Song: Saweetie ft. GALXARA - sway with me

CONTAINS SOME POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR BIRDS OF PREY HARLEY QUINN, SO STOP IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEM THE MOVIE YET!

Your clothes (since you and Harley are like besties I thought the style would also be dramatic and colourful and stuff so)

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Imagine; you're Roman's sidepiece, you do everything for him and you may even be madder than Harley is, but when Roman tries to kill her, you try to stop him, because Harley will always be your priority.

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The only reason to not go after Harley, who has been bugging him ever since she was created, was you and the Joker, you have been lifelong friends with Harley which makes it hard for him to just kill Quinn.

He does everything in his power to keep you with him, he would kill if that meant that you'd be by his side for the rest of his life.

He was absolutely crazy about you, if someone even looks at you in the wrong way, he will kill them off with ease, hell if someone isn't even breathing right around you, his head will be found in the street the very next day, that is how crazy he is about you.

But now that the Joker broke up with Harley, things start to go wrong, Roman is spending less time with you and more with Szasz.

Apparently they made a deal with Harley that if she catches the diamond, she gets to live. Not even you can find that diamond, and you sure as hell are not going to leave her on her own, because that has proven to be a complete disaster.

Harley has tried to reach you, and you're definitely gonna help her find the diamond, so you're calling as much as possible.

'That Szasz Guy is so annoying...he keeps getting in the way...I got the diamond by the way, it's stuck in some kid...'

'Well I may have a solution for the Szasz problem, and also what the fuck is the diamond doing in a kid?'

'She swallowed it...' Harley answers and you shrug. 'Fair enough..'

'So what's the plan on the guy?'

'Well it's kinda tricky since Roman decides to actually try and kill you and spend more time with his friend than his little angel...but it's not impossible...'

'You're gonna set him up aren't you?'

You hum before laughing. You have zero control over it and still it's the best thing Harley ever heard. 'Never liked him too..' you add.

'You sure this will work?'

'Puh-lease, I've got that man wrapped around my finger... my sweet little Romy Sionis...'

'I've gotta go...love ya...mwah!'

'Harley be careful out there...everyone is out to get you right now...'

'Yeah Yeah I know...'

'Okay, love ya, bye Mwah...' you hang up the phone and at that time Szasz walks in followed by Roman.

'Romy...can I talk to you please?' You ask very innocently.

'Maybe later darling I'm a bit busy...' he brushes you off while his best friend just laughs at you.

'It's important...' you sniff grabbing his attention.

'Why are you crying?, who made you cry?, if I find him or her I swear...' he walks over to you, real tears escape your eyes, thank god for those acting skills.

He opens his arms and you wrap your arms around him. You stand on the tips of your toes to whisper something in his ear that makes his body stiffen up.

'What?!' He yells as he turns to his right hand who is standing across the room.

'She is off limits to anyone but me!, and you!, you dared to touch her?!' You've never seen Sionis this angry and you have to say, he should be this angry more often, it's just a beautiful sight.

Szasz seems terrified at the sudden outburst of his boss and you can't help but smirk at him. You slowly raise your fist and you put up your middle finger.

His eyes go wide, he now realised this has all been a setup for him to die, you're beyond amused right now. When Roman looks over at you, your face quickly turns all sad again and his heart breaks.

'What do you want me to do sweetheart?, would you like me to punish him...'

You nod and he smiles down at you before kissing your head and taking out his gun.

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'Romy...please, don't do this!' You beg him as you stand there, the whole lady squad behind you.

'You made me kill my right hand!, you told me what he did to you and you let me kill him when you were the one betraying me!' He yells angry.

'Oh come on!, you can't seriously be mad about that honey!, he did actually do that stuff to me ya know...' you  look at your nails as you answer.

'You know how close Harley is to me!, you know I can't kill her because you want me too!, she's the only friend I have left...she will get the diamond out of the kid and then we can all move on...please?, for me?' You're hopeful that he will lower the gun.

But then you hear one going off. You feel a sharp sting in your left abdomen and you fall to your knees.

He actually shot you down. He actually pulled the trigger on you. He thinks he can just shoot you?, that he can kill you this easily?

'I'm really sorry sweetheart...but this diamond is more important than you...I hope you'll understand.... Kill every single one but hand the girl to me, she has the diamond...' Roman orders as he drags you onto your feet and basically tosses you in the car.

He then gets in himself and then the girl who has the diamond in her stomach. Roman lifts you so you're laying in his arms. As the car starts driving, he starts talking to you.

'I'm sorry sweetheart, you know the diamond is important but I promise you... you're a close second... I didn't enjoy shooting you but I had to... you do understand that right?' He asks and you nod.

You're in a haze, the pain isn't enough to take you out but it's enough to make you less dangerous. You black out a few times before you feel the car come to a halt. You get lays down on the seat as Roman and the kid get out.

'Romy...' you try to reach for his hand but you slump into the seat before you can.

'Don't look at me like that, she'll be alright...' he drags the kid away from the car and onto the empty dock.

You slowly start to regain your consciousness when you feel someone helping you out of the car and onto your feet.

'You alright there y/n?'

'Just peachy...' you grit your teeth, remembering how Roman just shot you.

'You wanna get revenge?, like old times?'

'Hell. Yeah.'

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'But...sweetheart...'

'You should've seen this coming Roman...nobody puts me in second place baby... I'm Y/n... I'm the crazy bitch together with Harley... no boy can come in between...'

'Miss Y/n, I stole from you...'

'Kid now is not the time...' you reply.

'Oh that little quick handed thief...' Harley coos.

The kid holds up the ring of a grenade and you pull her away before kicking Roman over the railing of the dock. He explodes mid air and ends up in the water.

'Well that was easy...' Harley comments and you turn to her.

'C'mere...' you breathe out of relief and you spread your arms.

She wraps her arms around you and you close your eyes. You're always there for her, and you always will, she just doesn't get that yet.

You open your eyes to see the girl awkwardly looking at you too. You open one arm and she crawls underneath, joining the group hug.

'Weren't you like shot?, just now?'

'Yeah, but that's the past, I have like this toxic waist in me or something so I heal way faster...no biggie...' you chuckle.

Everyone lets go and you start walking down the dock, back to the car.

'So what re you gonna do?' Harley asks.

'I'm think I'm gonna pick up Romans business, maybe have some revenge on your ex.. because nobody treats my girl like that...'

'You really care huh?'

'Of course Harls!, it's you and me against the world...you and me against the world...'