peter, getting a b- on his geography test: why won't god just kill me

confused dad tony:

confused dad tony: you wanna talk about anything, kid?

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peter, getting punched by bad guy of the week: your mom hit me harder than this!

vaguely embarrassed dad steve: peter!

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peter, getting stabbed: well this is a case for minor concern

confused and worried uncle clint: dude...?

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peter, getting hit by something: what the fuck, richard!

internet fluent natasha who knows exactly what's going on: now is not the time peter!

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peter, getting roundhouse kicked in the face: aw fuck, i can't believe you've done this

shuri, a well educated meme lord: *applauding*