1: Don't be a fucker. Simple enough, right? Wrong. I know a lot of fuckers. Don't be one.

2: Roleplay in COMPLETE sentences and in THIRD PERSON with CORRECT GRAMMAR!

If you're confused, here's an example:

Noah walked through the hallway, fear written all across his face. He was beyond terrified. His palms began to sweat as he took another, slow step. This was it. This is how he's going to die, and he knew it.

Happy birthday.

3: Listen to me. Obey. Or else you get a spanking.

Just kidding.

But seriously if you don't listen to me ( & my admins noctivagae ) will hunt you down and feed you your own dog.

Fight me.

4: Hate the OC, not the dumb fuck behind it. No bullying and/or general stupidity outside of roleplay will be tolerated whatsoever.

5: Cussing is allowed, as long as you censor the word. Smut is good but anything too kinky or wild (I know what y'all be up to) has got to go to pms. plus, if someone's uncomfortable please don't pressure them into doing smut or anything they're not okay with! Also, password #1 is "get off my lawn."

6: If someone types up an entire fucking paragraph and you answer with "He nodded" I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP AND FEED YOU TO YOUR DOG!

So stay safe, get rid of your dog and don't do one liners. At least THREE DETAILED SENTENCES WITH NO RUN-ONS, please. Quote the previous sentence as the second password.

7: After an eight hours of someone not answering you, you're allowed to tag them.

8: No shitty Mary/Gary Sues, hon.

Ain't no body got time for your hoes. Your OC must have at least 3 or so flaws/weaknesses at least.

And I don't want none of those backstories that be like

"My dad abused me since I was born and my mom died giving birth to me then when I was five my aunt came and set our house on fire and I made it out all on my own and I killed my dad then we had a party and I met batman and we ran off to Gotham and he taught me the bat ways and I can fly but then my mom isn't dead and she's actually Lily Evans (Potter) and I'm a Witch and I went to Hogwarts after the King Fu panda taught me how to fight but then my mom died for reals this time because she had to save Percy from Annabeth's mom and again but then it was my Sweet Sixteen because I'm white and not racist, and my aunt came and hugged me but it turns out that she's Isabelle Lightwood and she's here to take me with Clary and so I took my boyfriend Styles but then he had to leave halfway through the battle of Gettysburg and go save Lydia or something. Then I turned 20 and got married to Percy instead of Styles because he's a hoe. We have five kids and are living a happy life in LA but then we found out my brother is Maven Calore and he's not being nice to Mare Barrow so we had to go to the Red Queen place thing or whatever where we met Iron Man and I hooked up with Steve Rogers because I'm hot like that. Then we won the battle (again) and we had to go help batman again and then I died.

*that took way to long to type*

No you little fuckers, if your backstory is like that I will send fucking King George III to behead you.

9: For this role play, every person must have a female per every male, and a male per every female. unfortunately, i can't add any other genders because that would just fuck up the plot. and as
noctivagae would say, "we need more dick."

10: Use the crazy brackets when talking out of character [] {} < > | / \ ( ) and whatever the hell else there is.

11: Fill out the entire form and don't go all Heather Chandler on me if you don't get accepted.

Also, no "Wait to find out!" "Read to find out!" Or "Unknown" backstories.

If I didn't want to know your fucking OCs backstory I wouldn't have put it in the fucking form.

And no, I normally do not accept sob stories whatsoever unless you have proof that I've given you permission to.

12: dRAMA

MAKE IT HAPPEN, PEOPLE

13: Have Fun!

Also, you're probably all like "Oh, Lexi! There are to many rules, blah, blah blah"

Well guess what?

I don't give a shit.

14: Haha one more rule one more rule.

BE ACTIVE.

BE SURE TO TAG FIVE DIFFERENT PEOPLE THAT MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN THIS ROLEPLAY AS ONE OF THE PASSWORDS!