THE THREE MUSKETEERS

cal lightman sawyer
lance sweets brooklyn
og hoe mary jane

og hoe
GUYS!!!

og hoe
i got some big ass
news i need to share
with you!!!

lance sweets
oh shit what is it???

cal lightman
what you got going on?

og hoe
so i was talking to
jude

cal lightman
ha

cal lightman
more like roasting the
hell out of him

og hoe
he's my brother i can
do as i please

cal lightman
i wasn't judging i was
just correcting your
statement

og hoe
whatever

og hoe
so i was roasting jude
as he was trying to talk
to me and he asked me
to go to a premier with
him!!!

lance sweets
oh shit another???

lance sweets
damn that guy needs to
find someone

lance sweets
bringing your sister
to every event is kinda
sad

og hoe
oh shut up we have a good
time together

lance sweets
im just saying he needs to get
laid

og hoe
i mean,,, you aren't wrong
he does need some action
but that's besides the point

cal lightman
so the premier???

og hoe
oh yeah he invited me to
one so what should i
yell at reporters when
they ask if im his date??

cal lightman
idk incesties before besties
or something

og hoe
wtf???

cal lightman
well you put me on the
spot so idk

lance sweets
we're texting sawyer
you have all the time
in the world

cal lightman
oh shut up

cal lightman
but you can just get a
megaphone to bring
and when they ask
use it to laugh really
loud in their faces

og hoe
noice noice but i
don't think i'll be able
to bring a megaphone
onto a red carpet

lance sweets
or you can say 'yeah
we're from alabama
yee-yee!'

lance sweets
imma sister and girlfriend
rolled into one

og hoe
i like the yee-yee part

og hoe
i'll probs use that

lance sweets
YEE YEE!!!!

cal lightman
but like hold up

cal lightman
what premier are you
going to???

og hoe
idk he didn't tell me

og hoe
once i agreed he just
got kinda weird and
was like no take backs
and everything

lance sweets
oh shit!!!

og hoe
what premiers are
coming up??

cal lightman
um our very favorite
spiderman!!!

og hoe
fuck you guys

og hoe
i really doubt that jude
what bring me to a
fucking spiderman
premier when he knows
how i feel about it

og hoe
and how would he even
get invited???

lance sweets
idk maybe he slid into
the dms of tom holland
and was like yo i got
a sister named mj
you wanna give us
tickets to a premier of
your movie bro???

og hoe
jude is a strict no
bro using person

og hoe
that's me. im the bro
dude

cal lightman
bitch we fucking know
that

cal lightman
we your bros and hoes
all in one

og hoe
and yall the best too

lance sweets
oh shit you're being
too nice to us

cal lightman
we love you too hoe

og hoe
yall get me. love you
bros

lance sweets
<3