How you annoy him
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Tony Stark:
Your tolerance for his alcohol problem. Every time he fixes himself a drink before two in the afternoon you take it or stop him before he can get to the bar.
Steve Rogers:
You sleep in. He wakes up at six everyday for a run but you pull him back down to cuddle with you. It gets to the point were he has to tie you to the bed to leave.
Bucky Barnes:
You always blow him off to hang out with Natasha or Wanda. You two will have had plans months in advanced but if Wanda took something Vision said the wrong way it was all cancelled in minutes.
Clint Barton:
You make bird jokes all the time. He just rolls his eye and walks away. It gets to a point were he will come back at you with jokes about your appearance earning himself a firm slap to the face.
Pietro Maximoff:
Your not fast like him. You walk like a normal person and run at a normal pace. He calls you turtle and slowpoke. It annoys him so much that he just picks you up and runs.
Bruce Banner:
Your constantly bouncing up and down or tapping your feet. You have a hard time standing still especially when he's working. It distracts him and he eventually just holds you still till you stop.
Thor:
You only like one flavor of poptarts. When sharing them with you, you complain about the other flavors and how you don't understand how he can even eat them.
Loki:
You make sure to let him know he's not in charge. If he commands you to do something you go out of your way to not do it. This usually leads to a screaming match and someone ends driving the other to the hospital.
Peter Parker:
With his whole superhero gig he rarely makes time for you and if he does him makes up some excuse to leave almost immediately. It makes you upset and causes you to ignore him or try to make him stay with you. He ends up yelling at you before going of to fight crime.
Wade Willson:
You attempt to make him at mature. It never works but you constantly comment about his language and scold his innuendos.
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