[I couldn't help it. I'm sorry. If you're not comfortable with this and/or don't ship them, Do Not Comment Hate. I Will Be Very Mad At You. If this is something people like, I could write more Stucky oneshots..?]

It's not very surprising when Steve and Bucky come out to the team. It's obvious what their feelings are for each other, and they've basically been pining for each other for a couple decades.

But to think Steve, the one who's usually blushing half of the time and stuttering when anyone brings up a relationship, is the one who grabs Bucky's hand and declares that him and Bucky are dating, that surprise the team.

Bucky's head lowers as he scoots behind Steve, dropping his forehead against his shoulder and sighs. "See. I told you."

"Wow," Clint is the first one to speak up. "That was totally unexpected. Not."

Bucky looks up and nearly bumps his chin against Steve's head. "What?"

"Tony," You hiss, getting up and patting both Steve and Bucky on the shoulders. "I don't know why you guys would think we wouldn't be okay with this."

"And you guys have that whole star-crossed lovers backstory," Natasha says. "Not to mention Steve literally went up against the government to save Bucky."

Bucky peers over Steve's shoulder, holding onto Steve's hand tighter when Tony stands and walks over to them with a serious expression.

"I don't disapprove," Tony pulls a fake smile and aims it directly at Bucky. "But break Capsickles heart and I make sure you never see the light of day again, okay, sweetheart?"

Bucky gulps audibly. "Y-Yes sir."

Tony nods, swishing past them and pauses just before the doorway. Bucky holds his breath when Tony narrows his eyes. "I'm assuming we're going to have a party, right?"

"What?" Clint whines, crossing his arms. "You didn't throw anyone else a party when they started dating someone."

"That's because you didn't follow that person into war, fall off a train when trying to protect them, or saved them from drowning, now did you? No. I don't think so," You stand beside Tony and link arms. "Now, I think we have some planning to do."

"What," Steve blinks. "Just happened."