Um...we fucked

It was...uh..interesting

She was very...confused

I was VERY confused!

She looked like she enjoyed it..?

It wasn't THAT bad...

Except that she's a fucking cat

Disgusting...

I fornicated with a black cat

I feel ashamed...

But...the look on her kids face when he saw...

Was priceless...

Annnnnd he threw a tantrum...

Sooo I politely (angrily) asked them to leave and never come back

She seemed sad...

So I gave her my fucking number...

What the fuck did you just do Max?!