Aries: YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING? YES, YOU'RE ALSO DEAD ALONG WITH PIETRO

Taurus: YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD ON THE INSIDE, SO DON'T CONSIDER IT

Gemini: EVEN HOW MANY TIMES LOKI FAKED HIS DEATH, YOU'RE STILL GONNA END UP DEAD THAN HIM

Cancer: NOT EVEN THR SLIGHTEST CHANCE

Leo: DEAD MORE THAN THE DCEU

Virgo: YOUR SOUL HAS ALREADY LEFT YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SAW MARVEL UPLOAD THE FIRST INFINITY WAR TRAILER

Libra: YES!! JUST KIDDING, NOPE! YOU AIN'T LUCKY. YOU'RE THE SAME AS ALL OF US

Scorpio: YOU'D BE DEAD BEFORE THANOS & HIS LITTLE SHITS DIES

Sagittarius: YOU'RE NOT SURVIVING

Capricorn: YOU'D BE PROBABLY DEAD BEFORE YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER DIES

Aquarius: JUST THINKING ABOUT INFINITY WAR MADE YOU DECEASED

Pisces: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT

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WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE MENTALLY UNSTABLE AND BROKEN AFTER INFINITY WAR
UMM LIKE, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? ALL OF OUR FAVORITES MIGHT DIE AND YOU THINK WE'RE GOING GO BE CALM AND OKAY AFTER THAT???? H E C K  N O

this might be over exaggerating, but ok