[Two chapters left oh my goodness it's almost the end of the line for this book.]

Having a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist boyfriend isn't the easiest thing in the world.

Tony Stark is, and you're not going to lie, all of those things.

But he is also sometimes very, very, very, stupid.

"I'm.. sorry..?" Tony cracks a small smile, not doing a very good job to conceal the panic seeping into his features.

Wiping away the chunk of banana off your cheek, you gesture to the blender. "The cap. You forgot the cap. How does Ironman forget to put a cap over his smoothie machine?!"

Tony points to them machine quivering in the corner. "He did it! He is the mastermind behind this whole-"

Picking up the cap, you chuck it at his head. He barley dodges it in time, having to grab onto the counter as he slips on the smoothie.

"(Y/n), come on, let's just-" Before he can finish, he gets a face full of strawberry and banana with only a hint of kiwi.

"I'm telling Natasha," You huff, setting down the blender and Tony chokes. "Don't think I won't."

"No, wait, please-"

"And why not?"

"Because she scares me," Tony whines using a towel to smear the strawberry's off of his skin. "Do you know what she can do? I've seen her choke a man with her thighs. Her thighs."

"Maybe I'll ask her to teach me that move," You stick out your tongue, pushing past him and pause by the door. "Oh, and don't forget to clean this up."

When you're gone, Tony glares at the machine. "I am so disappointed in you."