Peter: Brethren. Sisteren. We join her today to meet the end with arms wide open, aware that it had to greet us sooner or later. We must take it as it comes, as heavy as our hearts may be. We should find solace in place where little exists.

Clint: What the hell

Peter: Shh
For Clint, I give you words of endearment - ones that only you and I could ever exchange and still find the sentiment in the bigger picture: "go to hell"

Sam. Sam, Sam, Sam. What can I really say other than Sam?

Thor, you were like an Asgardian uncle to me, with your luscious locks and your drinking problem. Although not an uncle Ben, you're somewhere up there.

Loki, Thor's brother, reindeer head, what more do I say other than you showed us all the true meaning of retirement. Better than CLINT EVER DID.

Wanda. Wanda I hope you and Vision spend your lived together and make powerful little synthetic babies which you love, and which I'm the godfather of. (I also know I failed your whole 'distance' thing but that's another story)

Vision, same thing for you as I said to Wanda. I don't want to repeat myself, you understand.

Tony. Tony I love you, man. You're like a cool uncle with all the cool stuff that shoots stuff, and I'm still waiting for that Iron Spider suit so you know, hit me up when it's ready.

Rhodey, Rhodey you owe me five bucks.

Bruce, I love the way you go all big and green when you're angry. I don't love it as much as Nat though (nudge, nudge)

Natasha! Sorry about your jet. I know my death is way overdo, but at least let me take my physics exam tomorrow and then we can all schedule a time which suits us

Bucky! Love the metal arm. Love the hair. Love the weird mood swings. You're weird

Steve, bro. What do I say? You're one great Captain, and there's a little winter soldier waiting for you ;)

WADE, SCOTT, KURT WHAT DO I REALLY NEED TO SAY OTHER THAN Y'ALL ARE THE BEST FAM ANY SPIDEY COULD ASK FOR. YOU'VE BEEN WITH ME THROUGH THICK AND THIN, AND I JUST-
MAN, I JUST WANT TO CRY, YOU GUYS ARE JUST BEAUTIFUL MEN, MY GAWD
LOVE YOU ALL, TROOPERS. REMEMBER, DEAD SPIDER ANT 5 LYFE

Wade: Damn, that was beautiful

Kurt: *sobs*

Scott: You too Peter. You too.

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Yep, this story has officially come to an end. I hope you enjoyed it the whole way through!

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Epilogue
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Nick: Wut

Phil: I don't know sir

Nick: So how about that Dr. Strange guy?

Phil: I'll get right on it sir