THE SIGNS AS
AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR QUOTES
PART 2 OF 2

Sorry if most of these are Tony, Thor & Peter Quill lines/quotes!
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ARIES
Steve Rogers: How have you been, Buck?

Bucky Barnes: Not bad.. for the end of the world.
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TAURUS
Thor: Families can be tough. Before my father died, he told me I had a half-sister that he imprisoned in hell. Then she returned home and stabbed me in the eye. So I had to kill her. I feel your pain.

Peter Quill: I feel your pain as well. I know this is not a competition, but I've been through a lot. My father killed my mother. Then I had to kill my father. That was hard. Probably even harder than having to kill a sister. At least I came out with both my eyes.
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GEMINI
Stephen Strange: We swore an oath to protect the Time Stone with our lives.

Tony Stark: And I swore off dairy, but Ben & Jerry’s named a flavor after me, so…

Stephen Strange: Stark Raving Hazelnuts.

Tony Stark: It’s not bad.

Stephen Strange: A bit chalky.
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CANCER
Peter Quill: How the hell is this dude still alive?

Drax: He’s not a dude. You’re a dude. This, this is a man. A handsome, muscular man.

Peter Quill: I’m muscular.

Rocket: Who are you kidding, Quill? You’re one sandwich away from fat.

Peter Quill: Yeah, right. What?
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LEO
Tony Stark: This is a one-way ticket. Do you hear me? Don’t pretend you thought this through. 

Peter Parker: I did think this through. You can’t be a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man if there’s no neighborhood. Okay, that didn’t make sense but you know what I’m trying to say.
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VIRGO
T’Challa: Evacuate the city. Engage all defenses, and get this man a shield.
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LIBRA
Peter Quill: Let’s talk about this plan of yours. I think it’s good, except it sucks. So let me do the plan and that way it might be really good.
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SCORPIO
Loki: I assure you, brother. The sun will shine on us again.
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SAGITTARIUS
Thanos: Daughter.

Young Gamora: Did you do it?

Thanos: Yes.

Young Gamora: What did it cost?

Thanos: Everything.
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CAPRICORN
Drax: I’ve mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still that I’ve become invisible to the eye. Watch.

Peter Quill: You’re eating a zark nut.

Drax: But my movement is so slow that it’s imperceptible.

Peter Quill: No.

Drax: I’m sure I’m invisible.

Mantis: Hi, Drax.

Drax: Damn it.
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AQUARIUS
Peter Parker: Let me just say, if aliens wind up implanting eggs in my chest or something, and I eat one of you, I’m sorry. 

Tony Stark: I don’t want another single, pop-culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip. Understand?

Peter Parker: I’m trying to say that, something is coming.
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PISCES
Tony Stark: The Avengers broke up. We’re toast.

Bruce Banner: Broke up? Like a band? Like the Beatles?
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