tony: *calls peter son once in public*

media: PETER PARKER OR PETER STARK

media: TONY STARK'S ILLEGITIMATE SON

pepper: tony you need to do a press conference to sort this out. just tell them he's not your son

tony: *at the press conference* hello yes this is my kid peter parker-stark, the soul heir to my research, my fortune and my company

pepper: why do i even try