peter, coming in through his bedroom window: MAY, I'M HOOOOOME

peter, punching the floor: I'VE GOT SOME LOUD FOOTSTEPS, HUH?

peter, knocking over a vase on purpose: HAHA SILLY ME

peter, yelling: BOY I SURE DO HOPE I WON'T WALK IN ON SOMETHING THAT WOULD SCAR ME FOREVER

peter:

peter, just in case: *shrieks*

may: for god's saKE HAPPY'S NOT HERE