peter: *offers hand* hi, i'm peter!

loki: *shakes hand* loki of asgard

peter: aren't you like... a bad guy?

loki: it varies from moment to moment

peter: so like... on a scale of one to ten, ten being the worst evil imaginable, like... killing puppies, and one being i'll spit on your hotdog... where are you right now?

loki: ...maybe a three?

peter: cool. lemme know if it gets above a six

loki: *thinking* i like him