Avengers Assemble


Marvel's Avengers.

All Avengers, except for Tony, were assembled around a table, staring at the live recordings of Loki in his cage.

Bruce looked up:

"Look, I don't think we should be focusing on Loki. That guy's brain is a bag full of cats. He- he could smell crazy on him."

"Have care of how you speak...  Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard - and he's my brother.", Thor tried to defend his brother.

"He killed eighty people in two days."

Everybody looked at Thor.

"He's adopted."

"WELL, AT LEAST THEY CHOSE ME. THEY'RE STUCK WITH YOU FOREVER, YOU PATHETIC LITTLE BARBIE!", a voice from below came.

The Avengers looked down at the little screen, showing Loki, who was giving the security camera venomous glances.

"YES, YOU MORONS FORGOT TO TURN OFF YOUR MICROS. HOW STUPID ARE YOU?! I HEARD EVERY SINGLE WORD OF YOUR CONVERSATION -"

Thor went red with embarrassment.

"AND I DO NOT SMELL CRAZY, TO YOUR INFORMATION. I HEARD YOU MIDGARDIANS CALL THIS SCENT HUGO BOSS.

ALSO I DO NOT GET YOUR MIDGARDIAN SAYINGS- WHY SHOULD MY BRAIN BE A BAG FULL OF HATS?!"

"YOU KNOW WHAT?! FUCK YOU BITCHES. FUCK YOU ALL. YES, I'M ALSO TALKING TO YOU THOR. I'M JUST GONNA GO - THIS ALL SUCKS. YOU GUYS SUCK. YOU'RE SO BORING."

"HASTALA VISTA."


Marvel's The Avengers

Directed by: Joss Whedon

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