Pi'tear the Spider Space Pirate

What to expect:
- Aliens
- Light Irondad/Spiderson
- Uhhh forget Guardians of the Galaxy it didn't happen
- Kinda Short?

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Tony studied the ship carefully, making sure to pick up on every sharp object or fancy gadget. Fury had guaranteed that the alien craft was safe, but you could never be to cautious.

"-rk! STARK! Have you been paying attention?"

"Hmm? What? Yeah, yeah," Tony stuttered, sending a fake smile Fury's direction, "but just to make sure, can we go over the plan again?"

The directer frowned and the alien across the table let out a noise Tony found akin to a sigh.

"You," the alien said, "will be training and caring for one of our mechanics until he is twenty-one of your earth cycles old."

"They found him on a space pirate craft," Fury elaborated, "too young to actually work, but the pirates had been training him. Your goal is to help him grow his skills until he is old enough to work on one of these alien's space crafts."

Tony bit his lip. While he could manage the science side of things, children were not his area of expertise. "I see."

"Good. You'll meet him in a bit." Fury stood and made a motion to the alien who repeated it in return. The director then beckoned for Tony to follow him, and the two returned to Earth.

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Tony entered the room, immediately wondering why a child would be comfortable here. "This is the room Fury wanted us to meet in?"

The room itself was nice. There was a table, chairs on either side, as well as a basket of fruit Tony couldn't recognize(Alien foods, Tony later realized).

No, what threw him off about the room was that it looked like it was infested with bugs. Spider webs filled every corner, some even stretching across the length of the room.

"You must be Stark, right?"

Tony's eyes shot upwards towards the voice. He wondered how he hadn't noticed the giant mass of spider web before. It was almost a nest, and two eyes shone out from a pitch black entrance.

"Y- yeah. That's me."

The thing in the nest made a high pitched chirping noise—happiness?—before crawling out from the nest in a way that Tony could only imagine as a spider. But the thing was definitely human.

They dropped down from the nest and whirled like a cat so they landed on all fours, stretching up one hand and barring their teeth in a smile. 'He has fangs,' Tony realized.

"The pirates called me Pi'tear," he said, "But when I was little my parents called me Peter. Peter Parker."

Tony shook the kid's hand, forcing a fake smile to his face. "Hey kid. You know me, apparently."

"Mhmmm!" Peter's eyes lit up and he bounced up to stand on two legs, "you're Tony Stark! The Iron Man! I remember you from when I was a kid! I always wanted to meet you."

"Is that so?"

"Yep! Always wanted to know how the suit worked. Even after I started working with the Qazarz. The pirates." Peter added after seeing Tony's expression.

Tony felt a smile grow to his face. A real smile. Damn, what was with this kid?

"Do you still wanna see how the suit works?"

Peter blinked. "Hell yeah."

"Then how about I show you when we get back?"

Peter's eyes lit up. "I'd like that very much."

"Then let's get going."

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(A/N)
Word Count: 558
Written: April 10th, 2020

Heyyy guys whats up

Burst of inspiration, I know it's not the best but I was reading Humans are Space Orcs stuff and I wanted to do this

Have a nice day enjoy the quarantine. There's not much else to say.

Oh and remember that Shiny Zigzagoon I got last update? It evolved to Obstagoon and I love shiny obstagoon aksksksksk take some pictures of shiny obstagoon

I'm not far enough in the game (Shield) to have seen a normal obstagoon so the only sprite in my pokedex is shiny and that makes me laugh

Anyway have a nice day