big mama said-
Lizzie: can we talk about that after we save the world?
Leo: Yep fair enough! You ready?
They both stood back to back
Lizzie: as I'll ever be!
Leo: If you would do the honors papa!
Leo Lizzie and Splitner all attacked at once. Splinter used his tail as a whip to take down the gorilla Yoki
Splinter: Haha! Still got it!
Leo: Now grab the helmets!
Splinter and Lizzie held the helmets
Splinter: is this one of those moments I'm supposed to trust you?
Leo: Bingo! Liz... do your thing!
Lizzie: Oh I like where this is going!
Lizzie filled each helmet except for one with electricity and threw them into Leo's portals.
Leo: Time to get kraken!
Leo ran towards the kraken when Lizzie grabbed his hand and ran even faster
Lizzie: need a lift?
Leo: don't mind if a do!
Lizzie summoned her electricity again and threw Leo high into the air
Leo: special delivery!
Leo teleports each helmet onto the tentacles keeping the kraken from moving and then Landed on the ground safely
Leo: Superhero landing! One more helmet
Lizzie: you got this splinter!
Splinter: Wait what?!
Leo puts the helmet on Splinter then tossed him into the portal. Then splinter appeared right above the kraken
Splinter: can we try a new plan?!
Splinter hit the kraken on the head with his helmet and it was knocked out cold
Announcer: It's a knockout folks!
The entire crowd cheered and Splinter stood up
Lizzie: we did it!
Leo: They love you pops!
Splinter: It was all you two
Then big mama landed behind the three of them
Big Mama: silence!
Leo: Just the spider I was coming to gloat to
Lizzie: we did our part now it's your turn
Big mama: a deal is a deal and as a sign of respect I shall return this Shredder beast to his prison dimension if you catch him
She gave Leo the mystic collar
Leo: Sweet! Come on guys let's jet!
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Back with Raph Donnie Mikey April and Alexa they all made it to an alleyway
Donnie: After inputting Shredder's previous coordinates on the X Y Z and D for Donnie. I have calculated that this is the site of our final resting spot...
Alexa: Donnie!
Donnie: I mean go team!
Suddenly another portal opened
Donnie: Oh my Muffins!
Then Leo splinter and Lizzie walked out of it
Leo: You love us you missed us we're back baby!
He showed everyone the mystic collar
Leo: Lou jitsu, Wild Cat and Blue saving the day!
Lizzie looked at Alexa
Lizzie: Mom I'm ok I promise-!
Alexa hugged her daughter
Alexa: I knew you could handle yourself!
Mikey: Aww!
Raph: I hate to ruin the moment but we're getting our butts kicked after you left us high and dry.
Leo: High and dry? Come on dudes when I said 'you got this' I mean that. Look I bet the only reason we're here right now is cause Donnie inputted coordinates and blah blah blah, Mikey razzed his tazz, April finally used her crane license, Alexa used her mystic powers to keep the shredder busy and Raph's gonna put it all together in a plan to defeat that lead head with this mystic collar!
Leo held the mystic collar in front of raph's face again
Alexa: ...Huh
Raph: Wow Leo that's remarkably accurate
At that moment the shredder appeared in front of them all
Raph: He's back! Prepare for Operation Fire Hanky Tickle collar!
Lizzie: Operation what now?!
Leo ran past Lizzie but she grabbed him hand
Lizzie: Leo! You sure this will stop him?
Leo held Lizzie's hand tighter
Leo: trust me Liz
Lizzie pulled Leo closer and kissed him
Lizzie: I do... Now go!!
She let go and Leo joined the fight
Raph: Alexa! Lizzie! Time to stun him!
Alexa and Lizzie summoned their electricity and electrocuted shredder making him dizzy
Raph: Mikey! Flame on!
Mikey used his whip to tie up the shredder
Raph: Okay Donnie! the hanky!
Donnie: Donnie's on it! one small step for turtle kind!
Donnie threw a handkerchief over the shredder's eyes
Raph: Leo now!!
Leo jumped behind the shredder and put the collar on him. Then there was a bright purple light and shredder was laying on the floor unconscious
All: COWABUNGA!
Splinter: My sons! They will write scrolls about this one day!
Alexa: maybe even make a movie!
At that moment big mama walked out of the alleyway
Big mama: I'm sure they will! Your team is not to be trifled with
Lizzie: You got that right
Alexa: Lizzie!
Lizzie: sorry! I still have so much adrenaline
Leo: One tamed no longer phasing! Scrap metal psycho ready for your disposal!
Big Mama: You did your part so I will do mine
A portal opened up and the shredder was sucked into it
Raph: Bam! back into his prison dimension never to be heard from again!
April: What an epic three days of non stop fighting!
The turtles April and Lizzie all immediately fell asleep
Splinter: Alexa are they-
Alexa: they're fine. Might sleep for the next few days but fine
Splinter: Alright good
He looked at big mama
Splinter: I wish I could say it was a pleasure to see you again my sassy sugar badger
Alexa: wait what?
Splinter pushed the teenagers down a manhole and Alexa followed him
Big Mama: You fought valiantly my huggy poo. You really forced Big Mama to own up to her own deal... Even if she did alter the time for the last second
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Meanwhile Rebecca was walking home when she saw an Oozesquitoe
Rebecca: what is that thing?
She took a jar from the trash and trapped the Oozesquitoe inside it
Rebecca: I don't know what you are but I'm going to find out...
To be continued in an original episode
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