(SHIELD/CHAMPIONS HEADQUARTERS, MANHATTAN, NYC 6pm)
Several days had passed after the initial mission in Remnant. The extraterrestrial neophytes formally joined into the two allied espionage factions which they were glad to ve welcomed by the members. This time, Lunivian, Kaehlix Edvarr was sitting with her friends, Marhjahne and Moahn when they spent talking about what they had done along with their other colleagues.

" Those banana sundaes I keep going to get with Sun are making my gluteus maximus big! " Kaehlix whined as she consciously looked at her body.

" I know, Stanley has taken me out for three meat pizzas three days in a row! I'm getting big as a house! " Marhjahne added and laughed.

" I am glad I don't have an alien boyfriend. I'd be like you, fat as May or Kitty! " Moahn smirked.

Hearing the three new Lunivian SHIELD agents, Jaune Arc and Pyrrha Nikos had just arrived from a mission which they went overseas. They exchanged glances from the conversation. Then, Agents Kitty Pryde and Melinda May arrived when they had also overheard.

" What are you guys talking about? " Pyrrha curiously asked.

" Yeah, we're sorry for eavesdropping by the way! " Jaune added and nervously laughed.

" What are you saying, walking sticks?! " Kitty indignantly glared at them as she was not pleased to be called as fat women. Moahn was uncomfortable in seeing them as she became very jittery and sweating.

" Get over here! " Agent May crossed her arms as the tall brunette space elf wanted to flee to safety as the other two SHIELD operatives attempted to pursue her.

" Guys! Help me! " Moahn cried as her companions kept watching. Pyrrha also give the alien a death stare when she wanted to use her semblance by putting her into a created iron prison cell.

" What did you call them? " the scarlet haired Inhuman asked.

" You ladies are walking sticks! I don't think so! " the blonde man added.

" See! Even Jaune thinks I'm too fat! There's too many good things to eat on this planet! " Marhjahne wearily said and kept looking at her figure.

" Soon, we'll be completely unattractive! " Kaehlix fearfully added as she also never wanted to gain more weight.

" Oh, come on! " Kitty sighed as she found the Lunivian women ridiculous at their complaints. She never realized they were overly conscious when it came to their physical appearance. Suddenly, an orange-haired lady, Nora Valkyrie just came in along with a Hispanic woman named Khristine Rockford.

" Hey! What's going on? " Nora asked and shrugged.

" The Lunivian girls think they're getting too fat. "

" What! " Khristine exclaimed in surprise. " They need some meat on those scrawny bodies! "

" It's true! We're doomed! " the shorter blonde Lunivian lady exclaimed in fear.

" That's silly! " Nora loudly laughed as she held her diaphragm to control the air penetrating into her body.

" I don't want to be dropped into Edirisal's flaming maw! " Moahn quivered.

" Or worse, Dekylls come and steal our heads! " Marhjahne added. Jaune held a flash drive and plug into the TV as he took the remote control.

" Guys, check this out! It's Captain America's fitness program! " he beamed when an upbeat instrumental music was being played in the introduction.

" Oooo!! " the three Lunivian women awed in wonder.

" Hi, I'm Captain America! " the star spangled Avenger warmly greeted to his viewers. " Do you want to stay in shape? Here's some exercises to help you to be become fit! "

" Diet works better than just exercise! " Kitty crossed her arms and sighed when the Luni ladies focusedly followed the exercises from Captain America's instructions. Nora and Pyrrha also thought of the other star spangled Avenger which they had met him several days ago. They were thinking if the Inhuman had the same video as the original one.

" Wait, where's Dr. Freedom Torch's turn? " Nora curiously asked.

" Maybe, Jaune has just recorded the new video with him." Pyrrha thought.

" Yeah, Pyrrha. You're right! " Jaune smiled. " I did it 3 days ago. Dr. P as Dr. Freedom Torch has mentioned the instructions in using Champscraft 2.0. His video is after Cap's turn. You'll watch him, later."

" Interesting. "

" You girls will need energy food! Try pancakes! " Nora turned to the ladies and beamed.

" Is that how you got such big fat thighs? " Kaehlix smirked.

" This is so easy! " Moahn kept stretching her arms as she ignored her friend's teasing.

" Cool! " Marhjahne added.

" You!!!!"

" Nora, don't get angry, " Kitty said. " You get to work, Agent Edvarr! "

" Agent Pryde, Just let them be! " Nora angrily muttered as she wanted to hit Kaehlix using her Magnihild. " No one will ever tease the Queen of the Zephyr-One! "

" Seriously, Nora... " the scarlet haired Inhuman sighed.

" Oh, come on! " Jaune added.

" I swear that Lunivian is our meanest field agent, " Kitty said to Pyrrha as they watched the extraterrestrials continued their physical exercise.

" Yes, I have noticed." she nodded.

" Do you include yourself then, Pryde? " May asked.

" I get testy, but she's scrappy! "

" Actually, Agent Pryde. How did SHIELD ever recruit you in this unruly attitude? " Pyrrha raised her eyebrows and crossed her arms.

" I worked Special Fugitive Retrieval, we made our own rules. "

" With Garrett and Ward, " Stanley sighed in anguish and made his facepalm.

" You should have regretted working with those people. I had already studied their files, " Pyrrha added and shrugged. " You'll end just like them, anytime soon. "

" Yes, Miss Coulson. I know, " Kitty anxiously replied as she was being warned by her fellow Inhuman. " I already learned my lesson. "

" Good, please just stick to the real rules. Not those rules you were used to. By the way, starting being respectful and friendly to anyone else here. "

" Yes, Miss Coulson..."

" Well, what do you know? Kitty Pryde has been busted! " Jaune laughed. " Oh, Pyrrha has been a Coulson-genderbent since Beacon Academy Days! "

" Jaune, I'm just trying to teach Agent Pryde to have a pleasant attitude in dealing with the other SHIELD agents. " she said.

" Well, that's why I like you! " he kissed his girlfriend's cheek as she blushed.

" It seems Polarity will be the future SHIELD director! She is indeed Phil's lady version! " Omega beamed as he entered the lobby. " And guess what, our thanksgiving dinner is on!"

" Too bad, Doc Pyro is not with us tonight ," Jaune felt saddened and sighed.

" Maybe, he just sent those dishes for us, " Pyrrha added. " He might find a way in delivering them to the HQ."

" Fantastic! Your mother is coming! I told my parents to invite everyone! " Agent Pryde happily beamed.

" Everyone...." Omega cleared his throat to call the other's attention. They ceased murmuring as they curiously listened. " My mom is Carmen San Diego! "

" So? "

" Oh... " Pyrrha felt surprised.

" Really? " Jaune added as he gulped.

" Is that true? " Nora doubted and raised her voice.

" Your dad is friendly with Silverman's, Tombstone, and The Kingpin! "

" Whose dad? I'm an orphan when Ren found me. "

" He means me, " Kitty said.

" Okay, I see! " Nora nodded and smiled.

Agent Jaune Arc received a phone call from Dr. Pyromaniac and Mrs. Y which his phone went ringing. He felt embarassed and nervously smiled when his colleagues stared at him. They were at the middle of conversation as he never expected. His girlfriend understood of his mishap which she never scolded him. The phone was still ringing whem he took it from his black leather jacket.

" Sorry for giving you an awkward moment, " the blonde male Inhuman said. " I need to answer this call. I'll be right back. "

" Well, going back, " Kitty continued. " I don't see the problem. "

" Your family is Maggia. My family are their international rivals at VILE. " Omega shrugged and fearfully said. " Imagine them all around a dinner table! "

Jaune went at the corner which he held his device to answer his call. The others continued conversing as he put his phone on his ear.

" Hello? Yes, this is Agent Arc of SHIELD, " he said. " Doc Pyro, Y! Happy Thanksgiving. Yeah, they're all here. So, do you want to talk them? Okay. " he returned to his colleagues and said. " Hey, guys! We have a call! " Jaune turned on the speaker phone as everyone listened.

" Aloha! Happy Thanksgiving! " the Inhuman MIB spouses warmly greeted them in unison.

" Happy Thanksgiving! " Omega also greeted.

" Eat pie, ya lovebirds! " Kitty added.

" We're busy here this afternoon, " Y replied. " We'll have our Thanksgiving Dinner later on. "

" By the way, we have sent some dishes to the MIB, Avengers, and in your base. " Dr. Pyromaniac or Dr. P added. " You can enjoy them while they last, Mr. Omega. "

" We asked Ren and Mack to deliver them in those bases. "

" Thank you! " Pyrrha said.

" Yeah, I'm smelling them! " Nora excitedly smirked as the appetizing scent was coming to her nose.

" Can't wait to taste them all! " Jaune added.

" Sorry, we're not sticking around, " Kitty said. " We're going to Evan's mother house today, but thanks anyway. "

" It's for a very tense, and hopefully firearm discharge free holiday! " Omega laughed.

" I see, " Dr. P said.

" Well, Our daughter, Mizu also helped us. She's here! " Mrs. Y called her adopted daughter as she came to the phone.

" Happy Thanksgiving, minna-san! " Mizu happily greeted when the other SHIELD agents were pleased to hear her.

The blue-lipped Hispanic MIB agent saw the Lunivians finished their physical exercise. He thought of giving them a break by celebrating the holiday with the Earth-people. The three of them were inferring in their own language about their next plan.

" Ladies, we need back up! " he called as their eyes surrounded him.

" To be forced to eat all we can? " Kaehlix fearfully said as she became too uneasy with the people around her.

" No thanks! " Marhjahne nervously smiled.

" We must flee! " Moahn whispered to her companions as they listened. " Thanksgiving is the human holiday where it's rude to eat all you can! "

" Where? Where? "

" To Hawaii, I mean no! "

Meanwhile at a church in Honolulu, Reverend David Williams and his wife were busy at the soup kitchen where the crowd spent falling in line. Then, he thought of asking for his son's help.

" Son, your mother needs your help with your wife and daughter, " the elderly preacher called.

" Coming Dad! " Dr. Pyromaniac replied as he straightly went to his parents along with his wife and daughter.

" You're in Hawaii? " Pyrrha curiously asked.

" Yes, we're here for Thanksgiving until next week, " the blonde Inhuman lady answered while she and her husband were busy at a church activity.

" How about the meals? " Nora raised another question.

" Ren is using the new Champscraft in taking the food there. Don't worry, they won't easily get spoiled, though. "

While the others were talking to the Inhuman spouses, the Lunivian ladies saw the two units of Champscraft 2.0. They looked at each other and knew what they would do afterwards.

" Do you need some pilots to help? " Marhjahne asked.

" What are you doing?! " Kaehlix largened her eyes in surprise as she noticed her companion attempting to enter the vehicle.

" If we are delivering food, we are not eating it! "

Moahn loudly laughed to her heart out as she was thinking of a funny way to distract her companions before they would leave. Then, the Asian SHIELD agent dressed in black and green tactical suit who just arrived from second unit of Champscraft 2.0.

" I already did, " Lie Ren nodded. " I drove the Champscraft to Honolulu, Hawaii and back to NYC. Apparently, it was a very fast travel. "

" See? " Mrs. Y smiled as she raised her pitch. Suddenly, there was a shipment cargo crate which it was labeled from Stark Industries. It was placed on the dock going to Belize. One of the Lunivian women noticed the crate. They got curious of what they would possibly do to it.

" What about that shipment? It's labeled Charity! " the shorter blonde Luni lady pointed at it.

" We can deliver this shipment, Kaehlix! " Marhjahne snapped her fingers to her amazement and faster thinking which she turned her head to the vehicle.

" Maybe, I can help, but we should wait for Dr. Pyromaniac's instructions before delivering the shipment, " Ren replied.

" Gladly! " Moahn beamed.

" I get the feeling you don't want to eat Thanksgiving with us, " Stanley narrowed his eyes at his girlfriend and crossed his arms. Anxiously looking at her boyfriend, Marhjahne's face became very sweaty. She never wanted to make the SHIELD agent felt bad about their hidden agenda.

" No, it's fine you come along! "

" All right, we'll finish quickly. "

" My family decided to celebrate here in Honolulu, but Stark and I asked you to deliver that charity shipment to South America, " Dr. Pyromaniac said. " Those are very important delivery. Perhaps, Agents Lie Ren and Jaune Arc will transport them there. "

" Oh, have you watched the instructional video? " his wife asked.

" Ah, I see! Yes, Ren and I will take those. " Jaune nodded.

" We'll watch that video later, " Kaehlix made a sweat smile when she became too nervous. Jaune took the remote as he tuned into the next one.

" Watch the video, first. Don't be an idiot! "

" Then, you can enjoy a Thanksgiving meal! " Nora beamed. The second video was being played as the tall half-Asian Inhuman dressed in a blue battlesuit with red and white stripes stood beside the two new units of Champscraft 2.0.

" Greetings! This is Dr. Freedom Torch. I'm here to guide you in using Champscraft 2.0. " the Inhuman introduced himself to the viewers. The Lunivians nervously watched him.
Everyone focusedly tuned at the video as the star spangled Inhuman explained.

" He's just like Captain America except that he's using too technical terms, " Jaune said.

" What's the matter? Did he scold you in your initiation test? " Pyrrha turned to Marhjahne and asked.

" He said I need to be a better team player, " the curly blonde Lunivian sadly sighed. " It's not my fault, that stupid Yeean was there. "

" Oh, I see. "

" Yeean? " Nora raised her voice to her curiosity.

" Agent YO of MIB. "

" Dr. Pyromaniac is right, " Pyrrha said. " At least, he teaches you in dealing with other people. Maybe, you need to check yourself about your behavior. "

" Get used to him, he's just like a dad to everyone, " Jaune added.

" And lastly, do not use the vehicle in drag racing and any dangerous activities. The engine and its parts will be malfunctioned for those purposes. All machinery and mechanisms are very sensitive for wear and tear condition despite of its heavy duty usage. Now, you have learned in using the Champscraft 2.0, you may have pleasure of riding it with safety, " Dr. Freedom Torch explained. " Thank you for watching this video. "

" Doc Pyro have said it all in 10 minutes. " Stanley smiled. " Can't wait to drive it! "

" Finally we can eat! " Nora beamed as she was ready for ingesting. Then, she looked behind her to see the three Lunivians sprinting towards the Champscraft. " Hey! "

" Oh no! They might ruin the vehicle! " Dr. Pyromaniac exclaimed as his voice was heard on the speaker phone. " They're one of the reckless people in the universe! "

" They don't know how to drive! " Mrs. Y added.

" Agent Nikos! Agent Leibowitz! After them! "

" They are too fast! " Stanley chased the ladies as fast as he could, but he was panting.

" Come back here! " Pyrrha attracted the Lunivians when they climbed around. Marhjahne was stuck as she couldn't drive. Kaehlix and Moahn looked at the long scarlet Inhuman lady.

" Drive! " Moahn demanded.

" That Inhuman has us! " Marhjahne cried.

" She can't control what she can't see! " Kaehlix replied and dropped the smoke grenade. Suddenly, Sun quickly grabbed it using his yellow tail. Kaehlix was surprised to see him when he climbed aboard with Stanley.

" Stop now! " Stanley exclaimed.

" We will escape this THANKSGIVING! "

" You have watched the video, right? " Ren asked.

" Kaehlix! " Sun quickly grabbed the Lunivian's hand and kissed her. Kaehlix widened her eyes and blushed as she found his lips pressing hers.

" Please! Don't make me hurt you! "

" Please don't go! "

Looking at the Faunus and the Lunivian, Marhjahne and Moahn was surprised to see them. They never expected to see them kissing. Overhearing the scene, Ren signaled Omega to come over. The blue-lipped Hispanic Man in Black grabbed the ship, set it down, and held it. Ren pressed the iris scanner in order to turn off the engine. Finally, they were all pacified, but Kitty popped out claws to the attack the three Lunivians. Agent Nikos levitated Kitty as her claws were being attracted to the Inhuman's magnetic semblance.

" Hey, Pyrrha! Let me go! "

" Stop! They are just afraid!"

" What? "

" Kitty, look! " Jaune pointed at Sun and Kaehlix who were still kissing at each other. " You don't want to ruin their first kiss, do you? "

Agent Pryde sighed and felt embarrassed as she was being carefully brought down. The brunette SHIELD agent found herself sitting on the floor as her fellow operative crossed her arms and narrowed her eyes.

" Agent Pryde, your unruly behavior is bound for your greatest failure, " Pyrrha sternly said. " If Coulson were here, he could have scolded you. Anyway, I learned from W, she told me Lunivians see feasts as sinful. And they think we're going to force them to sin. Now, you're planning to kill them, not realizing they are just neophytes who need proper guidance. Did you fully understand why did he recruit them in the first place? "

" I-I'm sorry... " Kitty humbly sighed and bowed her head in shame.

" No, you should apologize to them, instead. "

Kitty remained silent as she sat beside Omega and the others. She felt being scolded by her parents after what she had done. Being impulsive and violent, she had learned her lesson this Thanksgiving. Finally, Agents Jaune Arc and Lie Ren had finished inferred to each other.

" I have another idea! We should isolate them, " Jaune snapped his fingers and beamed.

" Yes, " Ren shook his head. " I know just the right place for them. "

Few minutes later, the three Luni ladies were placed in the white containment room where they spent the holiday without food. Agents Sun Wukong and Stanley Leibowitz guarded the place which they saw their girlfriends inside.

" Free from the food! " Marhjahne happily exclaimed.

" Sorry, Kaehlix. This is for your own good, " Sun sadly said. " This is better than you have escaped in the first place."

" We thought you'd be offended, " Kaehlix said with a concern.

" Hey, it's okay. You'll stay here with your friends. Oh, sorry I kissed you."

" Why is it sinful to kiss aliens? " Stanley curiously asked.

" It's part of Medan, our Holy Religion, " Marhjahne answered.

" Hey, I'm just doing this... because...." Sun anxiously paused and thought.

" Do you love her? " Moahn asked and crossed her arms.

" Yeah! I'm in love! " Sun confidently said.

" I love him too! " Kaehlix blushed and smiled.

" See...I'll do anything to be with you. That's why I'm guarding you three here! "

" Am I the only one who will hold out for a Lunivian guy? " Moahn fearfully asked.

" You'll get the right guy someday, Moahn, " Stanley replied.