Drunk. Avengers Chatroom ft. Reader [part 5]

(y/n) has logged on.

(y/n) has started a chatroom.

Tony has logged on.

Steve has logged on.

Bruce has logged on.

Natasha has logged on.

Clint has logged on.

Thor has logged on.

Loki has logged on.

Tony: Guys, I made cupcakes!

(y/n): Really?! I love cupcakes!

(y/n): Wait... you said you made them - are they burnt?

Tony: Shut up (y/n)

(y/n): What?! You said yourself that you're a horrible cook.

Tony: This time I made it from a box mix.

(y/n): Oh okay. Where are they?

Tony: In the kitchen.

(y/n): Oh, these are really good! Guys, try some.

Clint: These are awesome!

Bruce: Yeah!

(A/N: everyone including Tony ends up having one)

Tony: And I added something special...

Bruce: *spits out remainder of cupcake*

(y/n): Tony... what did you add?

Tony: Vodka.

Clint: Oh, that's just great.

Loki: Is that why I feel funny?

Natasha: Wait, are we all gonna get drunk now?

Tony: Yup.

- TWENTY MINUTES LATER -

Bruce: *spins around in wheelie chair* WHEEEE!!!

Tony: asj bruce ur so funnyyy loll

Natasha: AUGH WTF CLINT JUST JUMPED ON TOP OF ME!!!!

Clint: CAW CAW I'M A BIRD

Natasha: get off me stupid

Clint: FINE

Clint: THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY

(y/n): FROZEN IS LIFE!

Tony: OHMYGOSH I KNOW RIGHT?!

(y/n): LET IT GO

Tony: LET IT GO

(y/n): CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE

Tony: LET IT GO

(y/n): LET IT GO

Tony: TURN AWAY AND SLAM THE DOOR

Loki: I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY'RE GOING TO SAY

Natasha: lol wtf Loki?!

(y/n): you like frozen??

Loki: shut up (y/n)

(y/n): lol I like it too

Clint: I SHIP IT

Clint has been temporarily banned from the chat.

Loki: Bitch.

Tony: LOLOLOLOL

Fury has logged on.

Tony: OH SHIT

Fury: What on earth is going on here?

Tony: NOTHING

Steve: Tony drugged the cupcakes he gave us.

(y/n): GODDAMMIT STEVE YOURE A SNITCH EVEN WHEN YOURE DRUNK

(y/n): WAIT WHY ARENT YOU DRUNK

Steve: Super soldier serum. I can't get drunk.

Tony: DAMMIT STEVE I WANTED TO SEE YOU DRUNK

Fury: Ugh why do I even bother anymore

Fury has logged off.

Clint has logged on.

Clint: HOW DARE YOU BAN ME FROM THE CHAT! I AM A MAJESTIC EAGLE THAT WANNTS TO FLY

Clint has been temporarily banned from the chat.

(y/n): oh shut it bird boy

Tony: I WANNA SING

(y/n): OH MY GOSH ME TOO

Tony: THIS IS THE PART OF ME THAT YOU'LL NEVER EVER EVER TAKE AWAY FROM ME

Natasha: ugh not this song you guuys do something elsee

(y/n): BABY BABY BABY OH LIKE BABY BABY BABY NO

Bruce: OH GOD MY EARS

Tony: CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON

(y/n): THERE'LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE

Tony: PUT YOUR WEARY HEAD TO REST

(y/n): DONT YOU CRY NO MORE

Tony: *EPIC GUITAR SOLO*

(y/n): YEAH!!!

Steve: Why am I even here?

(y/n): cause you wanna be

Steve: ... uh not really, no.

(y/n): NO DON'T LEAVE ME STEVIE

Steve: ...

Bruce: LOLOL

Tony: LOL STEVIE!

Natasha: hahahaha

Loki: HAHAHAHA LOL OHMYGOD

Steve: (y/n), stop clinging to my leg!

(y/n): Never!

(y/n): ajssmmkdksko

Natasha: oh my god steve did you punch her

Steve: No! She fell asleep.

Loki: asskmdekms

Steve: ...and Loki just fell asleep too. His head is on the keyboard.

Loki: ajsjmsmkosklsmdmkcbeuicnjkdjhhhhhhhh

Tony: I WUV CUPCAKKES

Bruce: OHMYGOSH I DO TOO

Tony: WILL YOU MARRY ME BRUCIE

Bruce: YES!

Tony: ansmfmekfneif

Bruce: mfemwekimjinijd

Steve: ...and they just fell asleep too...

Steve: Okay this is just way too weird for me.

Steve has logged off.

Chatroom has closed.

- THE NEXT MORNING -

(y/n) has logged on.

(y/n) has started a chatroom.

Tony has logged on.

Steve has logged on.

Bruce has logged on.

Loki has logged on.

Thor has logged on.

Clint has logged on.

Natasha has logged on.

(y/n): What happened last night?

Bruce: ugh my head hurts...

Steve: You all are hilarious when you're drunk.

Clint: Okay... the last thing I remember was eating the cupcakes. What happened to us after that?

Steve: Let's see... Bruce span around in a wheelie chair saying 'WHEE', Clint jumped on top of Natasha screaming 'CAW CAW I'M A BIRD', Loki and (y/n) started singing Let it Go and Clint said 'I ship it' and Loki banned him from the chat, Clint got back on and started yelling about how he was a majestic eagle, (y/n) was clinging to my leg for half an hour until she fell asleep, then Loki fell asleep, then Tony proposed to Bruce and Bruce said yes and you both fell asleep.

(y/n): ...

Tony: Well that's not too ba--- WAIT I PROPOSED TO BRUCE?!

Bruce: Is that why there's a ring on my finger?

Clint: I SHIP IT!

Clint has been temporarily banned from the chat.

(y/n): lol!

Natasha: Ugh, I need sleep.

Natasha has logged off.

Tony: Me too.

Tony has logged off.

Bruce: Same.

Bruce has logged off.

Steve: Moments like these I am really glad I can't get drunk.

Steve has logged off.

Chatroom has closed.

Would you like to reopen the chatroom?

A/N
I'm going to repost the chapters from book two because this book has a lot of  empty drafts it has like 50+ drafts omg. And I'll probably discontinue book two. This chapter is also from the book drafts :p

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