THE SIGNS AS
AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR QUOTES
PART 1 OF 2
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ARIES
Stephen Strange: "Alright, let me ask you this one time: what master do you serve?"

Peter Quill: "What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say? Jesus?"
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TAURUS
Thor: Oh, by the way, this is a friend of mine. Tree.

Groot: I am Groot!

Steve Rogers: I am Steve Rogers.
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GEMINI
Peter Quill: I'm gonna ask you this one time, where is Gamora?

Tony Stark: Yeah, I'll do you one better - WHO is Gamora?

Drax: I'll do YOU one better! WHY is Gamora?
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CANCER
Tony Stark: You're embarrassing me in front of the wizards.
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LEO
Tony Stark: I'm sorry. Earth is closed today. So pack it up, and get out of here.

Ebony Maw: Stonekeeper, does this chattering animal speak for you?

Stephen Strange: Certainly not, I speak for myself. And you're trespassing in this city and on this planet.

Tony Stark: That means get lost, Squidward!
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VIRGO
Loki: Well, for one thing, I'm not Asgardian. And for another, we have a Hulk!
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LIBRA
Peter Parker: I'm Peter, by the way.

Stephen Strange: Dr. Strange

Peter Parker: Oh, we're using our made-up names. Then I am Spider-Man.
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SCORPIO
Peter Parker: What exactly is it that they do?

Mantis: Kick names, take ass.
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SAGITTARIUS

Okoye: When you said you were going to open Wakanda to the rest of the world, this is not what I imagined.

T'Challa: What did you imagine?

Okoye: The Olympics, maybe even a Starbucks.
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CAPRICORN
Rocket: How much for the gun?

Bucky Barnes: Not for sale.

Rocket: Okay, how much for the arm?

[Bucky walks away]

Rocket: Oh, I'll get that arm.
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AQUARIUS
Thanos: You have my respect, Stark. When I'm done, half of humanity will still be alive. I hope they remember you.
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PISCES
Peter Parker: Mr. Stark? I don't feel so good

Tony Stark: You're alright.

[Peter starts disintegrating]

Peter Parker: I don't- I don't know what's happening. I don't want to go. I don't want to go. Mr. Stark, please. Please. I don't want to go. I don't want to go. I'm sorry.
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