A/N As always thank you guys for reading my story, and any help, advice, praise, ideas, criticism, or just you yapping in the comments will be read and greatly appreciated. If you guys have an awesome scene in your head you would like to see, you have an OC you want to include, or you want a monster/other characters to pop up in my story. Also, I deal mainly with fluff, so I'm horrible at things like smut and angst, so if you guys don't like those, you're in luck because you probably won't see much of it here!

/// BEFORE PETER ///

"Ey! Stark! We're running outta food here!" Sam yelled, the man was visiting the Avengers for the weekend, and he had already raided the fridge more than once.

"Well, I could tell Jarvis and you'd get your food later, or you could go with Bucky, and get your food now," Tony said, still frustrated that Steve had invited Sam over because damn could that man be annoying.

Sam mumbled something incoherent under his breath, because why Bucky?

"Fine, c'mon Buckaroo," Sam said, grabbing his keys.

Bucky perked up from where he was laying his head down on Steve's lap, "Steve?" he said, asking for Steve to come with them because dear lord he was not going alone to the supermarket with Sam.

"You've never been to the supermarket Bucky, might as well go with Sam," Steve said, patting Bucky's head like a dog, something he loved to do now that he wasn't half Bucky's size.

Bucky pouted and gave Steve big black puppy-dog eyes, "Nope, you two need to bond and stop fighting," Steve said, lightly pushing Bucky from off his lap, Bucky pouted and turned to Natasha, who was another person he was more familiar with. Albeit it was from the Red Room, but at least he knew her.

Natasha took one look at Bucky's face and rolled her eyes, "Fine, but only so that you two don't blow up the store," she said, grabbing one of the hoodies just laying on there couch.

"Hey wait, isn't that my hoodie?" Tony said, pointing to the stripped hoodie Natasha was putting on. Nat just silenced Tony with a glare and followed Sam to the elevator, Bucky following close behind.

When they left, Tony turned to everyone, "So, who wants to take bets on who comes home with fruit splattered on their face?"

...

The second they got in the shop, Bucky chose a buggy and hopped in the basket, sitting there contently as Sam and Natasha just stared at him.

"What are you doing?" Sam asked.

"Sitting here, Nat?" Bucky replied, paying more attention to Natasha than Sam.

Natasha sighed and pushed Bucky into the supermarket, "You owe me later James," she muttered, "Training room at seven, don't be late and prepared to have your ass handed to you."

Bucky nodded as Natasha pushed him through the sliding doors of the supermarket.

Little did Bucky know, Sam was filming him, hoping to get some blackmail on him to use later.

First, Loki needed beans for the next dish he wanted to make, so Natasha pushed Bucky over to that section of the store, Sam following along.

"Quinoa," Bucky muttered, peering over at one of the items on the shelf, "How the heck to do pronounce this."

"Kwi-no-ah," Sam offered just as Natsha glasred at him.

"It's not that is it?" Bucky said, "Is it Keen-wah?"

"Ask Steve when we get home," Natasha said, not wanting to deal with it.

"We need ketchup," Sam said.

"Fine, I want chocolate so bye, you can take Bucky with you," Natasha said, walking away from the two, hoping that they didn't get in too big of a fight, they didn't need to be banned from another Walmart.

"Sam, you gotta push me," Bucky said, staring directly into the camera as he did so.

Sam made sure to be really bumpy when pushing Bucky around "accidentally" hitting a few shelves while he was at it. They quickly got to the ketchup aisle and while Sam was getting the ketchup, Bucky was peering over at the rest of the things on the shelf.

"Baconnaise," he muttered, "I can't decide if this is the exact opposite of what I died for or the perfect example of it."

Sam just ignored Bucky, but still grabbed the bottle of baconnaise. They were using Stark's money, after all, might as well buy it, plus Bucky lived with over fifteen people, someone was bound to like the stuff.

"Let's make burgers, I think that's what Loki's making anyway," Bucky said, "Cheese aisle!"

Sam dropped the ketchup and the bacconaise into the cart, aiming for Bucky's family jewels but missing because Bucky caught the bottle in midair, and the two went over to the cheese aisle to get some cheese for the burgers.

Bucky took one look at the cheese aisle and his eyes lit up, "I'm going to live in this cheese aisle for the rest of my life," he said happily, looking at the many selections of cheeses.

Sam mumbled something under his breath that Steve would've yelled "language!" and made sure that he left the aisle quickly, bumpily pushing Bucky to the next section of the store. Sam silently prayed that they would bump into Natasha soon.

Bucky looked at the yoghurt section they passed by and asked a question, not directed towards anybody, "Wait, I'm confused, is yoghurt a dessert now or not?"

Sam groaned and said, "Alright gramps, why don'tcha just shu up like Steve eh?"

Bucky glared at Sam and started sprouting out random remarks about everything they passed, just to made Sam mad because that was funny, "Sometimes, I feel like you don't appreciate granola properly."

"Everything's 'instant' now instant coffee, instant soup, instant noodles. This has to be false advertising."

Bucky made a few more remarks about the different foods they passed (Sam holding back everything he wanted to say to Bucky, just so that he could get a good video of the "Old Man Yelling at Food") but after what seemed like the fiftieth comment, Sam had enough.

"Will you just shut up?" Sam yelled, "You are so annoying!"

Bucky grinned happy he finally got a reaction out of Sam, "I know I am," he said, but then looked at the price tag of one the things they got, "IT'S HOW MUCH?" he yelled, his eyes building at the price.

"It's four dollars," Sam replied, knowing full and well that prices have gone up since Bucky last went grocery shopping.

Bucky squinted at the rest of the price tags, "Sam, seriously, I think these price tags have to be wrong," he said, very confused as to why milk was four freaking dollars.

Sam just snickered and went back to buying stuff.

"Hey Sam, hey gramps," a voice said from right behind Sam.

Sam jumped up and yelled profanities as Bucky just laughed at him.

"What do you have there Natalia?" Bucky asked, pointing to the things in Natasha's hands.

"A new knife set, mini bagel pizzas, and chocolate," Natasha said, dumping everything in Bucky's lap.

"Mini bagel pizzas," Bucky said incredulously, looking at the package, "This is heaven isn't it? I died and God- uh, Thor's dad or somebody felt sorry for me so they let me in heaven."

Sam muttered something under his breath that sounded a lot like, "It ain't heaven because I'm stuck with you," but Natasha smacked him over the head with a jar of white fluffy stuff to shut him up.

"What's that?" Bucky asked, pointing to the jar in Natasha's hand.

Natasha just handed the jar to him, still glaring at Sma who was rubbing the back of his head, "Ouch woman, that hurt!" he said, which earned him another smack.

"Marshmallow fluff in a jar," Bucky said, his eyes twinkling, "I've seen everything now. What do you even put this on?" Sam was about to answer, but Bucky cut him off quickly, "Nevermind, it's going on everything," he said happily, holding the jar closed to his chest.

"You got your stuff?" Natasha asked, "You'd better got everything or else Loki's going to stab you," she added off-handedly as she snatched Sam's camera from out of his hand and deleted the video he was taking.

Sam, not wanting to argue with Natasha because she was scary, simply pocketed his phone and walked over to the checkout line. Natasha being the one to push Bucky since Bucky wasn't going to have Sam near him for longer than he needed too.

...

They got home soon enough and upon arrival, Tony wailed in despair at the fact no one was covered in fruit.

Bucky, not caring about Tony in the slightest, ran to the couch and screeched, "STEEB!" before practically collapsing on Steve, the poor man grunting in response.

Steve patted Bucky's hair and asked, "What happened?"

"Sam's mean," Bucky said simply, curling up on Steve's lap and promptly passing out.

"What happened?" Steve asked Natasha, knowing full and well that he would get a biased answer out of Sam.

"I don't know," Natasha said, unwrapping her chocolate and opening her marshmallow fluff jar, "I left them within five minutes of getting there, then I came back and the buggy was almost destroyed form being bumped into too many things, Sam was recording James saying stupid stuff, and James was clutching all the groceries, most of them on his lap," she said, stuffing her mouth with the chocolate which simply meant in Natsha speak, 'Don't talk to me your morons.'

Steve shrugged and stroked Bucky's hair endearingly as he heard Tony asking Sam to, "Do not eat all the food this time."