"Lord Hokage. I have a report from the river section. They say that people have been hearing suspicious sounds during the night on bear street."

The Hokage seemed in thought, nodding his head.

"Give it a week or so. If the sounds continue we will send a team to investigate."
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The door opened, a chalk filled eraser plopping down upon the silver hair of a certain jonin.

"..."

"...my first impression of you...you're all idiots. Well, you three at least. My first impression of sleepy over there... lazy. Probably doesn't pay attention."

The awake part of the team deadpanned, and their jonin turned around.

"Wake up sleepy and meet me on the roof."

Naruto hopped over to the pink haired girl, shaking her awake. She groaned, and slowly lifted her head.

"Huh...? Hmm... what's happening...? *yawn*"

Autumn rubbed her eyes, stretching. Sakura and Sasuke has already left, Naruro being the only one to actually wake his team mate.

"Sensei got here! We finally get to do team introductions, they're on the roof, believe it!"

Autumn stared blankly. "I never said I didn't believe you. But okay," she stretched as she stood, hearing her bones pop.

Autumn followed Naruto, catching up with who she realized would be her team from now on. She never made any friends, so she didn't really know anyone's names. The only one she recognized was Sasuke; everyone knew his name.

Surprisingly, (considering his reputation) Autumn had no clue who Naruto was. She doesn't meddle in rumors or class talk. She just ignores it all, so she knows zero names. She gave him some extra present shit for celebrations, noticing that no one really seemed to like him or give him anything. Though she always regrets it to some extent after, as her eardrums get destroyed by excited yelling.

He's an energetic kid, she knows that for sure.

Anyway, as they all finally arrived on the roof, they sat on a short set of steps. Their sensei stood across from them.

"Okay. So everyone's gonna introduce themselves. Ya know, your name, likes, dislikes. Hobbies, dreams."

Sakura and Naruto looked at each other, while Sasuke just stared foreword looking all emo and "cool."

"Why don't you do it first, to show us how it's done," Sakura suggested.

"Yeah! You seem a bit suspicious..." Naruto also seemed to want such a thing.

Autumn...

Well she doesn't really give a fuck. It's introductions, just say your name and get it over with.

Their sensei sighed. "Okay. My name is Kakashi Hatake. My likes are what I like, and my dislikes are what I don't like. My hobbies are what I do when I'm bored, and my dreams are none of your business."

Well wasn't that just a huge ass help.

Autumn deadpanned, not even expecting anything good anymore. What kind of fucking team is this? Their sensei- now dubbed Kakashi- seems like a lazy bastard. Her team mates seem like the worst possible team ever put together, and all she's good at is math.

"Okay. Now it's your turn. You, the blonde energy ball. You go first."

Nature perked up, a smile lighting up hid face.

"My names Naruto Uzumaki! Believe it! My likes are ramen-"

Okay. He lost me at ramen.

Autumn likes to cook. She loves it. But the second this blonde whisker child started spouting off about ramen she was lost. What is he even saying anymore?

Ramen ramen ramen Iruka Sensei ramen.

That pretty much all she heard.

"Ooookay. Pinky. You."

Sakura also lost Autumn almost immediately. Lots of squealing and not at all discreet hints at her heavy crush for a certain raven haired Uchiha.

Not, Sasuke didn't lose her quite as quickly but she was still confused.

"-and to kill a certain someone."

...

...

...

"...damn. That's dark, dude."

Everyone's attention snapped to Autumn, meanwhile, she just sat there blank faced.

"Okay sleepy. It's your turn." Kakashi looked to her with a lazy eye and an uncaring stare.

Autumn sat up, leaning back in the process. "My name is Autumn Nagaisho. I like cooking, math, my dad, my grandma, and I guess that Ayato kid. He's chill enough. I don't like physical activity that much, and I definitely don't like Haruka or her little minion. My hobbies are cooking and I guess I also sing even if I don't think I'm any good at it. My dream is to escape."

To escape...

"Okay then!" Kakashi gave them all a closed eye smile.

"Show up at training ground 7 at 6 am tomorrow. And don't eat breakfast.

"Unless you wanna throw up."

Uhhhh okay, bitch no I'm eating, you can't stop that—