A/N I need to know the genders of Natasha and Loki's babies, and baby names, these things for Wanda too, I really wanna write some baby showers and gender-reveal parties, but I can't do it without you guys' input, I feel bad if I don't include y'all. As always thank you guys for reading my story, and any help, advice, praise, ideas, criticism, or just you yapping in the comments will be read and greatly appreciated. If you guys have an awesome scene in your head you would like to see, you have an OC you want to include, or you want a monster/other characters to pop up in my story. Also, I deal mainly with fluff, so I'm horrible at things like smut and angst, so if you guys don't like those, you're in luck because you probably won't see much of it here!

Also, I just thought some of you would like to know, natural honey is a remedy for acne! just put a little bit on before bed and about 6 months later you will be beautiful, glowing, and fresh! Yes, it is messy, but the results are worth it!

"Hey guys and welcome back to the SpideyVerse," Peter said, looking at the camera Tony had got for him, "On this fine day I have with me," he added, gesturing for everyone to introduce themselves.

"MJ!" MJ said enthusiastically, well, kind of sarcastically,

"Ned Leeds!" Ned yelled.

"Wade Wilson!" Wade said, giving jazz hands.

"And we will have very special guests periodically though the video, first of all, you can find MJ's Instagram @ZendayaColemanMichelle, Ned's Instagram @JacobBatalonEdward, and Wade's Instagram @RyanReynoldsDeadpool. Of course, you can find these in the description box and my Instagram is @TommyHollandySpiderBoy," Peter said happily, "Today's video is going to be a,"

"Reaction video!" Everyone said, and Wade added a "Motherfuckers!" after it.

"Wade, try to avoid cussing, so the last video I asked you guys to send me pictures to react to or send me challenges for me and my friends to test out, we'll keep everything confidential, but if you would like to be recognized as the owner of the post or picture or whatever, let me know in the comments below!" Peter said, turning on his holo-phone, to have a holographic picture of a post, "Oh, and disclaimer, since Wade is here, there's probably cursing so there will be those annoying beeps, now on with the video!"

"Oh, let's get your Aunt Natasha to see this," Ned said, trying to bring in an opportunity to bring an Avenger in.

"Yeah okay. Spider-Momma!" Peter yelled to the kitchen where Natasha was, a 5-month along Natasha walked over to see the post and react.

"You're recording right?" Natasha asked.

"Yup, this is my Aunt Natasha!" Peter said happily.

The Avengers gave up with the secret identities a long time ago, so what Peter was doing wasn't really against S.H.I.E.L.D. rules.

Natasha looked at the post.

"Nick Fury formed the Avengers because he wanted his adopted murder-child, Natasha Romanoff, to have more friends," Natasha read aloud, "Well, they aren't entirely wrong, I do like to think of myself as an adopted murder child. And I did need more friends, kudos to whoever wrote this!"

"Thanks, Aunt Natasha!" MJ said, "So are you going to stay or go about your business?"

"I think I'll stay," Natasha said, sitting on the couch.

"Am I a murder-child?" Wade asked.

"Yes positively," Peter answered, then looked at the camera.

"But you looooove me."

"MOVING ON!" Peter said quickly, flipped to the next photo.

"Oh, we should call Loki for this one," Natasha said.

"Yeah, Jarvis, could you alert Uncle Loki to come here?" Peter asked the A.I.

"Will do Master Peter," J.A.R.V.I.S. replied.

"So this is a picture of my Uncle Loki's actor counterpart, the one that plays him in those movies, Tom Hiddleston is his name I think, and it has a picture of the actress who plays Grandaunt Frigga, and then it has a picture of the actor who plays Uncle Loki, and then it says 'Remind you of someone?'" Peter explained to the camera.

"Oh yes, I taught those actors how to make that face," Loki said, appearing behind the couch.

"Oh hey, you're here," MJ said, trying to have some of her voice in the video.

"Yes, the similarities between me and my mother are uncanny, I love you, mum, if you're watching this, I know you are because you talk about Peter's videos all the time when I visit," Loki said off-handily, referring to the time that he gave the queen of Asgard a Stark-Phone.

"Thanks for the insight Uncle Loki, would you like to stay or go about your business?" Peter asked.

"Actually, we have a checkup for the babies, we must go tell Bruce, Natasha," Loki told the former assassin.

"Oh alright, bye guys!" Natasha said, to both the camera and the kids.

"Bye Aunt Natasha!" Peter said, "Alright next photo!"

"Concept, a woman makes deal with a demon to have its child in exchange for eternal life or something," Peter started to say.

"It says shit," Wade said joyfully.

"Woman then makes deal with a witch and offers her firstborn for riches," MJ added.

"Woman dumps demon baby on the witch, absconds with her winnings and leaves witch and demon fighting for custody," Ned read.

"Half demon baby grows up learning fucking magic and visiting hell on weekends and every second Christmas," Wade said.

"You know, that's actually pretty smart," MJ commented looking impressed.

"Please don't do that MJ," Peter said, putting his hands in the prayer position.

"Re-lax Peter I won't," MJ said.

"So does that mean a demon fucked her?" Wade said.

"I mean probably," Ned answered.

"She's fucked up," Wade said.

"Thanks for the commentary Wade, let's go to the next picture huh?" Peter asked, swiping the holographic image away.

"Oh my god that happens all the time," Ned said.

"Yeah, I agree," Peter said, "It says that awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto-correct is like, 'I got nothing, man.'"

"That's never or rarely happened to me," MJ said.

"Yeah, 'cause you're a bookie-bitch," Wade said.

"No cussing Wade, this is supposed to be family-friendly, but I always type way too fast, and the words turn into this horrible mess," Peter said.

"But what's the fun in thaaaaaaaaat," Wade whined.

"Alright next!" Peter said switching the holographic screen.

"Fact number 125 Biting the skin around your nails or pulling the top layer of skin off your lips are signs of developing anxiety disorders," Peter read aloud.

"Well, looks like I have anxiety disorders," MJ said sarcastically.

"Is this actually true?" Ned asked.

"I dunno, let's ask Jarvis," Peter said, "Jarvis sir? Is that quote, true?"

"In a way yes sir," J.A.R.V.I.S. said.

"Alright sweet, I'm taking you guys with me to a therapist next week," Peter said offhandedly.

Peter then swiped the image to be greeted with a comment, "Oooh, something to do! It says, 'Have you guys ever put hair foam into a towel and pressed down? It's super cool! It sounds like ASMR, could you guys try it pleeeeeeeeeeease?'"

"Well, how could we say no?" Ned asked, "Uh, do you have hair foam, Peter?"

"Good question, I have no idea, Jarvis sir? Does my dad have any hair foam?" Peter asked the A.I.

"No, he does not, but Mistress Banner does," J.A.R.V.I.S. said.

"Alright sweet, take the camera, Ned, we're gonna go to my Aunt and Uncle's room!" Peter said, hopping up from the couch.

Ned filmed Peter going into the Banners' room, and being "sneaky" yeah no.

"What are you doing Peter?" Loki asked.

"Oh hey, Uncle Loki! How are you?" Peter stuttered, holding the hair foam bottle behind his back.

"I left something here, what have you got behind your back?" Loki asked, turning to see what Peter was hiding.

"Oh, it's nothing!" Peter said, he moved so Loki couldn't see, they ended up going in circles before Loki gave up and just grabbed Peter's arm.

"Why on Midgard do you need hair foam, Peter?" Loki asked, reading the label.

"YouTube video?" Peter said blushing, though, it sounded a lot more like a question.

"You could've just said so, remember to shake it before using it, and here's a towel," Loki said fishing a towel from nothing and handing it to Peter.

"Oh, thanks, Uncle Loki!" Peter said as he and Ned scrambled back into the living room.

"What took y'all so long?" MJ asked.

"HI PETIE-PIE!" Wade screeched.

"We ran into some trouble," Peter said sitting down just as Ned said, "Peter got caught."

"Sweet," MJ said, raising an eyebrow.

"Okay, so since this is an ASMR, please be quiet, I'm talking to you Wade," Peter said, laying the towel on his lap.

"Shake it," MJ advised.

Peter shook the bottle and did as the post told, their reactions were priceless. As the towel pressed down, absorbing the foam it made a slow hissing sound, which mesmerised everyone, along with the fact it looked like it was disappearing.

Ned had his mouth open in shock with eyes open as he watched, mesmerized, MJ looked impressed, which was a lot coming from her, Wade was...well he was wearing the Deadpool mask, so no one knew, and Peter, bless his soul, he looked like a little 6-year-old on their birthday.

"That is so cool!" Peter squealed.

"I'll admit that it is pretty decent," MJ said.

"I like that, it sounds like white noise, but it's really ASMR...-y," Ned said happily.

"I like it, this is how I'll wake up my Baby Boy in the morning!" Wade said happily.

"Alright next!" peter said, setting the towel and bottle on the floor.

"Start your story with this sentence, the human mind is truly the scariest thing of all," Ned said, "Hey! Didn't we do that, like, the day before Halloween?"

"Yup, it's the same post too, our answers were creepy, I'm pretty sure mine was, the human mind is truly the scariest thing of all. It created a Spider that bit a child and gave them powers that they never asked for," Peter said, then turned to MJ.

"Well mine was the human mind truly is the scariest this of all. It can make your body do things that it never wanted to do," MJ said, then turned to Ned.

"The human mind is truly the scariest thing of all. It makes people assume things of other people, that can turn into wars and death," Ned said.

"And Wade's was ... weird like-" Peter started to say before Wade interrupted him.

"I said the human mind is truly the scariest thing of all. It believes that we are just things to entertain them with," Wade said.

"And I was like wait, who?" Peter added.

"And then I was like the people reading this duh, heya Lil fuckers! Aren't you supposed to be sleeping?" Wade finished.

"Scary thing is, we weren't filming at the time," Peter muttered under his breath.

"Eh, I was talking about the fourth wall," Wade said shrugging.

"The what?" Peter asked, "You know what? Nevermind, next!" he said swiping the holographic image.

"Teenager post number 7018, hello random bruise, where did you come from?" MJ read aloud.

"This happens to me a lot, I always go on missions and come back, and there are like, ten bruises that I don't know how I got," Peter said.

"My bruises don't stay don't enough for me to see them," Wade said happily, jamming his arm on the corner of the couch, showing the camera a bruise that quickly faded away.

"Well that's nice to know," MJ said sarcastically.

"It's pretty cool!" Ned said, trying to lighten the mood.

"It works the same way with hickies!" Wade said cheerfully.

"And how do you know that?" MJ asked smirking, knowing full and well how he knew.

"ALRIGHT MOVING ON!" Peter yelled, resembling the colour of his suit.

"Teenager post number 8034, that awkward moment when you're at a friend's house and their parents start screaming at them, and you're just like, that's a nice wall," Peter read.

"I don't think that's ever happened to me, you guys?" MJ asked.

"Nope," Ned said.

"Me neither," Peter added.

"It's happened before with me!" Wade said, ever the optimist.

"When?" MJ asked.

"This one time, Peter was late from patrols with me, so he went home past what his parents said he could, and he got yelled at because they got so worried and were about to call the police," Wade explained.

"How past curfew are we talking about?" MJ inquired.

"I think it was three minutes," Wade said.

"Wow, your parents are overprotective aren't they?" Ned asked.

"Ned, you've known them just about as long as I have, but I love them and that's that," Peter huffed.

"Awwwwww, love you too kid," Tony said, walking into the room.

"Oh, er, hi dad!" Peter said.

"And to the people watching this, if your kid attracted villains like honey attracts flies, then I'm pretty sure you'd freak out if said kid out past curfew," Tony said to the camera.

"Thanks, Dad," Peter muttered blushing.

"Oh and kid, we need to plan Nat and Loki's gender reveal parties," Tony said, checking his watch, "So, finish up the vid and bring your friends to the kitchen."

Peter finished the video with a quick few words and he and his friends went over to the kitchen.