Drunk. Avengers Chatroom ft. Reader [part 5]
(y/n) has logged on.
(y/n) has started a chatroom.
Tony has logged on.
Steve has logged on.
Bruce has logged on.
Natasha has logged on.
Clint has logged on.
Thor has logged on.
Loki has logged on.
Tony: Guys, I made cupcakes!
(y/n): Really?! I love cupcakes!
(y/n): Wait... you said you made them - are they burnt?
Tony: Shut up (y/n)
(y/n): What?! You said yourself that you're a horrible cook.
Tony: This time I made it from a box mix.
(y/n): Oh okay. Where are they?
Tony: In the kitchen.
(y/n): Oh, these are really good! Guys, try some.
Clint: These are awesome!
Bruce: Yeah!
(A/N: everyone including Tony ends up having one)
Tony: And I added something special...
Bruce: *spits out remainder of cupcake*
(y/n): Tony... what did you add?
Tony: Vodka.
Clint: Oh, that's just great.
Loki: Is that why I feel funny?
Natasha: Wait, are we all gonna get drunk now?
Tony: Yup.
- TWENTY MINUTES LATER -
Bruce: *spins around in wheelie chair* WHEEEE!!!
Tony: asj bruce ur so funnyyy loll
Natasha: AUGH WTF CLINT JUST JUMPED ON TOP OF ME!!!!
Clint: CAW CAW I'M A BIRD
Natasha: get off me stupid
Clint: FINE
Clint: THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY
(y/n): FROZEN IS LIFE!
Tony: OHMYGOSH I KNOW RIGHT?!
(y/n): LET IT GO
Tony: LET IT GO
(y/n): CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE
Tony: LET IT GO
(y/n): LET IT GO
Tony: TURN AWAY AND SLAM THE DOOR
Loki: I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY'RE GOING TO SAY
Natasha: lol wtf Loki?!
(y/n): you like frozen??
Loki: shut up (y/n)
(y/n): lol I like it too
Clint: I SHIP IT
Clint has been temporarily banned from the chat.
Loki: Bitch.
Tony: LOLOLOLOL
Fury has logged on.
Tony: OH SHIT
Fury: What on earth is going on here?
Tony: NOTHING
Steve: Tony drugged the cupcakes he gave us.
(y/n): GODDAMMIT STEVE YOURE A SNITCH EVEN WHEN YOURE DRUNK
(y/n): WAIT WHY ARENT YOU DRUNK
Steve: Super soldier serum. I can't get drunk.
Tony: DAMMIT STEVE I WANTED TO SEE YOU DRUNK
Fury: Ugh why do I even bother anymore
Fury has logged off.
Clint has logged on.
Clint: HOW DARE YOU BAN ME FROM THE CHAT! I AM A MAJESTIC EAGLE THAT WANNTS TO FLY
Clint has been temporarily banned from the chat.
(y/n): oh shut it bird boy
Tony: I WANNA SING
(y/n): OH MY GOSH ME TOO
Tony: THIS IS THE PART OF ME THAT YOU'LL NEVER EVER EVER TAKE AWAY FROM ME
Natasha: ugh not this song you guuys do something elsee
(y/n): BABY BABY BABY OH LIKE BABY BABY BABY NO
Bruce: OH GOD MY EARS
Tony: CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON
(y/n): THERE'LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE
Tony: PUT YOUR WEARY HEAD TO REST
(y/n): DONT YOU CRY NO MORE
Tony: *EPIC GUITAR SOLO*
(y/n): YEAH!!!
Steve: Why am I even here?
(y/n): cause you wanna be
Steve: ... uh not really, no.
(y/n): NO DON'T LEAVE ME STEVIE
Steve: ...
Bruce: LOLOL
Tony: LOL STEVIE!
Natasha: hahahaha
Loki: HAHAHAHA LOL OHMYGOD
Steve: (y/n), stop clinging to my leg!
(y/n): Never!
(y/n): ajssmmkdksko
Natasha: oh my god steve did you punch her
Steve: No! She fell asleep.
Loki: asskmdekms
Steve: ...and Loki just fell asleep too. His head is on the keyboard.
Loki: ajsjmsmkosklsmdmkcbeuicnjkdjhhhhhhhh
Tony: I WUV CUPCAKKES
Bruce: OHMYGOSH I DO TOO
Tony: WILL YOU MARRY ME BRUCIE
Bruce: YES!
Tony: ansmfmekfneif
Bruce: mfemwekimjinijd
Steve: ...and they just fell asleep too...
Steve: Okay this is just way too weird for me.
Steve has logged off.
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- THE NEXT MORNING -
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(y/n): What happened last night?
Bruce: ugh my head hurts...
Steve: You all are hilarious when you're drunk.
Clint: Okay... the last thing I remember was eating the cupcakes. What happened to us after that?
Steve: Let's see... Bruce span around in a wheelie chair saying 'WHEE', Clint jumped on top of Natasha screaming 'CAW CAW I'M A BIRD', Loki and (y/n) started singing Let it Go and Clint said 'I ship it' and Loki banned him from the chat, Clint got back on and started yelling about how he was a majestic eagle, (y/n) was clinging to my leg for half an hour until she fell asleep, then Loki fell asleep, then Tony proposed to Bruce and Bruce said yes and you both fell asleep.
(y/n): ...
Tony: Well that's not too ba--- WAIT I PROPOSED TO BRUCE?!
Bruce: Is that why there's a ring on my finger?
Clint: I SHIP IT!
Clint has been temporarily banned from the chat.
(y/n): lol!
Natasha: Ugh, I need sleep.
Natasha has logged off.
Tony: Me too.
Tony has logged off.
Bruce: Same.
Bruce has logged off.
Steve: Moments like these I am really glad I can't get drunk.
Steve has logged off.
Chatroom has closed.
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A/N
I'm going to repost the chapters from book two because this book has a lot of empty drafts it has like 50+ drafts omg. And I'll probably discontinue book two. This chapter is also from the book drafts :p
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