"Kakashi really needs to learn more geography." Karasu muttered, as she wiped away some sweat from her face, not wanting the salty liquid to enter her eyes.

-He's annoying and everyone knows that.- Yūsha added, causing Ara to laugh.

Both of them had been walking around the large, hot, and crowded Konoha for almost 2 hours, trying to follow the map which Kakashi had drawn for her, to give her a clue about the Inuzuka's house's whereabouts. And ironically, she doesn't understand the map. Not at all.

"Hi, Crow!"

"Eh?" was Karasu's only reply, as she turned, and meet the Inuzuka.

"Oh, hi, Flower. You smelled more like dogs now."

"No need to be so blunt." Hana muttered, "Now you smelled like cat, but not cat."

"Tiger?"

"Ah, right! Tiger!" She confirmed, grinning, "Now, what are you doing here?"

"Trying to find your house." She answered calmly.

"Well, you found me. Let's go!" Hana exclaimed, pulling Ara with her.

*/*\*/*\*

"Home sweet home!"

"Hana! Where were you?!"

"Sorry, Mom. I meet a friend and I brought her here."

"Really?" Tsume asked, her anger replaced with excitement. "Ah, I know you! You're Itachi's friend, right?"

"Yeah. My name is Karasu."

"Well, I'm Tsume. See you later, Crow." Tsume replied, as she ruffled Ara's hair, and walked away.

"Why do you Inuzukas can't use my name?" Ara muttered, causing Yūsha to chuckle in her mind.

"Now let's meet my ninkens!" Hana exclaimed, as she pulled Ara into her room.

When they arrived, Ara can't help but letting out a loud squeal. "Are these really your ninkens? They're so cute, Hana! And you have three of them!" She exclaimed, fan-girling over the 3 identical puppies.

"Yup. They're the Three Haimaru Brothers! You don't have any, do you?" Hana bragged.

"That's where you're wrong. I have one. His name is Yūsha. Wanna meet him?"

"Of course!"

"Here." Ara said, as she reached out to her neck, pulling out a small black scorpion from behind her hair.

Hana screamed.

"T-That's a f-freaking sc-scorpion!!!" She shrieked, "And-... And you kept it in y-your hair? A-Are you crazy?!"

"Maybe. I haven't done any sanity check." Ara answered calmly with a shrug.

Hana's body starts shaking in fear, as she kept mumbling incoherent words.

Ara mentally laugh.

'Transform, Yūsha. White tiger.'

Yūsha obeyed, and in a matter of seconds he had changed, from a poisonous little arachnid into a large dangerous feline.

Hana, of course, let out another scream.

"It-... It was a s-scorpion! H-How can it change into a l-leopard?!"

And Hana's mother barged into the room.

"What's happening here?! Why are you screaming?! What-" Tsume cut herself off when she saw what's in front of her.

"A white tiger? Is this yours, Crow?" She asked.

Ara nodded.

"Well, I'm much more of a dog person... But this is amazing."

'Yūsha, wolf.'

-Ara... I'm not a toy.- Yūsha replied, as he transformed into a large grey wolf.

Tsume squealed in excitement, and began to patted Yūsha's head. "Now this is great! What's his name?"

"Yūsha."

"I wish he's mine...." Tsume muttered. Yūsha scoffed at her words.

-As if. I'd rather die than having this wild insane bipolar hyperactive woman as my master.-

'... That was rude.'

-Do I care? I'm just stating the truth.-

"But you already have your own ninken, right, Auntie Tsume?"

"Of course. Hana, are you okay?"

"Y-Yeah. Just shocked, I guess."

"You will more shocked when you see your Haimarus growth speed." Tsume replied casually.

Hana sighed. She took a glance at Ara, who hasn't lost her victorious grin.

Hana let out a scoff.

Now, it's official. Crows are more annoying than Weasels.

*/*\*/*\*

"Seriously? Come on, you must be kidding me!"

"Nope!" Ara answered, grinning, "I'm four days older than you!"

"Just 4 days! Not a big deal!"

"Still, I'm older."

The Inuzuka glared at her.

"Then why are you smaller than me?" Hana asked.

Well, she hit a nerve.

"What are you trying to say?" Ara challenged, daring Hana to say the word.

"Nothing, Shortie." She replied with a smirk.

Ara narrowed her eyes. "Meanie."

Hana's smirk grew wider.

But it fell as soon as she heard Ara's mumble.

"It's not my fault I never have any Mom."

Hana frowned. Okay... That was unexpected...

"Hey, what's with the frown?" She heard Ara asked.

Hana shook her head. "Nothing. Just... Sorry. I didn't mean to... You know..."

"It's fine." Ara said, smiling, "I know nothing about her, anyways."

And that, is how Karasu became 'allies' with the Inuzukas.

*/*\*/*\*

"Ara, we have a guest. Can you please call Kakashi?" Minato said, as he approached Karasu, who is currently sitting in front of her desk, doing Kami knows what.

"Alright, Tou-san. Just wait a minute." She said, as she stood up, and put on her eye patch, before turning at Minato. "See you." She said, before disappeared.

Somehow, she learned about Teleportation Jutsu, and now she always use it. Same thing happens to Shadow Clone and Substitution Jutsu.

Karasu appeared in front of Kakashi's house, and knocked the door.

"What is it, Ara?" Kakashi asked, as he opened the door.

"Tou-san wants you to come over."

"Why?"

"He said that we have a guest."

"Fine. Wait here." Kakashi said, closing the door. A few minutes later, he walked out of the house, locking the door, and walked with Ara towards Minato's house.

*/*\*/*\*

"And who are you?" Karasu calmly asked, "Oh, and please answer this question first. Then you can continue stuffing your large mouth with Kaa-san's's cooking, old man."

The guest slammed his fist on the table. "Who are you calling old, you little squirt?!"

"You, Ero-Rōō." (Rōō means 'old man')

"What? I'm not a pervert!"

"You face denies that. You look exactly like a professional hot springs pervert." Ara stated calmly.

"W-Wha-" the white-haired man's jaw fell agape.

"If you want to be a pervert, at least be like Kakashi. He may be a pervert, but he looks far from one. Even though he read porn in public, at least he never did it in public."

This time, Kakashi choked on his hot tea.

"You must be Jiraiya, right? The writer of the porn book Kakashi always read."

Jiraiya slammed his head on the table.

"Why....Why...?" He muttered, or cried, to be exact.

"Ha! You just got told, Sensei!" Minato said, as he entered the room.

"Sensei? You're his student, Tou-san? So that's where you got your perverted side from." Ara commented.

Minato followed his sensei's act.

"Ara, I'm so proud of you, dattebane!" Kushina exclaimed, "You can make them cry like that! That's so cool! You must teach me, dattebane!"

Kakashi sighed, and shook his head, rubbing his temples. Women.... (Maybe that's why he doesn't have any girlfriend?)

"Minato, you're so cruel! You already have a daughter, and you didn't tell me!" Jiraiya continued to wail, tears overflowing, causing the carpet to be soaked in the salty liquid.

"Eh?!"

"She called you Tou-san, didn't she?!"

"I just meet her a few months ago, Sensei. Kushina and I found her near Konoha, dying. We took her in, and she starts calling us that."

Jiraiya narrowed his eyes at the girl. "What's your name? How old are you? Who are you really?" He interrogated.

"Karasu Kigaeru. 5 years 4 months 2 days. I'm a girl who managed to make you cry in 5 minutes."

"Kigaeru? I thought they were supposed to be extinct."

'Typical.'

-What's wrong with being 'supposed to be extinct', anyway?-

'Dunno. It only proves our awesomeness, isn't it?'

-True.- Yūsha replied, with a hint of amusement in his voice.

Karasu sighed, as she seated herself in front of the table, and grabbed an onigiri, while her other hand reached out to her neck, pulling out Yūsha, and put the arachnid on the table.

As usual, Yūsha changed into a white tiger cub, and began to enjoy his dinner, consisted of onigiris and sushis.

Just like his master, he ignored the stares from Jiraiya.

*/*\*/*\*

Ero-Rōō got told by a 5 years old girl! XD

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