[I don't even know. I was laughing at this like at 3am and had to do this.]

You've taken it upon yourself to be the one who shows the two 95 year olds most of what technology has to offer. At first, it was just the basics. How to turn on a computer and iPhone, how to use google and make a call.

Then it got to the apps.

You had made the mistake of showing them a vine, consisting of two guys and one conveniently named Steve.

Now, as they pass each other during any part of the day, they'll quote the vine and make anyone around them uncomfortable just because they can.

And today's victims are a group of newbies led by yourself, showing them around the base when Steve and Bucky round the corner.

"Just a couple of dudes being guys." Steve starts off, and you groan inwardly.

"Just a couple of guys being dudes." Bucky nudges Steve's shoulder and he grins.

"Just a couple of dudes being gay."

"Show me your dick Steve."

The group freezes, turns, and watches as the worlds first super solider and the deadliest assassin laugh and disappear outside.

"Now if you'll follow me.."