Bucky: Tony
Tony
Tony
Tony
Tony
Tony

Tony: WHAT

Bucky: Can I get promoted to moderator?

Natasha: No

Bucky: I didn't ask you

Tony: Sorry, I'm not promoting anyone
Oh wait
I'm not sorry

Bucky: Shoot
By the way Nat, how'd your date go with that overgrown cabbage

Bruce: Excuse you

Rhodey: Fight fight fight fight fight

Natasha: It went wonderful actually

Bruce: HA

Bucky: Okay

Tony: Don't worry Bucky
Steve is still available

Bucky: ...

Steve: Actually, I have a date with Sharon

Rhodey: Weren't you in love with her mom or something

Steve: AUNT

Natasha: Don't you think that's just a bit weird?
Or do you just have a weird thing for Carters

Wade: Carter fetish

Steve: NO
They're just nice, respectable women

Bucky: It's pretty weird

Steve: Buck :(

Peter: And you're like 100 years old so...

Wade: Oh my god
Steve is a peso
Pedo*

Peter: Hahaha, you called him a peso

Wade: You ruined it

Rhodey: But really though
You're waaayyy too old for her

Steve: I don't care what you people say
I'm going to enjoy myself
Wait
That came out wrong

Loki: In all fairness, Thor, a god, fell in love with Natalie Portman

Thor: Ahh, Natalie Portman

Peter: Jane Foster, you mean

Thor: Oh right
The character, not the actress
Right

Wade: It's like saying Jane fell in love with Chris Hemsworth

Rhodey: Lol, who didn't fall in love with Chris Hemsworth

Clint: K

Rhodey: In a totally platonic kind of way

Thor: Right...

Wade: Aaaaakkwwwaaaarrrddd

Peter: Lol

Bucky: Tony
Tony
Tony
Tony

Wade: Could you shut up?

Tony: If you say Tony one more time

Bucky: Tony
Oh no
I typed that before you sent that D:

Tony: WHAT DO YOU WANT

Bucky: What if I proved I could make a good moderator

Clint: Didn't you like
Kill his parents

Bucky: SHUT UP

Tony: -_-
You'll never be moderator

Bucky: IT WAS THE WINTER SOLDIER
YOU KNOW THAT
I HATE YOU ALL

Peter: Even me?

Bucky: -__________________-

Clint: Especially you, kid

Steve: Do you hate me Bucky?

Bucky: Get out of here Steve
You'll ruin my moment
I'm supposed to be angry

Rhodey: Aren't you supposed to be on a date?

Steve: She's running late

Wade: You got ditched son

Steve: I am not your son
Oh wait
She's here
Bye guys :D

Sam: GOOD LUCK
Whoops
I didn't mean for it to be in all caps

Peter: Hey, since you're his best friend
And you have wings
Does that make you like his
Wing man

Rhodey: No

Wade: Don't

Tony: Just stop

Sam: Like I haven't heard that one before -_-

Clint: Hey Spiderboy, have you head this one before? What's the one food you can't eat?

Peter: Uhh, cashews?

Clint: Uncle Ben's rice

Peter: TOO FAR MAN

Loki: That's dark. I like it

Clint: I try, I try

Peter: That's it. I will find your weakness and crush you with it, you just wait

Clint: I have no soul, therefore I have no weakness