Warning: Has cussing and bad words

Warning: This is about the Sonic Sega/Archie franchise. If you are a fan of Archie or doesn't know hwat it is then lucky you. You may read but there is a 50% chance that you will either be offended or can't relate

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Me: Man, I didn't pay $5 to read Sally Acorn! I wanted sonic the hedgehog!

Twin: But you didn't pay anything

Me: Exactly!

I honestly really really hate her!

She is such a mary sue! But I can't believe you can't even say that, but you can call Amy a worthless stalker!

I havent read the comic yet and I am not even planning to anymore! Reviews said that it isn't even about sonic anymore but about HER!

Her old designs are weird and ugly. she used to be naked! Even if she is a whatever animal she is, its not really appropriate!

The rivalry is always her and AMY! She was described by Ian Flyn that WHO WOULDN't LIKE HER! OMG SHE IS SO FUCKING PERFECT! (actually i exaggerated that part but you get the point)

If you don't know who the hell this girl is and where she came from, better start celebrating because i'm not happy I do.

She doesn't seem too much like a bad character but she is JUST TOO PERFECT! SHE WAS FREAKING MADE TO BE SHIPPED WITH SONIC AND JUST LIKE HIM HE KISSED SO MANY GUYS THAT I CANT COUNT THEM! (with one hand)

There is just something with her that I hate so much! No words can describe!

She is the princess, the leader, the more of a main caharter than sonic in the comics, has ring blades, the strategist, is learning pyrochenesis (i forgot how to spell lol), is a great fighter, gets all the game canon guys and more.

I JUST HATE THE ARCHIE OKAY! someone who actually reads it should comment here and give me reasins why i should like it! I mean, people in DA are freaking requesting Sega to make a reboot of the sonic franchise and replace the characters with the ones from ARCHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Sally, Nicole, Antoine, Bunny, that guy i forgot his name------- UGHHHHHHHH!

I don't even give a shit about sonic anymore! Man he can fuck Sally and have babies somehow with a chipmunk whatever for all I care.

I like Shadamy now! Atleast they are both hedgehogs! Unlike Sonally, that somehow got kids when they are different species! Like OMG, a hedgehog with a whatever she is, is the same as a human with their pet dog!

Its weird.