Look what I found, maggots with an F.

All righty, here I go.
*sigh* It's been so long, you bags of industrialized fertilizer. I migt be a bit offensive, I've had enough shiet about respect and influences, and role-modeling and stuff. Fack all of that. Who gives a damn if I influence anybody?
Oki now on it...

1.Who was the last person you held hands with?
Natalia. And this doggo at my friend's party gave me his paw, that was lit.

2.Are you loud, outgoing or shy?
I am not THAT shy but I'm not loud like those stupid ass bags you see in your school years, you know? Those extroverted dumbasses. Or those optimists. I know this one person who commented on my respect, and I was pretty blunt about it. But still, bug off positive thinkers, you make my life worse. Unless you are my friend in real life.

3.Who are you looking forward to seeing?
My friends, and my cousins who live in Mexico. Which probably wont come. Because of work. Ugh, my family is BARELY starting to go into that stage where everybody gets jobs and industrializes feelings. But eh, for the good of it

4.Are you easy to get along with?
Unless you are an irritated retarded downlooking stubborn whore, then yes. Oh, and don't try to Gordon Ramsey me or anything, or else I hate you.

5.Have you ever givenup on someone and then gone back to him/her?
Well, I was killing some dudes in Fallout 4, and I left my buddies to die. But then I came back for their loot. But still.

6.If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
They would probably take me to some dude called Alexis or something and kick my butt off...
Lol. Jk.
Yes, she probably would, unless they start liking somebody else over me...
Lol. Jk.
She would. But she would have to deal with me being a total idiot. So yeah.

7.Do you think you'll be in a reltionship two months from now?
I dont know, does SHE think we will? I think so. Everything is going good.

8.Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
Bruh... Either you're stupid or you haven't read my precious tags or you're just chronically tarded. Ever heard of Natalia?

9.Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
No, it makes me kinky. And its kool if it's with one of my friends like Daniel, he's thicc.

10.Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
Le Natalia. Vous valez beaucoup. Ich liebe dich, und spero che tu sappia. Guiño. Ugh I hate that.

11.What does your most recent text say?
"Well dont feel weird about it!"
You know what I am talking about, Natalia.

12.How do you feel about abortion?
It's okay, one less human, millions of less resources. At least abortions are when you havent yet grown close to you son or daughter or whatever... Right? Right?
No? Only me? Only I see abortion this way? Okay... Okay then. Fine. Be like that.

13.Do you like big crowds of people?
No. I like being lonely. Like that time I didnt go to the pep-rally and stayed alone at the Band Hall. Kill me.

14.Do you believe in luck and miracles?
I believe in karma but only to certain measures, like not like "oh youre such a bully you are gonna get your butt kicked later". I believe in my own karma only. And miracles I sort of believe. Like how I can get a legendary in Clash Royale. Hey, it IS possible, okay?

15.What good thing happened this summer?
HeyoMayo_03 happened. Thats the best thing to occur to me this summer. No doubts. She's the best.
Oh, and also, I got my birthday... Yay... *sigh*

16.Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Definetely. Them lips taste good. Like, GOOD.
Nevermind, you wouldnt understand.

17.Do you think there is life on other planets?
Do you think the planet Mars is made completely of HIV? Exactly.

18.Do you still talk to your first crush?
My VERY first crush died or so ething in Arizona I dont really know. Or care. Or know. But still, I talk to someo f my other past crushes.

19.Do you like bubble baths?
No, I just like the feeling of being submerged densely in a fitting body of water and having gaseous precipitates formed from soap that is meant to foam up hydrogen oxide molecules collide against my skin.

20.Do you like your neighbors?
My neighbor plays guitar. So, he must be cool. I guess. They always stay up until one even on school days too, despite the children there. But eh, I dont care.
My other neighbor is friends wih my dad. So... *thumbs up gesture*

21.What are your bad habits?
Forgetting stuff, and being pissed off at optimists for no reason. Oh, and being whiny. Right, HeyoMayo_03?
Hmph.

22.Where would you like to travel?
Probably to like the lakes in Canada or something calm. Or some place tropical. Either will do. But I would be too lazy to go anyways. So yeah that sucks.

23.Do you have trust issues?
Yes, unless you are my mom or Natalia. I really dont trust other boys. Oh, and Daniel. He's trustworthy. But thats about it. If you are not these people, I wont trust you. Deal with it.

24.Favorite part of your daily routine?
Playing games at night. However, I know I wont be able to play games as much sooner or later. Probably sooner. But still. Oh, and lunch is also good.

25.What body part are you most uncomfortable with?
My reproductive system is very annoying. Especially when erections happen, its very noticable. And I have to manspread sometimes because of this system I possess. Other than that, I hate my body. Im all flabby. *cri*

26.What do you do when you wake up?
I put on allo f my clothes and put all my pencils in my pocket. After that, I take a small nap. Then I remain asleep until I get called to get in the car.

27.Do you wish your skin w lighter or darker?
Lighter. Because then I can be a definite shade. I would look disgusting with a skin tone that would be darker. Plus, I could wear all black and look like some secretive dude.

28.Who are you most comfortable?
Natalia. Honorable mentions include: Bella and Andrew. Other people are either outgoing, love being in the outdoors, or are generally un-unsocial. And if you know me and are offended I didnt pick you, it doesnt mean I dont feel comfortable. Just that these people are the MOST comfortable people I can be around.

29.Have any of your ex's ever told you they regret breaking up?
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30.Do you ever want to get married?
Yes. Because then I can love somebody ALL I want. Wether they like it or not. Wether the world likes it or not.

31.Is your hair long enough for a ponytail?
For a micro-ponytail, yes. In fact, probably for a maximum of FOUR micro-ponytails. But that doesnt mean they look good. Oh, and NEWS FLASH, Im a guy.

32.Which celebrities would you like to have a threesome with?
To be honest, like, DEAD honest, Im not into all this fanning over celebrities. My childhood did not involve attachment to celebrities, and I right now think its stupid to like celebrities in that way. Plus, how woukd you know that the celebrity is good in bed? Exactly. Grow up f*gg*ts.

33.Spell your name with your chin?
Migjd. VenegQax. Lol I expected it to be worse. But eh, small chin I guess? You tell me.

34.Do you play sports?
Sports are for social people who get bored of doing regular exercise by themselves, who then make a competition invloving excelling physical skill and a common goal to get attention for their "well accomplished" victories. So no, I do not play sports like a mindless meathead. Id rather be finding out how to complete the main story in Fallout 4 or something, like a rational person.

35.Wouod you rather live without TV or music?
Without TV, because by the time I finish watching every possible likeable movie or show, I would have to watch documentaries or something gay (gay is not an insult, I just use it becauss I want to and because last I checked, every A erican has the first ammendment).

36.Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
I liked a shit ton of people just last year, and to add to the variety, I like people and stop liking them quickly. So like,myeah. Unless, of course, that person has liked me back. But yes, Ive liked people and never told them.

37.What do you do during akward silences?
I stare at someone in the eye, as if giving them the message like, "Yes, dude, we are in the middle of an akward silence, and the golden rule is that every time there is an akward silence a gay baby is born. I know how you feel about that."

*Again, I am only joking, and if you find this offensive, I am protected by the ammendments that have been endowed upon my corpse with life. Exactly. I can say "gay" all I want.

38.Do you think age matters in a relationship?
Yes, you must be the same age to date, which is why IM disposing myself of a special somebody this Decmeber who is turning fourteen before I am...

Im kidding! Age doesnt matter. Age is just a word that describes a number. Nothing should get in between your love, unless it's rubber. Lol.

39.What are your favorite stores to shop in?
Okay, Im not a store person, but Second and Charles has made me love stores a tiny bit more. So I like being in Second and Charles and Gamestop and... Sort of Hot Topic. If there is Fick and Morty merch or videogame content within a store, I will like it there,

40.What do you want to do after high school?
Get a job, get new friends, get a house, and get laid *wink*.

41.Do you think everybody deserves a second chance?
No. Unless you still have family that loves you. Other than that, head on to the guillotine.

42.If you are being extremely quiet, what does it mean?
It means I am sad and feel lonely and unloved and unspecial. And I dont like being lonely. Or unloved. Or unspecial. But luckily, Natalia can make me feel better. Heh.

43.Do you smile at strangers?
No, I just stare at their souls as they walk by. I eye them down, because you never know when they will murder your family. You never know who they could really be. You never trust anybody, unless they are loved.

44.Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
What the hell do I wanna be at the bottom of the ocean for? To see all the filthy translucent plankton or something? No. I'd rather see other galaxies and other planets and other things invisible from the surface of Earth.

45.Do you want a roomate?
Yes. A tolerable one at most. Because I dont want to be alone. Im scared. Dont judge me.

46.What are you paranoid about?
Windows are untrustworthy. I feel that they are the cause of all my fears... Wait... They ARE. You never know what questionable figure might be staring at you through the glass surface.

47.What was the meanest thing somebody ever said to you?
"Youre so rude, even ruder than Ricky." and "Without the drums you are worthless."
Dude, girls are so damm mean. I just dont get it. Why do they do this?

48.The nicest thing?
"You are worth so much to me."
By somebody. Take a wild guess. A hypothesis.

49.Have you done something recently you hope none of your friends find out about?
No, if anything I tell my friends anything, even if it's classified information. The reason I DO tell my friends anything is  that they MIGHT wanna tell me some secretive stuff only because I tell them everything that I do.

50.What language(s) would you like to learn?
German and Russian sound cool. But Id never wanna have to go through the process of learning, so I never will learn any other language any time soon anyways. But still, I like they way these languages sound harsh.

OKAY, OKAY! There is the tag that was bestowed upon me by HeyoMayo_03. Thank you for making me answer fifty questions.

I dont tag anybody because I am lonely.
But yeah, there I go.
Later Haters.
Peace in the Middle East.