To Quote John Green

What to expect:
—John Green Quotes (duh)
—basically just crack-shot stuff lolol enjoy

[Edit:]

[it has been brought to my attention that not everyone knows who John Green is, so]

[John Green is an ultra-famous award winning author known for titles such as(but not limited to): ]

[- The Fault in Our Stars]
[- Looking for Alaska]
[- Paper Towns]
[and]
[- Turtles All the Way Down]

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[HOW HAVE SO MANY PEOPLE NEVER HEARD OF ANY OF JOHN GREEN'S BOOKS???]

[even if you aren't a reader, several movies have been made based off his books]

[good god *sigh* just- just enjoy the chapter, okay?]

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"So this 'spider sense'," Clint put finger quotes around the word, "it's like... extremely accurate paranoia?"

Peter set his head in his hands and sighed. "To quote John Green," he started, pausing to look up and meet Clint's gaze, ""It's not paranoia if they really are out to get you.""

Clint tilted his head, wrinkled his nose, and then shrugged. "Alright."

— — —

"Peter? Are you okay? What happened?"

Peter chuckled, glancing up from his book and spotting Pepper in the kitchen doorway. "I'm fine Pep, it's just a scratch."

The CEO shook her head. "It's a nasty bruise, that's what it is. Did you get it on patrol?"

"No," Peter said, running his hand along the injury on his forearm, "You can't tell Tony—he'll make a mess of things, I know he will—but there's this asshat at school who was making fun of the new kid, so I stopped him."

"I won't tell Tony, don't worry. Just... try not to let it happen again?" At Peter's vigorous nod, Pepper continued. "And 'asshat'? Never thought I'd hear you swear."

Peter laughed, covering his mouth with one hand. "To quote John Green—" he collapsed into a fit of giggles, only continuing once he had some grasp on his vocals. ""It's not cursing if he has an ass (donkey) for a hat.""

Pepper snickered, rolling her eyes. "Well, I have to get back to work. We'll talk later, alright?"

"Okay!"

— — —

"DAMNNNN!" Ned exclaimed, "Those abs be looking fine."

"To quote John Green, "YES That- now that is H O T!"" Peter agreed, staring at the photo on Ned's phone.

MJ glanced over, rolling her eyes once she saw the picture. "What the hell, guys?"

Peter got to his feet defensively. "I'm gay as fuck and you can learn to deal with that."

"And I'm lesbian, not my point." MJ raised an eyebrow as she continued, "I meant, isn't he basically your uncle? How do you find him attractive?"

"Well, yeah," Peter paused, "but he's Captain America, how can you NOT find him attractive?"

"You could be asexual," MJ shot back, "or interested in females. Or demi. Or questioning, like the author is."

"Who?"

MJ shook her head. "Never mind."

— — —

Peter placed one hand over his heart, solemnly staring off into the distance. "To quote John Green," he murmured, ""We should remember that the past feels distant, even when it's near, and the future seems assured, even though it isn't.""

"You lost ONE round of Mario Kart! That doesn't make you some fallen hero or whatever!" Tony shouted, breaking Peter's trance.

"YEAH BUT I LOST TO  C L I N T!!!"

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(A/N)
Word Count: 438
Written: March 9th, 2020

Soo uhh rather short

I got a burst of inspiration to write this bc I heard the quotes and went "YES"

My favorite part about the quotes is that all of the ones I mentioned weRE SAID IN A 15 MINUTE TIME PERIOD

Some other magnificent John Green quotes:

"Dear Joseph Stalin; you really sucked." ~John Green

"THIS is how long recorded history is, and THIS is how long we've had the technological capability to exterminate ourselves... so that's worry some." ~John Green

"[the USSR] had the significant disadvantage of being controlled by ass-hat Joseph Stalin—It's NOT cursing if he's wearing an ass(donkey) for a hat." ~John Green

"I always thought the soviets danced their way to freedom" ~John Green

"It's a little bit Putin-y. GAH PUTIN" ~John Green

(The rest of these quotes are from different context than all of the quotes above and in the chapter)

"The SECOND most IMPORTANT man to EVER be named George Bush AND be president of the US!" ~John Green

"The guy had more careers than BARBIE!" ~John Green

"OR MAYBE Macroeconomics is more complicated than who's president and sometimes people get unjustly blamed or credited for things that they had very little to do with." ~John Green

"And he (George Bush) did say 'Read my Lips' and the people believed him bUT TURNS OUT HE HAD NO LIPS!" ~John Green

"They didn't always make good decisions when working together, but they made decisions!" ~John Green, in reference to the American Government

Anyway in summary John Green has said some fantastic things

Here's where I got these quotes from:

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Anyway DONT FORGET TO COMMENT AND VOTE HAVE A NICE DAY