Axl plays the next episode. Death Battle began after Boomstick mentioned a site called Go Daddy. The introduction shows dozens of female
superheroes wearing outfits for combat. Some are modest, others not so much.

Marcus was drooling at all the females before Tania beat some sense into him, which got the robots confused (especially Alia). Axl was trying his best not to think dirty thoughts, X and Zero weren't affected since they already met heroes like them after all.

(Cues Invader - Jim Johnston)

Wiz: Superheroines. Millions have drawn to these modern myths of comic book lore.

Everyone got interesed in that. Linda remembered that Owlette's favorite heroine was also from the comics, and she thought that if she was there, she will be fangirling right now and also shouting "Girl Power!" for the combatants

Boomstick: Or you could, uh, just be drawn the way they're drawn

And there are other reasons that heroines are made.

Wiz: Like Anna Marie, The Rogue...

Boomstick:...And Diana Prince, The Wonder Woman

Wiz: He's Boomstick and I'm Wizard.

Boomstick: And we're here to watch two chicks duke it out! CATFIGHT!

The girls have a bad feeling Boomstick is so gonna enjoy this. Let's hope he doesn't say anything embarrassing, he's been saying a lot of crap already. The boys knew already what was going to happen and they have mixed emotions; Marcus was looking at the females with a lot of interest, Axl was still trying to fight the dirty thoughts and he also was shuttering at the girls, and as for X and Zero, they were worried that Boomstick will say something that the girls won't tolerate.

Wiz: And its our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills...

Boomstick: And maybe a few other things...

Okay scratch that. The hunters are extremely worried that Boomstick will take advantage of this. Might as well tolerate this as long as possible. And the boys backed away from the girls just in case.

Wiz: ...to find out who will win a Death Battle

Before someone can say anything, Tania was the first one to spoke towards Marcus

"You better not do what I'm thinking you would" Tania said at the vigilante

"Hey! Calm yourself down, Tania! Besides you can't tell me what to do!" Marcus said which made Tania scoff at him

"What are you talking about?" Alia asked confused

The others were about to ask, untill Celia corrected them

"Sometimes Marcus could be a pervert when he sees movies like this one, so you better tolerate him" Celia said as she glared at her brother

"Now I get why he gets distracted with girls" X said as he facepalmed, thinking that Marcus was going to be an idiot in this episode

"And why he always eyes me while we're working" Alia said as she signed

"I never thought my buddy was like that..." Axl said confused

"I had plenty of ideas..." Zero said as he also glared at Marcus, since he also predicted that his brother-in-law was a complete pervert

"Just try to tolerate him..." Linda said, calming everyone down as they saw the first combatant

The first contestant is a young woman wearing a gray and green skintight suit. Her hair is curly brown with big white streaks in it.

Rouge

(Cues X-Men *2000*- The X-Jet)

Wiz: Rouge has possessed a variety of different powers over the years. For this duel in particular, we will use the most well known version; the original iteration from the comics and television show.

"Wow she has so many abilities, wonder what powers does she use?" Axl asked.

"But right now they're sticking to her original powers." X replied as he saw her powers with interest.

POWER ABSORPTION
Activated Through Contact
Absorbs Memories, Talents, Personalities, and Abilities
Temporary Transfer
Can Use Copied Abilities
Can be Lethal with Prolonged Contact

Wiz: Her deadliest weapon is her own skin. With just a touch, she absorbs a person's memories, talents, personalities, and abilities, whether
superhuman or not, to use them herself.

"Damn, that's a pretty neat ability for a Reploid or a superhero" Marcus said, interested in the ability.

"I'm sure there are dangerous side effects about that. Something like that can be dangerous." Zero cautiously replied.

Boomstick: Too bad it knocks them out cold, and if she holds on long enough, it's game over.

Wiz: Tenacious foes like Juggernaut can resist it, but in the end, nobody is safe from Rogue's parasitic touch. For every second of contact, Rogue can keep these powers for a full minute. Though sometimes, there's unforeseen side effects.

"So if she holds on to her opponents long enough they'll die, on the other hand the side effects can be dangerous for her." X analyzed

"Yeah, but look at the size of that guy!" Axl exclaimed, pointing at Juggernaut.

MS. MARVEL'S POWERS
Super Strength
Flight at Supersonic Speed
Near-Invulnerability
Enhanced Reflexes
Telepathic Resistance
Seventh Sense

(Cues X-Men Theme - Hard Rock Remix)

Boomstick: She held on to Ms. Marvel for so long she absorbed her powers permanently. Now she's got super strength, speed, and near invulnerability.

"Wow that's really cool." Axl said in awe at the benefits.

"Indeed." Alia added.

Boomstick: Not that I blame her though. I'd be holdin' on to Ms. Marvel for as long as I could!

"Oh he did not just go there." Tania said glaring at the screen. She always hated pervert sickos making comments like that, and Marcus was going to be one of them.

"Yes I'm afraid." Linda agreed and slowly brandishing her Ladybug Slash.

Boomstick: Plus, then when she's unconscious I could...

"Oh no! Don't you dare!" Linda and Tania said at the same time, which made Axl back away at his angered girlfriend and X secretly prepared his buster to shoot at the screen.

"I swear to god Boomstick." Celia growled as she slowly gripped her cup hard. Marcus was smiling too sweetly for some reason.

"Hmm... I think I could-- OW!" Marcus said pervertly, but was interrupted by a hit on the head by Zero

"Don't think about it, idiot" Zero said as he give Marcus a cold glare, which made him gulp and back away from him

"Thank you for that..." Tania said as Celia nodded in agreement, which made Marcus mumble something under his breath

Wiz: She also gained a seventh sense, the ability to unconsciously predict her opponent's moves.

"That's an ability similar to my Ladybug Sense." Linda stated, impressed that she has that ability.

"I didn't know we have seven senses." Marcus said.

"We only got five normal senses, so these combatants have special training to get those other two." Celia countered.

"That's true." Tania agreed.

Boomstick: But her seventh sense doesn't seem to always work. That or writers just forgot about it' cause, uh, Rogue gets her ass kicked a lot.

Wiz: For plot convenience.

"Sounds absolutely stupid." Axl said, angry that these writers forgot about that.

Boomstick: And damn, she's got a hot ass

Zero coughed while blushing while Marcus was drooling at the image, but he was beaten to a pulp by Tania and Alia for that. X turned his head to hide the blush and Axl was blushing and scooted away embarrassed.

Wiz: What?

Boomstick: Hey, that counts as a superpower in my book, Wiz! While she's not invincible, she doesn't have any real weaknesses either.

"Wonder what her weaknesses are?" X wondered.

"We'll never know." Marcus muttered as he got up from the beating.

Boomstick: She's a classy southern belle, who I'd like to take out to dinner

Wiz: Who can fly, lift buildings, and kill people just by touching them?

Boomstick: Never mind!

"As if any woman could date this perverted idiot." Celia scoffed.

Rogue: Ain't that enough?

After that, they went over to their opinions. Rogue seems to be a good fighter, but they didn't give a lot of information on her background. Linda stated that they'll get the other fighter's backstory in the later episodes. They agreed and continued watching

The next contestant is the same one they saw on the last episode

Wonder Woman

(Cues Wonder Woman *2009* - Ending Theme)

Wiz: To the uneducated nerd, Wonder Woman may seem a cheap clone of Superman

A few seemed interested on who this Superman is but they'll find out later.

Boomstick: With Superboobies!

"Oh shut up Boomstick!" Linda growled. She was getting sick of Boomstick already, and Zero and
Axl were slowly reaching for their weapons. Alia doesn't seemed fazed since she always get that a lot for what she's wearing, but she's got a bad feeling that her crush was going to be more perverted than ever.

Wiz: But in reality, she's a whole different story. Created from earth, born by gods, trained by ancient warriors...

The group were happy that they're finally hearing a fighter's backstory, but it was weird for a person to be born from sand to them.

Boomstick: Maker of the WonderBread! Designer of the Wonderbra!

X was one second away of blasting the screen to oblivion by Boomstick's comments, since it embarrased the girls who were next to him.

Wiz: Boomstick, that's not true!

Boomstick: See, I can do it too Wiz!

"No, he can't!" Tania scoffed at that comment. Linda facepalmed at that and also signed X to put down his buster as she noticed he charged it to blast the screen, Alia growled at that which made Marcus and Axl back away from them, as Celia stood up angrily and was about to do something but Zero stopped her and grabbed her hand which calmed her down

Wiz: Wonder Woman is the incredibly powerful and near invincible ambassador of Themyscira, and self-appointed protector of the Earth.

Celia looked interested at this and imagine of having her as a powerful ally to the Maverick Hunters

Boomstick: And she dresses like a stripper... a patriotic stripper!

"'I let that slide, since I know some female hunters who dress like that." Celia said as she remembered seeing some female Maverick Hunters dressed like Wonder Woman.

MASTER COMBATANT
Trained Since Childhood
Skilled at Armed and Unarmed Combat
Prefers Fists Over Blades
The Best of the Amazons

Wiz: Diana Prince has been trained by the Amazons as a master combatant since childhood. She dueled the best of the best for the right to be crowned Wonder Woman.

"Wow, that's amazing!" Axl exclaims as he sees Wonder Woman fighting and training with several skilled warriors.

"Yeah and those Amazons look real good looking" Marcus added, which earn him another hit by his sister Celia.

Wiz: Her unearthly powers are divine, granted by Greek gods and goddesses

The reploids don't know who these Greek gods are, but judging by what Wiz said, they must be extremely
powerful.

POWERS FROM DEMETER
Superhuman Strength
Superhuman Durability [Resist all but Blades and Bullets]
Magic Resistance
Enhanced Healing Factor

(Cues Justice League - Main Theme)

Wiz: From Demeter, she received superhuman strength and durability

"That's interesting" Zero said and X agreed.

Boomstick: And you know that bitch Mailman god with the wingy shoes?

Wiz: Hermes?

POWERS FROM HERMES
Flight up to Mach-5 Speed
Superhuman Reflexes [Faster than Superman]
Superhuman Speed [Up to Hyper-Sonic]

Boomstick: Whatever. He gave Wonder Woman the ability to fly and move at hypersonic speed.

"That's awesome!" Marcus shouted alongside Axl and Tania, everyone else were amazed at that ability.

OTHER POWERS
Enhanced Sight, Smell, Hearing, Touch, Taste
Multi-Lingual
Increased Wisdom
Superior Empathy
Animal Rapport
Other Useless Stuff (She must have a lot)

Wiz: She was given numerous other powers from enhanced senses, animal rapport, and blessings of wisdom and empathy.

"That's a lot of abilities to have." X stated in amazement.

Boomstick: Aside from the obvious cannons rested right below her neck, she's got a pretty bizarre mixed of weaponry.

The group were now interested in the weapons she currently has.

LASSO OE TRUTH
Forged by Hephaestus
Unbreakable
Infinitely Elastic
Forces Prisoners to tell the Truth

Boomstick: Her Lasso of Truth is piece of unbreakable string that, well, makes you tell the truth.

"That's an awesome weapon to have for information." Axl said happily.

Diana's mother (Hippolyta): What other depraved thoughts must you be thinking?

Man tied up (Col. Steve Trevor): God, your daughter's got a nice rack

"What?" X and Zero said in unison, as they got surprised that a dirty thought came from the man's mouth

"Really? That sexist!" Axl said disgusted at that comment

"I have to agree with him..." Marcus said pervertly, which earned him another hit from Zero

Boomstick: Hell yeah, she does!

"At least he's honest about it" chuckled Tania who was blushing. She, Celia and Alia are very well developed and have some of the more gross scum to eye them like a piece of meat. Linda however was both jealous and depressed at not having a developed figure like the others; her hips were something, but her breast... well... that's another story...

BOOMERANG TIARA
Returns After Each Use
Razor-Sharp Edge
Can Cut Through Most Substances (just like Zero's Z-Saber)

Wiz: She uses her tiara as a long range throwing weapon, using its razor sharp edge to slice open her enemie's throat.

"Damn, who knew accessories can be used as weapons." Marcus says in surprise.

"Not all of them apparently." Alia added.

BRACELETS OF SUBMISSION
Indestructible
Formed from the Aegis of Zeus
Blocks Blades, Bullets, Beams, and Other Attacks
Can Discharge Lightning

Boomstick: Wonder Babe here uses the Bracelets of Submission, indestructible steel gauntlets forged from the remains of Zeus's legendary Aegis. These babies can block all sorts of attacks

"I want a pair of those!" Axl yelled in glee. The other hunters agreed since with that bracelet, they can just block all the attacks their target can throw at them.

Wiz: She has persevered throughout the years, fighting a huge variety of foes, eve killing the Greek God of War, Ares

The group were impressed, killing a god was impossible to do. That's another person they respect.

Boomstick: Hear that Kratos? A chick beat you to it!

Wonder Woman bashed the edge of a shield down to Mad Harriet.

Wonder Woman: Let's see you smile now!

Wiz: Alright the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all

Boomstick: But first, I need singles from my very own stripper, thanks to Go Daddy!

Once the advertisement starts, they started thinking about the battle. Wonder Woman is a very skilled and wise fighter to X and Zero, Marcus likes the Lasso of Truth. Axl loved how she was trained during childhood, the girls like the tiara and bracelets for their efficency.

On the other hand, Rouge is a very skitled fighter And with her ability to absorb the powers of others
through skin contact would be an advantage for her if Wonder Woman is not careful.

So for this fight, they decided only to watch it and see who wins.

Boomstick: It's time for a catfight Death Battle!

(Cues Rogue's Theme - X-Men vs Street Fighter)

The group sees Rogue flying in the sky. When an invisible vehicle descends into the background and Wonder Woman flies out of it and kicks Rogue in the face. Both Super Heroines fly down to the ground preparing to fight.

The Maverick Hunters were tense to see which heroine comes out alive.

FIGHT!

Wonder Woman throws her tiara at Rogue, hurting her and got behind and roundhouse kick her. The kick sends Rogue flying, Wonder Woman then flies after her, and kicks her multiple times before dashing behind her again and punches her. She grabs the dazed mutant with the Lasso of Truth and slams her on the ground numerous times, she then drags Rogue near her and uppercuts her in the air. She dart around Rogue and delivered a flurry of punches.

"Looks like Wonder Woman is winning this." Linda said while looking at the sweating faces of those who secretly voted for Rogue.

(Cues X-Men Theme - Hard Rock Remix)

When Wonder Woman punches Rogue for the final time however, she absorbs some of Wonder Woman's powers, she absorbs more when she
takes her glove off and touches the Amazonian's leg. Wonder Woman broke free from the touch, then Rogue strikes her from behind and elbows her in the neck, and sends her soaring with a quick kick combo attack.

"Yes! Comeback Time!" Tania cheered.

"Yeah!" Axl and Marcus agreed. And Celia's got a bad feeling that Wonder Woman isn't going to make it.

Wonder Woman throws her Lasso of Truth again, but Rogue grabs it, tugs it, and slams her to the ground and floated down. Wonder Woman got up
and went behind her to throw her tiara again, but Rogue blocks it, which sends it back into her head, then the she kicks the Amazonian into the air and uppercuts her. Wonder Woman attacks Rogue with several punches, but her finishing kick is blocked and Rogue flip kicks her into the air.

"This is bad." X stated as he sees the tide turning.

(Cues Wonder Woman "2009" - Ending Theme)

Rouge flies into the air and searches for Wonder Woman, when she was responded by a barrage off punches, Rogue blocks one of them before giving Wonder Woman the same treatment, which Wonder Woman blocks it. Then the two proceeded to try and hit one another, until Wonder Woman kicks Rogue down to the ground. Both combatants were on the ground staring at each other for a few seconds.

The hunters were leaning onto their seats for the finale waiting to happen.

Wonder Woman dashes forward with a flying kick, but Rouge ducks under it and grabs Wonder Woman by the face.

Marcus instantly blushed on what's happening next.

Rogue: Good night, sugar!

Rogue kissed Wonder Woman to death upon contact, her body was falls to the ground and Rogue did a victory pose after that.

K.O.!

Before anyone can respond, Marcus was blasted out of the room with a huge nosebleed at what he had seen. Alia asked Linda to go pick him up, she did and went to grab him. When he woke up he was rewarded with a beatdown from Alia, Axl and Tania cheered for Rogue's victory. And the others clapped for Wonder Woman for trying.

Results

(Cues X-Men *2000* - Main Theme)

Boomstick: Woo-hoo-hoo! This goes down in history as the best Death Battle ever!

"For you it is." Celia grumbled and still blushed about that kiss of death finisher.

Wiz: Poor Wonder Woman was more than a match for Rogue, but then she touched Rogue's face

"A mistake that she instantly regretted" Zero replied.

Boomstick: Wonder Woman is a trained fighter, so naturally she would strike her opponent's weakest spots, like the neck, stomach, joints and, well, the face.

Wiz: In the end, her failure was a result of her thorough Amazonian training.

"True, since they also specialize in hand to hand combat during the analysis." Linda stated.

Boomstick: And her stripper outfit! Her leg was just begging to be grabbed there. Though personally, uh, I might have grabbed elsewhere.

The girls blushed angrily at that. Celia and Alia were covering their chest with there arms, as Linda didn't do anything but blush at that, Tania just giggled goofily as she wouldn't mind getting handled like that, but Axl put a hand in front of her chest while growling at Boomstick, as X and Zero glared at the screen while also protecting their girls. Will Boomstick ever shut up on those comments?!

Wiz: Wonder Woman powers may be godly, but Rogue's taken similar powers before, so there's no reason to say she couldn't here. Adding Wonder Woman's strength and speed to Rogue's own power gave her a huge advantage, drastically turning the tide.

"She came out strong at first, but when she touched Rouge's face it was over" Celia commented.

"Right." Linda nodded.

Boomstick: A few flying high combos and our favorite X-Girl had Wonder Woman on the ropes.

Wiz: And with her combined reflexes, speed, and seventh sense, she outmaneuvered Wonder Woman with one fatal kiss.

"That I don't want to have." Axl said while shuddering

"Good thing mine just paralizes" Celia said as she didn't wanted her Eagle Kiss to be THAT deadly

Boomstick: Rogue sure "made out" in this fight!

Marcus giggled at the pun before being constantly beaten up for a couple minutes.

Wiz: The winner is Rogue.

The group seemed to enjoy that one. Marcus likes this episode already, completely thinking if they're
are other fights like this someday.

"Well... aside from Boomstick and Marcus' perverted words and that kiss finisher... it was a good battle to watch" Linda stated

"True..." The others said in unison, as they decided to ignore that perverted nonsense and that kiss finisher

Tania grabs the remote (Marcus was too busy daydreaming) and pressed play for the next episode.