Chapter 51 Happy Not Actual Birthday Peter!

A/N I've only been to Disney once, and it was two years ago so bear with me, I was more interested with Universal Studios because of Harry Potter so if you guys have any rides you loved or anything fun about Disney you want to tell me, please do! I need ideeeaaassss! As always, thank you guys for reading my story, and any help, advice, praise, ideas, criticism, or just you yapping in the comments will be read and greatly appreciated. If you guys have an awesome scene in your head you would like to see, you have an OC you want to include, or you want a monster/other characters to pop up in my story. (OMGS THIS IS 10,010 WORDS LONG EEEEEEEK! LONGEST EVER BY FAR!)

DISCLAIMER:Disclaimer: The characters, the post, and the post below all do not belong to me, the Avengers belong to Marvel Studios, and the posts belong to whoever the posts belong to, I don't know. I do own the storyline though!

BTW Tony and Loki were able to fix Wade's face because I said so, it's just easier for me to imagine Ryan Reynolds lolz if you would like me to change that please tell me! I'd be happy to! I also just realized that Disneyland is in California, while Disney World is the one if Florida... yeah I'm sorry, I can fix any mistakes.

(After Endgame, no one died but Thanos)

"Peter, Petey, hun, wake up," Steve said, shaking his son awake. It was a special day for his little boy after all.

"Hmmm? Momma?" Peter asked, looking up with sleepy eyes. His mom didn't usually wake him up in the summer, he would wake up on his own, then go to the kitchen, his normal summer routine.

"Happy Birthday Peter!" Steve said tickling Peter, easily overpowering the small figure.

"Ack! Mommmaaaa!" Peter yelled laughing then his eyes got wide and he screamed while flipping out of the bed, "OH MY GODS IM SIXTEEN YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" 

Steve laughed, it was so much fun to see Peter excited, even if he was already sixteen, his baby spider was growing up so fast, well, he'd better not use the term "Baby-Spider" that term was reserved for Natasha and Natasha only, "Yeah fella, you're sixteen, Shuri and T'Challa came to visit, and we have a surprise for you."

"A surprise?! Yesssssss!" Peter said, zipping out of his room, not bothering to change out of his Iron-Man PJs. Sure he would probably regret it later, but these were the people who probably changed his diapers, they wouldn't mind if he was wearing PJs with his dad's superhero face plastered all over them.

"Shurriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii," Peter yelled, racing to one of his best friends. The rest of the Avengers smiled as they saw Peter's wide smile.

"Peter!" Shuri said, hugging him, "It is so nice to see you! But really? Iron-Man pyjamas?" she asked, analyzing Peter's ridiculous outfit.

Peter looked down and examined his outfit, it wasn't that embarrassing, Iron-man is his dad after all, "Yeah, well, I got excited, so I didn't change."

"Hello, Peter Stark-Rogers-Barnes," T'Challa said out of formality, he was the only formal one there though, everyone else was talking, laughing, or joking around.

"Hey, Mr Black-Panther sir!" Peter yelled happily, shaking T'Challa's hand formally, despite his PJs and messy hair, which he tried to flatten down. Then he remembered that his mom said there was a surprise, "Momma, you said there was a surprise?"

"Yeah yeah Peter, let's have breakfast first," Steve said as Peter sat at the kitchen counter. Steve gave Peter a big stack of pancakes, his favourite breakfast food.

"Yes! Pancakes," Peter said, about to dig in, "Wait, who made these? It wasn't Dad, was it? Dad's pancakes taste, Uhm, different," he added sheepishly, trying not to offend anyone, especially his dear old dad.

All the Avengers cracked up, it was a commonly known fact in the tower that Tony could NOT cook, and furthermore he was NOT allowed to be in the kitchen near the baking or cooking tools unless it were dire circumstances.

"Hey! Kid! I CAN cook ya know!" Tony yelled indignantly, jokingly puffing out his lips and crossing his arms.

"No you can't, my Spider-Baby's right, you'll either make it explode or give all of us food poisoning or maybe even tinker with he appliances, making some new cooking robot that'll kill us all," Natasha said sarcastically, painting her nails her favourite blood-red colour.

"Don't worry Spider-spawn, I made them," Loki said, "and Happy Anniversary of your birth." It was a tradition that Loki would make his/her best batch of pancakes for Peter on his birthday, Peter didn't allow the Avengers to spoil him on most days, except for holidays and his birthday, and today was certainly his birthday!

"Thanks, Mister- Uncle- Loki!" Peter said with a mouthful of food, he quickly realized his mistake and swallowed quickly, "Wait, do I have a party this year?"

"Yeah bud, of course, ya do," Bucky said from where he was reading a magazine and watching Natasha paint her nails.

"Please don't tell me it's going to be big this year," Peter said, he wasn't one to go for Tony-big, he liked small parties, not everyone at S.H.E.I.L.D.

"I would've made it bigger, but your Pops and Mom told me to tone it down," Tony grumbled, pressing buttons on his phone.

"Who's coming to the party Pops?" Peter asked Bucky, last year, Tony even invited Frigga, it was more than embarrassing.

"Well, you have me, your dad, and your mom, then you have the Avengers, which would be Wanda, Vision, Pietro, Clint, Bruce, Loki, Thor, and Natasha, then you have T'Challa and Shuri, then you have Ned, MJ, and Wade, and that's it, so you have 16 people," Bucky said, counting it off on his fingers, occasionally using a finger twice until he got bored and just dislocated his metal arm.

"Okay," Peter said, finishing off the last of his pancakes, then he remembered his surprise again, "What's the surprise Pops?"

"Oh, Steve told you already? Well, you're going to have to wait until it's present time."

Peter pouted, he ran over to the sink, dumped his plate in, then set off to his room yelling, "I'm gonna go change my clothes!"

While Peter was doing that, T'Challa made an observation, "It is much quieter than normal, is someone missing?" he knew someone was missing, but who?

"Oh yes, my brother went to Asgard to get his present for the child," Loki said, snuggling into Bruce's side where he, Bruce, and Natasha were on the couch, Bruce being careful not to disturb Natasha while she was painting her nails, no one needed to get hurt today.

"You do realize you can just call him Peter, right Loki?" Bruce asked, turning to kiss his husband's cheek and snuggle closer.

"I still prefer the child," Loki said, then they all heard a crash and yell.

Lo and behold was Thor, bursting into the room, yelling, "I HAVE THY PRESENT SPIDERLING!" The "present" he spoke of, was in his hands and it looked suspiciously like a weapon.

"Thor, Peter isn't here right now, just go and put it with the rest of the presents," Natasha said, gesturing to where Vision and Wanda were kneeling by the presents, trying to form a pyramid out of them for fun. Pietro still remarked about how Wanda married a toaster who was technically half her age.

"OF COURSE!" Thor yelled as he put his present down.

"Quit yelling Thor, it's going to make me go deaf!" Clint yelled back at the blonde god.

"Clint, you are already deaf," Pietro pointed out.

"Shut up Pietro," Clint said from his spot where he and Pietro were playing Mario Cart, "And technically I only have, like, 80% hearing loss, so I'm not completely deaf, plus I have my hearing aids, I can HEAR you guys."

"Whatever old man."

"I'm back guys! Hi Uncle Thor!" Peter said, wearing a t-shirt that said, "I'm the ultimate birthday boy" some jeans and converse.

"HULLO-" Thor saw the look the Avengers gave him when he shouted, "Hullo Spiderling, Happy Birthday."

"Thanks, Thor," Peter said.

Steve gave Bucky a look and Bucky gave Bruce a look, who gave Natasha a look, "Hey Spider-Baby? Wanna come to the park with me, Bruce, Loki, Shuri and T'Challa? It's only 9 and your party doesn't start until one."

"Sure Spider-Mom!" Peter said running to the elevator.

'Thanks' Steve mouthed as he got ingredients for the cake.

While Peter, Natasha, Bruce, Loki Shuri, and T'Challa were at the park, everyone else got the place ready for Peter's party.

Steve was currently baking a cake, Tony and Bucky were getting the decorations out, Clint and Pietro were setting up the decorations that Tony had brought, and Wanda, Thor, and Vision were rearranging the furniture to make it better for a party.

"Hey, can someone help me with the baking?" Steve asked, mixing ingredients, "Someone that's preferably not Tony."

"Hey!" Tony yelled, getting out of the elevator from another run of getting decorations," I'm not that bad at baking!"

"I don't want our son getting food poisoning on his birthday, I'll help you, Stevie," Bucky said, setting down the box of decorations and heading over to the kitchen.

They finished setting up everything in about an hour thirty, and the cakes were in the oven, about to come out. Wanda, Vision, Pietro, and Clint were playing Mario Cart like the big children they are, while Tony and Thor watched. Steve and Bucky were finishing up the frosting and getting all the accessories out before they got the cake out of the oven.

"Hey guys, how should e decorate the cake?" Steve asked.

"SPIDERMAN!" They all yelled, still absorbed into the game.

"Okay, Buck, we have red chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, blueberries, raspberries, blackberries, frosting, and fondant right?" Steve asked, counting out the things he needed while he put the cakes in the freezer to cool.

"Yeah, we do," Bucky said while he set up the food table, they were going to get catering because let's face it, they're way to busy to make it themselves.

"You know doesn't Peter like those red-velvet cookies you guys make?" Wanda said, she and Pietro lost their accents about two years after they got to America, sometimes it came through when they got emotional, but that's it.

"Oh yeah! The red-velvet chocolate chip ones, I'll make those too," Steve said, getting all the ingredients together.

Another 30 minutes went by and they heard JARVIS (not Vision) say, "There are people at the door, would you lie me to let them in?"

Everyone tensed up and Steve asked, "Jarvis, who are they?"

"Mister Wade, Mister Ned and Miss MJ accompanied by two boxes."

Everyone visibly relaxed, "Of course you can let them in."

Wade, Ned and MJ walked in and Ned asked, "Where's Peter, Bruce, and everyone else?"

"They're at the park kid, you came an hour early, they'll be here soon though," Bucky said, helping Steve decorate the now cooled off cake.

"You can set your presents over there," Steve said jerking his head in the direction o the large stack of presents.

"Thanks, Cappy!" Wade said before sauntering off to the presents.

When Peter got home he was greeted by Wade lifting him and spinning him around, "Hey Petie-Pie!"

"DONT CALL ME THAT!" Peter yelled, then gave in laughing.

"Happy birthday nerd," MJ said from behind them.

"Thanks, MJ," Peter said while Wade put him down.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY PETER!" Ned said happily.

"Thanks, Ned!" Peter said as hey did their "weird little thing" as MJ likes to call it.

"Great, now everyone's here, I have something fun we can do!" Steve said, being the ever-loving mom he is.

"What is it?" Peter asked, even though he knew full and well what the answer was.

"Presents and cake!" Everyone yelled it was common knowledge that in the Avengers Tower, they always started with cake, then presents, then activities, just so that Peter had a chance to show off his toys with the other teenagers.

"Yesssssss!" Peter said happily as he sat down on the birthday chair, it was a chair that was more like a throne, it was very comfy too. Earlier, they had rearranged the common room so that the couches and chairs were in a parabola (oooooh math-talk, look it up) with Peter at the vertex of it.

Steve brought out the massive cake he baked and set it on the table in front of Peter, it had blue frosting all around it, and there were rows of blueberries, blackberries, and cranberries alternating on the circumference and had a chocolate sider man mask on it, with the words "Happy Birthday Peter!".

They sang Happy Birthday to Peter first in English, then Natasha, Pietro, Wanda, Bucky, Vision, and Clint sang it in Russian, a title thing they've done since Peter was just a baby. Well, Natasha and Clint would do it since it's Natasha's Spider-Baby (no he isn't biologically hers).

Once everyone got a slice of cake, and the teens finished their piece, Steve let Peter open presents.

Peter took the first present he could get his hands on, he started to open it before Tony yelled, "Wait! Jarvis, are you recording this?"

"Yes, I am Master Stark."

"It's Stark-Rogers-Barnes but okay, carry on Peter."

Peter opened the present to find a shirt that said, "The person wearing this is Boyfriend material"

"WAAAAAAAADDDDDDE!" Peter yelled, his face was the lovely shade of tomato-red.

"Do you like it Spidey?" Wade said grinning.

"NO! We will talk about this later!" Peter said while picking up another present wrapped in a shiny green material, on it were words in curly black saying, "From Spider-Mommy, Uncle Bruce, and Uncle/Aunt Loki." Peter opened it to find a shirt that said "Big Cousin" a small onesie that said "Baby Cousin" one shirt that said, "Spider-Brother" and one mall onesie that said "Little Spider-Brother"

"OH, MY GODS! SPIDER-MOMMIE YOUR GONNA HAVE A BABY????" 

Natasha laughed rubbing her stomach, "Yeah, I am, but so is your Aunt Loki." Loki nodded smiling, she was female today.

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"OH, MY GODS CONGRATULATIONS!" Peter yelled while setting his presents to the side and picking up another one, this time wrapped in electric blue with Sloppy black letter saying, "From Thor" Peter unwrapped the package to fins Mjolnir in it.

Everyone gasped as they saw Peter was able to lift the hammer.

"HAHA LOOK AT THAT BISHES! MY SON'S WORTH!" Tony yelled, jumping up and down, it took both Stev and Bucky to calm him down.

"B-But, Mr Thor, But Mr Thor sir, how can this be possible, I, I mean, how?" Peter said stuttering.

"Because you are worthy young man, don't worry, you don't always have to carry it, and I have Stormbreaker anyway," Thor said happily.

Peter, still in shock, put Mjolnir down and picked up the next present, it was from both MJ and Ned, Peter opened it to find 6 ultra-hard lego sets one for each original Avenger.

"Oh, my gods!" Peter gasped, "Thanks, guys!"

"No problemo nerd," MJ said.

"You're welcome, Peter!" Ned said happily.

Peter opened two more presents, one from Vision and Wanda which had a whistle that could call them no matter where they were if you blew from one end, and if you blew through the other it would deliver a super-sonic whistle that could stun opponents, and one from Pietro and Clint, which had shoes that were enchanted by Wanda to let him fly, and about 30 new video games to try out.

He thanked the four of them and then opened the last present, which was from his parents, the first part of it was 16 tickets that said "For when you get in trouble, this is an off-the-hook card, use it wisely" Peter had one leftover from the fifteen from last year. He smiled and said, "Thanks Momma, Pops, Dad!" 

"Your welcome kid!" Tony said, "Open the rest, then there's the surprise you've been waiting for."

Peter opened it the rest of the way and found 16 tickets to Disneyland. "OH, MY GODS WE'RE GONNA GO TO DISNEYLAND!!!!!!"

Everyone laughed it had been about ten years since the original Avengers took Peter to Disneyland, and he still loves Disney, so they thought it'd be a perfect idea.

"IM SO EXCITED, AND THEY'RE FOR NEXT WEEK!!!!" Peter yelled.

"Yeah kid, it's a 2-week thing, we already let you, MJ, and Ned off the hook and spoke to your guys' parents about it. Ned, MJ, and Wade can stay with us the night before the trip, and its next week, so you guys have a week to pack."

"And we can go to a California beach so pack your swimsuits!" Steve said happily.

"And you four can stay in a room all to yourselves, so no funny business," Bucky said, eyeing the three teens and one 20-year old. (Y'all can't complain here, Peter and Wade have a 4 year age gap while Steve and Bucky have a 50-60 year age gap with Tony)

"YES WE'RE GOING TO DISNEY!" Peter yelled.

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MJ was in her room, texting Peter, it was a day before she went to stay at the Stark Tower, and she just finished packing.

MJ: Heyyyyyyy Bae ❤︎

P: Hey Love, wassup? シ

MJ: Nm, are you embracing ur pan and poly side w/ Wade?

P: Yea, I thought it'd be okay, we talked after the party.

MJ: course, list off what we need 4 vacay?

P: clothes 4 2 weeks, 3 jackets, 5 swims, 2 towels, ur hair stuff, stuff 4 plane ride, chewing gum, toothbrush, toothpaste, bath stuff if u want, 4 nice clothes, sunscreen, nice shoes, tennis shoes, sandals, flip flops, hat, lube and whatever else u want.

MJ: WTF LUBE!?!??!

P: JK! JK! Just 2 c if u notice!

MJ: smh, ur 16 Pete

P: IKKKKKKKKK

MJ: LOL gtg, c u l8er?

P: Yup! Love u MJ 😘

MJ: Love u, Pete 🥰

MJ shook her head at her boyfriends' stupid antics and set to work packing the rest of what she needed.

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Peter smiled at his phone, he loved MJ and Wade a ton, and Ned was still his best friend.

Natasha popped her head into the room, "Hey Spider-Baby."

Peter jumped and looked over from where he was laying on his bed, "Hi Spider-Mommie, arent you going to have another Spider-Baby though?" he asked, slightly sad because for 16 years he was always Natasha's Spider-Baby.

Natasha sat on Peter's bed while Peter sat up, "Of course not, you'll always be my number 1 spider-baby, this kid is Bruce's child, with our luck, they're going to have Hulk genes in them, they won't be a sneaky spider."

Peter hugged Nat and said smirking, "You're my Spider-Mommie, and when I have kids, they'll call you Spider-Grannie."

"Ok I'm not that old yet, this kid's only 18 weeks," Natasha said laughing, "Have you finished packing?"

"Yeah, think so, are we going on a normal plane or a Stark Plane?" Peter asked.

"Stark, but we're still going to the airport, we thought it'd make it feel less like a mission, and more like a family vacation," Natasha said, absentmindedly rubbing her stomach.

"Can I talk to them?" Peter asked, looking at Natasha's stomach.

"Course," Natasha said.

"Hey there little spider, I'm your big spider brother, and I'm going to protect you at all costs okay?" Peter whispered to the tummy.

"Did I interrupt something?" Steve asked, standing at Peter's doorway.

"Nope," Peter said.

"You know Peter, Natasha did that to me when I was pregnant with you," Steve said.

"Really?" Peter asked.

"Yup, I'm guilty of feelings," Natasha said, getting up from the bed.

"Yeah, Pietro and Clint teased you, more Clint than Pietro though, I'm surprised they still have their balls intact," Steve said.

Everyone laughed, "Alright Peter, it's getting late, tomorrow Ned, Wade, and MJ are coming."

"Mom! It's literally 10," Peter said.

"They're coming at ten in the morning and you'll get Loki-made pancakes tomorrow if you sleep," Steve said.

"Fine! I'll sleep!" Peter yelled before the lights were turned off.

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Peter woke up the next morning to Wade, MJ, and Ned yelling at him.

"Whaaaaa?" Peter groaned before looking up, "MJ! WADE! I'M LITERALLY HALF-NAKED!"

"It's fine Peter, but why didn't you say, Ned?" MJ asked.

"Because we're roommates, he's seen me at worse times," Peter grumbled, "Could you guys go to the common room? I need to swap outfits and then I'll be down there, tell them that my momma promised me Loki-made pancakes, but if Aunt/Uncle Loki is throwing up right now he doesn't have to today."

MJ nodded, grabbed both boys' arms and dragged them to the elevator.

A little bit later Peter came down to the common room and smelled pancakes, "Mhmmmmmmmmm pancakessssssss."

Everyone laughed at Peter as he and the other teens ate their pancakes, "Where're Uncle Bruce and Spider-Mom?"

"Throwing up, I think Natasha is going to sterilize Brucie soon," Loki said while eating her pickles.

"Nice, what are we gonna do today?" Peter asked, looking over to the rest of the Avengers who were awake, which was Wanda, Vision, Steve, and Bucky.

"Well, we were going to go to the mall, but first we have to wake up everyone else, I not getting Thor," Bucky said

"Bucky and I will get Tony, Wanda and Vision can get Pietro and Clint, and Peter, MJ, Ned, Wade, and Loki can get Thor. Peter? Loki? Go with a plan," Steve said before heading to the lab.

"Why do we need a plan?" Ned asked Thor couldn't be that hard to wake up.

"Because, dude, he sleeps through thunderstorms, it's bad," Peter said, putting his and MJ's plates in the sink.

"Okay, so, he's sensitive to the cold, Peter, take Mjolnir so he doesn't hurt anyone, I'll make it get colder and snow in there. Michelle is the loudest, she'll calm Thor down, Ned, make some Pop-Tarts, you're most familiar with the Tower, and Wade, by Odin's beard SHUT UP WHEN WE DO THIS!" Loki said, then got up to go to Thor's room.

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Once everyone was awake and in the living room, Thor was happily eating Pop-Tarts and Peter was swinging Mjolnir around. Tony walked in and said, "Why do we have a giant ice cube here?"

"Oh, Wade annoyed Loki, can we go to the mall now?" Peter asked with bright eyes.

"Mkay, by the way, Peter, this is for you, it's a late birthday present, couldn't get it until now," Tony said throwing Peter something.

Peter caught it and gasped when he saw what it was, "Oh my gods! Dad! You got me a car!"

"Yup," Tony said, "We're going to take four cars, MJ, Peter, Loki, and Wade in Peter's car, Me, Steve, Bucky, and Thor in my car, Wanda, Pietro, Vison, and Clint in Clint's car (pretend he has one folks, he's the family guy here) and Ned, Bruce, and Natasha in Bruce's car.

"Uhhhh, Mr Stark, why am I with Bruce and not Peter?" Ned asked, not that he minded, he meant that he could talk to Bruce about science stuff.

"Because, if Peter gets in trouble, Loki can cast an illusion for the police, and I know you want to talk science with Bruce. Hey Reindeer Games? Could you un-freeze Wade, we're bringing him with us so yeah."

They all went to the garage and Peter saw the red Lamborghini, "Oh my gods! Dad! It's beautiful! Thank you thank you thank you!"

Everyone laughed as Peter hugged the car and kissed it before getting into the driver's seat.

"Hey, Loki? Make sure my Spider Baby doesn't get hurt okay?" Natasha said, getting into the backseat of Bruce's car.

"Of course Natasha, all you would have my head if I didn't after all," Loki said as he got into the passenger seat.

After everyone got into their specified cars, Loki turned to Wade, "You try anything stupid Wilson, and I shall turn you to ice."

"Aunt Loki, don't stress, it isn't good for the baby," Peter said, getting out fin the garage, he was a natural at driving and wouldn't admit to the fact that Tony frequently let Peter drive around the block since he was thirteen.

They had gotten to the mall with no casualties because Wade becoming and Ice Lolly wasn't anyone's concern. Once Wade was unfrozen, they all met up at the entrance.

"Okay, no one is allowed to be alone, and we settle with fans the typical way alright?" Steve said, going in with Ting and Bucky in tow.

Everyone agreed, Ned went with Peter, MJ, and Wade.

"Let's go to Hot Topic," MJ said already heading in that direction. Everyone shrugged and followed the leader.

They got inside and Peter and Nee immediately went to the Star Wars stuff, MJ smiled, she knew the boys loved Star Wars. They shopped for a bit and went out of the store, the boys each with a bag in their hand.

"Hey, Peter can you call Wanda and Natasha for me? I kinda want to go girl shopping with them, Vision and Bruce can go with you two," MJ said.

"Yeah sure," Peter rang up Natasha and Wanda and they were there pretty quick.

"Hey MJ, I heard you want to go girl shopping?" Natasha said, rubbing her belly bump, "Or do you wanna help me and Loki with baby stuff?"

"Baby stuff if Wanda agrees," MJ said.

"Sure, Vis, you might want to stay not red," Wanda said, before going with Loki, Natasha and MJ to the Children's Place.

"Okaaayyyy, where should we go?" Peter asked holding Wade's hand.

"I don't know, Wanda usually takes the lead with shopping," Vision said.

"I mean, we could go get some jewellery for the girls? Or just look at sparkly stuff because that's cool, or watches, or we could go to a clothing store, anything but video games." Bruce said.

"Weelllll, we could go to that rolled up ice cream thingy," Peter said.

"Oooooh let's do that, ice cream sounds good!" Ned said.

"Ice cream it is," Vison said.

With the girls, they were cooing over cute baby things.

"Awwwww, these are so cute!" Wanda said, holding up a small Avengers onesie.

"Do you know the gender of the babies yet?" MJ asked.

"Well, I know Loki's, and Loki knows mine, Bruce is clueless," Natasha said, "But if I tell you and Wanda, can you help me with the gender reveal party?"

"Yeah!" MJ said, then Wanda said something surprising, "Yes, of course, but, I've been meaning to tell you guys something."

"What is it, Love?" Loki asked, looking at baby toys.

"I think I might be pregnant," Wanda said, placing her hands on her stomach.

"But, that's impossible, Vision is a robot," MJ said in disbelief.

"Well, not entirely, I thought I couldn't get pregnant, but here I am," Natasha said, holding her stomach, "Vision is part human, so it's entirely possible, won't get your hopes up though Wanda, keep your expectation low and then you'll be even happier in the end."

Wanda nodded and they carried on shopping.

With Thor, Steve, Bucky, and Tony, well they were at Build-A-Bear workshop.

"TONY! Let's get bears if ourselves!" Steve said happily.

"Yeah, Tones! Let's do it!" Bucky agreed.

"Yes, Man of Iron! Let us get bears!" Thor yelled

"I don't know you three, we're four grown men and-"

"I'll wear Speedo to the beach for one day," Steve bargained.

"You know what? Let's get bears for the entire crew! Even better! Let's get them for Ned, MJ and the babies too!" Tony said, his voice slightly cracking.

Thor, Steve and Bucky cheered and they personalized 14 teddy bears, the one for Peter had Steve's voice saying, "Momma, Dad, and Pops love you, Peter." The ones for Bucky, Steve, and Tony said, "I love you Stuckony forever." The Avengers' bears said "Avengers Forever" while they agreed that Wade, MJ, and Neds' bears shouldn't say anything.

They dressed up the bears according to which Avenger they were, and happily got one of the accessories for Peter's friends because they couldn't decide what to give them.

With Pietro and Clint, they were just betting to see how much everyone would buy and snogging by the fountain (I have aged the twins to 26 and de-aged Clint to thirty-two, it's six years get over it).

"I think Wanda is going to have one bag, Natasha one, and Steve 10," Pietro said.

"Bs, Nat's gonna have at least two, she's shopping for two, and Steve wouldn't buy that much," Clint argued.

"Fine, Nat two, but Tony would not buy from such small businesses, so zero for him, bucky will have 4."

"True, Bruce ain't coming back with anything, nor is Vision, Pete two bags."

"Fine, but the Asian boy will have two."

"Alright, ten bucks if Steve brings back ten, ten bucks for if Ned has two, deal?"

"You have a deal, Old Man," Pietro said grinning before snogging Clint again.

"Hey! There are kids around you two!" Steve said with five bags in each hand.

Pietro looked up and saw that Steve had ten bags, "Ha! See Clint! Steve has 10 bags! You owe me ten dollars!"

"Fine," Clint grumbled before pulling out a ten-dollar bill.

Just then the science boys, plus Wade and Vision came to them, with Peter piggybacking Wade, "HEY MOMMA, DAD, POPS!"

"Hey kid, get down, you're gonna knock someone down," Tony said, he wasn't carrying any bags himself.

Clint eyed Ned and saw he only had one bag, "Ned has one bag! I get to keep my dollar!"

"Fine, no one gained no one closed, it's fair," Pietro said, "Why do you have so many bags, Steve?

"Oh, here, we went to Build-A-Bear and got everyone bears," Steve said, giving a bag to Pietro, "This is for you Pietro, press it's paw."

Pietro opened the bag to reveal a Quicksilver bear, he did what Steve asked and the Bear had Tony's voice that said 'Avengers Forever', "Thank you, Steve!"

"You're welcome Pietro," Tony said, then took one of the bags from Steve and handed it to Clint, "This one's yours Legolas."

"Thanks," Clint said, and pressed the paw, this time it was Steve's voice that said, 'Avengers Forever.'

Bucky gave one bag to Peter, Peter pressed the bear's paw and Steve's voice told Peter that he, dad, and pops loved him, "Thank you so much, Momma!"

"Your welcome fella," Steve said, then handed Ned, Wade, Vision, and Bruce a bag each, "For Ned, it's plain and doesn't say anything, but comes with a few too many accessories, same for Wade, but yours is Deadpool."

"Thanks, Cappy!" Wade said and mock saluted, Peter just smacked his upside the head with both of his bags.

"Where are the girls?" Pietro asked.

"Right here!" Natasha said, she and Loki holding two bags, with Wanda, and MJ all holding one.

Peter lifted MJ and spun her around while Bruce asked them what they got, "Well, we went to the Children's Place to get some baby things, then we went to Forever 21 for us." Natasha replied.

"Okay," Bruce and Vision said, little did Vison know though, Wanda had a surprise for him, and she hid it in her Forever 21 bag.

They all went home, (Natasha got her ice-cream) and Tony informed Wade, MJ, and Ned hat they would have rooms across, and on either side of Peter's room.

"You know," MJ said, plopping down on Peter's bed, "I got normal stuff from F 21, can I just put them in your closet for if I ever stay over?"

"Oh, yeah, we have extra hangers in a storage room, Wade, can you help me get them?" Peter asked.

"Yeah, Sweetums! Let's go!" Wade said, running out of the room.

"You are an embarrassment," Peter mumbled under this breath while Ned and MJ just laughed.

While the teens plus Wade were having fun, Wanda borrowed a box from Natasha and brought the news to Vision.

"Hey, Vis? I have something for you," Wanda said timidly, holding the white box.

"Hmm? Yes, Wanda? You seem scared, you don't have to be," Vision said, sitting on their bed.

"I know, here, open the box," Wanda said, sitting down beside Vision and giving him the box.

Vision looked at Wanda, then slowly opened the box, on top was an adorable white onesie that said miracle baby, and on top of it 4 positive pregnancy tests.

"Wanda! You're, you're"

"Pregnant?"

"Yes! Oh my goodness this is great news! I can't believe it!" Vision said throwing his arms around Wanda.

"So you aren't mad or anything?" Wanda whispered, hugging him back.

"Of course not, I love you with all of me Wanda, and now with a small one on the way, I'll have to share that love," Vision said, kissing Wanda.

Peter was woken up by Jarvis at 7 in the morning, he realized that he and MJ had fallen asleep on the bed together, he blushed a bright red and found that MJ was still asleep.

"MJ, babe, MJ, wake up," Peter said trying to shake MJ slightly to wake her up.

"Hmm? Petey?" MJ said, lifting her head from Peter's chest, "Shoot, I was supposed to go to my room, you're not wearing a shirt, cool."

"It's fine MJ, my parents don't care, I'm going to just put a shirt on, Dad told us to stay in comfortable clothes when we go to the airport, I'm gonna go wake up Ned and Wade, and I'm going to see who else Jarvis woke up, then I'll come back. You can take a shower in my bathroom if you want, there are towels in the closet" Peter said, trying to get up, "Jarvis, turn on the lights."

"Of course Master Stark-Rogers-Barnes"

"Mkay," MJ said, getting up herself, unlike Peter, she wore pants and a shirt to bed.

Peter put his new Star-Wars shirt on, and some fluffy slippers before heading out to wake up Wade.

"Wade, babe, you awake?" Peter asked looking in the room, Wade was fast asleep.

"Babe, we have to get to the airport at 9, wake up," Peter said, shaking Wade slightly as he had done with MJ.

"Fine," Wade mumbled, getting up, "Love you Petey-pie."

"Love you too Wade, whatever you do don't go into my room kay? Go annoy Loki or something, or you could always go into the kitchen and see if my mom, pops, or Aunt/Uncle Loki is cooking."

"Kay," Wade muttered as Peter went to Ned's room.

"WAKE UP NED!" Peter said.

"Huh?" Ned said, sitting up, "WAIT, IT'S SEVEN WE HAVE TO GET TO THE AIRPORT BY NINE!"

"Yeah, dude, make sure Wade doesn't do something stupid, I'm gonna see if Jarvis woke anyone else up besides me," Peter said before walking out the door.

Peter went to his parent's room, where he found his Mom and Dad making out on the bed, he visibly cringed before slowly walking away from the room, sure Peter has seen and done it before, but it was still gross! Then he went to his Spider-Mommy, Uncle Bruce, and Aunt/Uncle Loki's room, and he heard retching when he got in, one of the girls was throwing up, this was normal. He went over to Wanda and Vision's room, where he heard retching as well, he quietly went in and saw Wanda kneeling over the toilet with Vision holding back her hair and soothing her. Vision looked apologetically a Peter just sympathetically smiled before mouthing, 'I'll get a glass of water.' and running off.

He came back one minute tops and handed the glass of water to Vision, "Hope you feel better Aunt Wanda."

Wanda just gave a weak smile as she took the glass from Vision.

Peter then hurried back to his room, he wasn't even going to try to see if Clint, Thor, or Pietro were up, it was common knowledge that they didn't get up before 8. Peter opened the door to find a shirtless MJ (pervs, she's wearing a sports bra) who was sitting on his bed, patting her hair dry.

"Hey, you're back," MJ said, "Is everyone awake?"

"Well, yeah, did you know about Wanda?" Peter asked.

"Oh yeah, all the girls know, she talked about it when we went shopping," MJ said, putting on a t-shirt, "Do you wanna do my hair?"

"Sure," Peter said, before getting on the bed and braiding MJ's hair (it's 3 AM and I almost typed Zendaya I am DYING from exhaustion lolz).

When they both got down to the common room, they saw a life-sized ice cube, Ned and Loki eating sausages (eggs were banned since all three pregnant people couldn't stand the smell of it) Bucky and Vision doing a crossword puzzle in a newspaper, and Wanda eating crackers.

"Feeling better Aunt Wanda?" Peter asked, getting three plates from the cabinet thingy.

"Yes, thank you for the water though Peter, you're such a help," Wanda said, "I'm pregnant by the way, I don't care who knows, as long as Pietro and Clint don't."

"Congrats!" Ned said happily.

"Thank you," Wanda said, smiling softly.

Peter put a plate of sausages in front of MJ, one in front of him, and one in front of the ice cube, "I can do stuff myself you know?" MJ said.

"Yeah, jut wanted to be nice, Uncle Loki? Can you un-freeze Wade please?" Peter asked, putting a sausage in his mouth.

"Only if he promises not to call me FrostY," Loki said, "Wanda, Love, would you like some lime soda? It helps."

"Yes please, just curious, why is Natasha still throwing up while you are not?" Wanda asked, leaning on Vision.

"Probably because with Jotunhiem pregnancies being 4 months longer than Asgardian and Midgardian, mine is more spread out," Loki said, pouring her a tall glass of lime soda, freezing the circumference to make it cold.

"Wade, blink twice if you promise me that you won't call Loki Frosty again?" Peter asked.

"Who's calling Loki Frosty?" Tony said, getting some sausages himself while Steve went to see Bucky and Vison's progress on the cross puzzle.

"It was Wade Mr Tony," MJ said, pointing to Wade with her fork.

"Hmmm, great name Wade, I'll use it you're off the hook, Lokes, unfreeze him would ya? his cow is getting cold," Tony said.

"Fine," Loki huffed, unfreezing Wade, who immediately started to eat, "Anyways, it's already ten till could Peter accompanies me to wake up Thor? Bucky, Steve, go wake up Clint and Pietro."

"Sure Mr Loki, hey MJ, Ned, Wade? Can you get our suitcases down here?" Peter asked

Everyone agreed and went to do their thing.

When everyone and their suitcase was down, Tony spoke up, "Steve, Buck, and I will take one car, Loki, Bruce, Wade and Natasha will take another, Wanda, MJ, Vision, and Thor another car, and Clint Pietro, Peter, and Ned will take another, take the cars with the bid trunks."

They agreed and hauled the stuff to the garage, and they all went to the airport.

When they arrived, Peter noticed Wade was way cooler than usual, "How did you piss off Loki this time? I know that's why you were put with him."

"Language!" Steve said from the other side of the waiting area, the had fifty minutes before they had to go and board the plane.

"I may or may not have asked if I could touch his stomach," Wade said before Peter gave him a murderous glare, "In my defence, I didn't know he was protective of the stomach."

Peter sighed, "Hey momma? Can Ned, MJ, Wade and I please go walk around the airport? I have my phone and I promise we will be back twenty minutes before we ave to board the plane." Peter said.

"Sure, why not?" Steve said, reading a book.

"Yes!" Peter said before running off to look at some comics he found with his boyfriend, girlfriend, and best friend in tow,

It wasn't long before they had to board the plate, with Stark Industries making the plane, it would only be a 3-hour ride, they would be at Florida at noon, Shuri and T'Challa had also boarded the plane too.

"So Peter, how's the sleeping arrangement gonna be? I swear if I have to put up with you two nerds in the same room," MJ said, leaning on Peter's shoulder.

"Please tell me I do not have to sleep in the same room as T'Challa," Shuri said

"No way, the adults have a special suite my dad had them build, it fits 16 adults comfortably, and we have some sort of suite of our own, that has one very large bedroom, and two other large bedrooms, three bathrooms each connected to a bathroom, a small kitchen area, and a small common room area. Oh, and Pops also threatened that if there was any funny business with us, we would have to stay in the adult's suite," Peter said.

"So I'm guessing Shuri and I each have our bedrooms, while you, MJ, and Wade have the biggest one," Ned said, playing with his phone.

"Obviously," MJ said before falling asleep on Peter's shoulder

When they got to the airport, Tony rented five cars and they all got in when they got to their hotel (on Disney property mind you, it's the one with a spa.)

"Oh wow, this place is pretty," MJ said, looking at everything.

"Let me guess, you're going to draw it later?" Peter asked, guesting to MJ's sketch bag.

"Yep, so can we go to our rooms?"

"Well, once dad gives me the keys," Peter said, walking over to the adults.

"So, I'm the most responsible one here, so I'll have one of the keys," Tony said, holding one of the three keys.

"Tony, as much as you are responsible, I can use my magic to keep it hidden away until we need it," Loki said, reaching for a key.

"Fine, so, I have one Loki has one, I think I'll give this one to Wanda, it makes no sense for a couple to have two keys, or I would've given it to Nat or Stevie, I don't trust Thor, sorry Legolas," Tony said, handing the key to Wanda.

"Hey, er, dad?" Peter said, tapping Tony on the shoulder.

"PETER! Oh, here's two keys for you guys, one's for you and I'd give one to Shuri," Tony said, handing Peter two keys, "Now you four kiddos have fun alright? We'll meet back here in the lobby in twenty to go to Disney, use common sense on what you should wear or bring!"

Peter was already heading to his friends and their room.

"Wow Petie-Pie, your dad got a real nice room," Wade said, sitting on one side of the bed.

"Well, that's my dad for you," Peter said sitting in the middle of the bed.

"Yeah yeah, do you think they allow sketchbooks and pencils in the park? I've never been, I drew al the characters though, and I'm gonna get signatures," MJ said.

"Yeah, no food or drink though," Peter said, "I'm gonna go check on Shuri and Ned, I'll be right back, please don't kill each other."

Peter walked down the hallway and found Ned's room, "Hey man!"

"Hey Peter, what did your dad want us to bring? We can bring our phones right?" Ned asked

"Well, MJ's brining her sketching stuff, I'm going to just bring my phone, sunglasses and web-shooters, so I don't know what you want to bring, but you don't have to worry about money, my dad's got that covered," Peter said from the doorway.

"Alright cool, I'm going to change so," Ned said, opening his suitcase.

"Oh yeah, alright, I've to see Shuri anyways," Peter said, closing the door and walking down the hall to Shuri's room.

Peter knocked on the door, "Hey Shuri, can I come in?"

"Of course."

Peter opened the door to find Shuri playing around with a holographic tablet.

"Do you have everything?" Peter asked.

"Yes, we can bring electronics no?" Shuri said, putting her tablet up.

"Of course you can, we have to go down there in about 10 minutes,s so I'd get changed if I were you," Peter said, then he walked back to his, MJ, and Wade's room.

When he got there, he found Wade already changed and on the bed, and no MJ.

"Uh, where's MJ Wade?" Peter asked, getting his shorts and t-shirt out of his suitcase.

"She's in the bathroom Petie-Pie," Wade said becoming a star on the bed.

"Mkay, I'm going to see if she's done," Peter said walking to the bathroom.

He found MJ, shirtless, again.

"What is it with you walking in on me shirtless?" MJ asked, putting on a white t-shirt.

"Dunno, so you're gonna bring your bag right?" Peter asked

"Yup, I know they're going to check it if that's what you're about to say," MJ said, "And we have about ten minutes until we go down right? You might want to get changed."

Peter looked down at his old t-shirt and sweatpants, "Yeah you're right."

Peter and MJ quickly left the bathroom, and Peter went back to change, then they got Shuri and Ned and went back down to the lobby.

When they got down, they saw that the adults had split off into five groups.

"Kids, here's a map of the park for each of you guys for everyplace you go mark it off so you don't go there again, within two weeks we should get everywhere," Tony said, heading each of them a map. They then arrived at Disneyland and after passing the security people, they ran into the park.

"I'm going to try and get to every character in the park for their autographs, so I'm going to go with Ms Wanda, Mr Vision, Ms Natahsa, Mr Loki, and Mr Bruce, you guys want to join me?" MJ asked, looking over at her friends.

"I'll come with you!" Ned said, happily walking over to Bruce.

"I want to ride all the rides in Fantasyland and everywhere else, so I'm going with Shuri, Dad, Pops, and that lot," Peter said, heading over to his parents, "What about you Wade?"

"I'm not going to go with Frosty, I'm going to go with Quickie, Hunger Games, and Lightning Man to see what trouble we can stir up," Wade said, bouncing over to his fellow blondes.

They all happily went their own way. When Peter, Shuri, Bucky, T'Challa, Tony and Steve arrived at the teacup ride, the first three cheered and the last three acted like normal people.

After they got seated, Peter, Shuri, and Bucky in one teacup, and Tony, Steve, and T'Challa in another, the ride started.

The latter group calmly spun around and for a minute was enjoying their ride in peace then they heard screeching.

"FASTER! FASTER!" Shuri screeched.

Tony and Steve looked over to their husband, who was using his metal arm to spin the teacup lighting fast, they also saw their son about to fall out of the teacup. T'Challa saw his little sister screeching and cheering and just had a look of exasperation on his face, he was used to Shuri's... shenanigans.

They zipped fast the calmer trio, screaming, and Steve looked over to te see park rangers very confused and a bit worried, but they were the Avengers, so it couldn't be bad.

While her boyfriend was screaming his head off, MJ was meeting Mickey and Minnie, she got their signatures on her pretty little sketch and he crew got their picture taken with the mice.

"Could we go to the gift shop, Miss Natasha?" MJ asked putting her sketchbook back, "I kinda wanted to get a pair of Minnie's ears.

"Of course we can! And there's not a reason to call me Miss Natasha, you can call me Aunt Natasha or just Natasha," The super-spy said as they walked in the direction of the gift shop.

MJ got a pair of Minnie's ears and got a pair of mickey ears for Peter, Ned got a mickey hat, Natasha got evil queen mickey ears, Loki got Elsa Mickey ears, and Wanda got Anna mickey ears.

With Wade, Thor, Clint, and Pietro, well, they were in a shop trying their hardest to mix everything up. Thor was zapping things with small bolts of lightning, Wade, was putting everything everywhere, Clint was making the toys do weird things, and Pietro was zipping around mixing everything up.

"Ooooooh, you know what we should do, let's go find a Dizzy princess and flirt with them!" Wade said happily bouncing off.

They arrived at a meet and greet with Cinderella, Wade did most of the talking, "Hey Blondie! Hey, ain't that dress pretty itchy? I bet it would feel better if you weren't wearing it!"

Thor and Clint both sensed danger and dragged him out, "Well fuck you too!" Wade said with a bright smile on his face.

After Peter and Shuri had decided they had ridden all the rides and been to all the shops in Fantasyland, they asked the adults if they could ring up everyone else and meet them at the entrance to make a plan.

A few minutes later everyone was at the entrance.

"So, it's only three o'clock, who's up for a swim at the beach? I promised Tony something anyways," Steve said, checking the time in his old man watch.

"Yes!" Peter yelled he had been looking forward to going to the beach anyways.

They arrived back at the hotel and the children ran to their room, they all swapped clothes, got their beach things and went to the adult room since they only took, like, 5 minutes to get ready.

When they got to the door, they already heard arguing.

"I WANT TO BRING A WATER GUN!" A certain archer yelled.

"IF HE GETS TO BRING A WATER GUN, LET ME BRING MY SURFBOARD!" The Captain argued.

"I CAN WEAR A BIKINI BRUCE! IT WON'T HURT THE BABE AND I DO WHAT I WANT!" Loki screamed.

"SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A SHIRT SO I CAN THINK!" Tony yelled.

It took a while for the Avengers to realize there was rapping in the door, quickly put clothes over their bathing suits and opened the door.

"Hey, dad! MJ can bring her sketchpad, Shuri her new bracelet surfing thingy, Wade his board, and Ned his drone, right?" Peter asked, holding his towel in one hand, and a backpack in the other.

"Oh yeah it's a ten-minute jet ride, let's go," Tony said walking out the door.

When they got to the beach Thor immediately took off his shirt and ran into the waves...falling face first, but quickly getting back up.

The "children" of the lot laid their towels down next to each other, and the adults reminded them to put on their sunscreen before heading out. (Don't worry, they have umbrellas, Loki would (figuratively) die if they're didn't )

"Hey, Peter? Can we just sit here for a bit? I don't now really want to get into the water right now," MJ said, already getting out a pencil.

"Are you going to hit the waves with my mom, Mister T'Challa, and Shuri Wade?" Peter said, turning to his boyfriend.

"You bet your thicc ass I will Spidey-Poo," Wade said, kissing Peter and heading out to test the waves with the other surfers.

"You having fun, man?" Peter asked Ned.

"Yeah! I'm getting good shots with this new drone your dad gave me!" Ned said, the only one with his shirt still on, Peter was pretty sure it was a swim shirt.

Peter looked back to MJ, who was trying to draw Natasha, Wanda, and Loki talking, Peter kissed her cheek and leaned on her shoulder, watching her draw.

Speaking of Wanda and Natasha, they were talking about babies with Loki, while their husbands and Tony were trying to construct a large stark tower out of the sand.

"Is it safe to be wearing a one-piece bathing suit while pregnant Natasha?" Wanda asked, talking about her bathing suit, which covered her 8-week old baby bump, which didn't show.

"No, it's fine, I think it wouldn't only cause complications if you were as far along as me and Loki, but as you can tell, I'm wearing this bored bikini, and Loki needs wearing her green one," Natasha said, rubbing sunblock in her stomach for what seems the seventh time even though they were under the shade of the umbrella.

"Am I the only one who believes it is far too hot here?" Loki said dramatically, fanning herself with a green and gold fan.

"Well, I brought popsicles if you want one, I was craving some anyways, and I think it would be better if you would put your hair in a ponytail," Wanda said, getting an Ice Lollie from a sleek silver cooler (kudos to Stark Industries) and helping Loki pull her long, back, thick hair into a high ponytail.

"Thank you, Wanda, say, where is your twin and his insufferable significant other?" Loki said, licking her Ice Lollie like a lokitty.

"They and Bucky brought water guns, they're fighting over there, I made them wear goggles though," Natasha answered for the Scarlett Witch, pointing to where the "insufferable" boys were.

"LETS GO HIT THE SURFERS!" Bucky yelled, holding a gigantic water gun, made by Tony, in his metal arm.

"AW YEAH!" Clint and Pietro yelled as they started to blast the quartet surfing.

"They're going to get themselves killed aren't they," Wanda said, pulling her hair up into a messy bun, "Do you two want to headcount into the water? After another layer of sunscreen of course."

"Sure, I have Asgardian sunblock it protects more than Midgardian sunblock does, let me spray in on you then we'll be off," Loki said, pulling a bottle of sunblock out of her bag.

With our dear teenagers, MJ decided they should get in the water.

"Peter? I think we should get into the water," MJ said, putting her pencil down.

"Hmm, oh, sure, hey Ned! Want to go into the water or do drone-shots?" Peter asked.

"Drone-shots, I'll be out there in a minute though," Ned said, still playing with the controls of the drone.

"Kay lets go MJ!" Peter yelled, running into the water.

Instead of running into the water, MJ did this. (Except she's wearing a one-piece bathing suit that's the same pattern of the shirt.)

"You don't like the water?" Peter asked, reaching out to MJ.

"Nah," MJ said, but her face said otherwise.

"Hm," Peter hummed, before scooping MJ up into his arm and walking farther out into the sea.

"Peter!" MJ yelled as Peter took her farther, Peter just laughed.

"Don't worry babe, I won't drop you, and it gets a bit shallower somewhere around....here!" Peter said, as he gently let MJ down, the water coming up to right below her chest.

"See? Nothing wrong!"Peter said happily bouncing in time with the ocean.

"Fine," MJ shrugged, then pecked Peter on the lips. Peter returned her kiss with one of his own as he wrapped his arms around her waist, and she locked her fingers behind his neck.

Peter heard a click behind him and broke his kiss with MJ to find his mother smirking holding a Stark Phone. "That's gonna go into the family album," he said.

Peter blushed, "Oh, er hey mom," he said but it came out as more of a question as the teen waved his hand awkwardly and as MJ laughed behind him.

"Don't worry," Steve said laughing, "You're not in trouble fella, I think its adorable, but can you help me get your pops and rabid do- boyfriend to stop bothering us with water guns?"

Peter smiled and said, "Totally!" before the three of them went to everyone else.

A few hours later and everyone was in the jet again.

"Hey, dad?" Peter asked Tony.

"Yeah, kid?" Tony said, turning to face Peter.

"Are we allowed to go to the spa?"

"Yeah knock yourself out kid," Tony said.

Peter considered this before turning to his little crew, "I was thinking about going to the spa tomorrow as early as possible, what do you guys think?"

They agreed and Wade called dibs in showering first. When they got back to the hotel, they raced to their suite and three of the five ran into their rooms.

"So, you're mom is making a family album?" MJ asked, fiddling with the edge of her towel, they were sitting at the kitchen counter.

"Yeah, he's been doing it since I was still in his stomach, and are you cold? I can turn the heat up or get you another towel," Peter asked, wondering if he should stand up and fix the temperature.

"Nah I'm good, but how did the whole Captain America getting pregnant thing work? We've been dating since freshman year, and I thought I should ask now since I'm basically on a vacation with you and your family," MJ asked.

"Well, starting with my mom, they think the real reason he was so sickly when he was younger was that he actually had both a male and female reproductive systems, so when he did the frick frack with my dad and pops, he got pregnant with me. This also explains the whole Spiderman thing since I have the blood of two super soldiers, and a genius so yeah," Peter said to a very attentive MJ.

"Oh that's cool, I'm going to ask your parents if I can see that family album, and, since Wade's in the shower right now, do you just want to take a shower together? Save water and stuff? Just showering, that's it, it would be quicker ya know," MJ rambled.

"Yeah cool, we can do that if you're not okay with it," Peter said, and as if on cue Wade walked into the kitchen...wearing only a towel around his waist.

"Wade! Put some pants on, MJ is right here!" Peter complained.

"Fine, later, but you know you love it bubble butt," Wade said, plopping down on the couch.

MJ and Peter shrugged as the went to take a shower. Together.

With the adults, everyone had already finished taking a shower since the couples liked to take showers together.

"Do you guys just want to watch a few movies, get some room service, and just relax, but wake up a bit earlier tomorrow?" Steve asked the crew.

Everyone agreed and then they heard a knock at the door.

Steve was the one closest to it, so he opened the door even though he already knew who it was, or so he thought, "Oh hey MJ!"

"Hi, mom! I mean Mr Stark-Rogers-Barnes," MJ said, quirky correcting her mistake.

"Mom's Fine MJ, I treat you like my daughter anyways, where's Peter?"

"Telling Wade to put his shirt on, he told me to ask you guys if it's okay if we just relaxed for the rest of the night since it's already seven-thirty."

"Of course, that's what we're going to do, tell him at nine we're going to meet in the lobby for breakfast, is there anything else you need?"

"Both you and Peter mentioned something about a Family Album, May I see it? I'll give it to you tomorrow after I finish embarrassing Peter," MJ said smiling proudly.

Everyone laughed and Tony tossed her an album, while Wanda passed her something else.

"A key?" MJ asked, Holding the second object in her hand.

"You come in here often, might as well have it," Wanda said smiling.

"Thanks, mom," MJ said and closed the door behind her.

"She's known Peter for how long now?" Natasha asked, rubbing her tummy.

"About ten years and they've been daring for about two or three," Bucky said from the kitchen.

"She might as well be your daughter in law already," Loki said, "And from the way Peter is courting her, he love she her dearly."

"Alright Peter turned sixteen a week ago, let's not talk about marriage, but what movie should we watch?" Tony asked.

They got a ton of votes for the first Disney animation, Snow White. Who cars if they were the Avengers, they were still kids in the inside (even though the youngest person in the room was in their mid-twenties.)

With the actual kids, they got pizza, and watched their movie, at around ten thirty, they had finished their pizza, they all had brushed their teeth, and they had finished the first three Disney films, Snow White, Pinocchio, and Fantasia.

When the last movie finished, Peter noticed that the girls had fallen asleep.

"Wade," Peter hissed, "Wake up Shuri without getting her angry and, Ned! Night, man!"

"Night," Ned whispered back as he headed to his room.

Peter carefully lifted MJ and carried her into their room, he laid her down on the left side, while he got in the middle, he heard Wade come into the room, and no Shuri screeches, which was good.

"Hey Petie-Pie," Wade whispered as he got on the rightness side of the bed, there was even still room to spare.

"Hey Wade, I love you," Peter whispered back as he kissed Wade.

"Goodnight MJ, Goodnight Wade, I love you both," Peter said as he kissed the top of MJ's head and fell asleep.

Please tell me if you want me to make a part two!

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