Steve: Bucky is still mad at me ;-;
Help

Peter: You messed up

Loki: ^^

Steve: I didn't mean to

Loki: But you did

Peter: ^^

Steve: Do you guys really think it's just the hair straightener?
Like maybe it could be something else

Peter: Maybe

Thor: Maybe not

Peter: Shut up Thor, we have to make him feel better

Thor: Says the one who told him he "messed up"

Sam: :(
Steve it's okay

Wade: It is not okay
I repeat
CODE RED
It is an emergency

Thor: What

Sam: Wut

Wade: I can't find my pants >.<

Peter: Then find a different pair?

Wade: Nooo, my hero pants
You know, the spandex

Loki: Ohhh right

Wade: Oh no

Sam: Oh no? D:

Peter: What oh no
Wade, answer
Wade

Loki: Your friend is dead mate

Peter: Why is everyone here just a cynical asshole

Steve: Language

Tony: So you can sulk over Bucky but still make time to comment "language" on every kind of curse word out there
Okay Steve

Clint: Caw caw, Clint's in town

Peter: Get out of town

Tony: Can't you two just find some common ground?
Bond over knitting or something

Clint: I don't knit

Peter: I can't bond with him over anything

Scott: Yo

Peter: SCOTT

Scott: PETER

Loki: Really? Every time?

Scott: Really. Every time.

Peter: All day and day

Thor: You mean night

Peter: No, I mean day

...

Kurt: Hai

Peter: Kuuurrtttt

Kurt: I just discovered something

Peter: EVERYBODY SHUT UP

Loki: No one was talking

Peter: SHHHHUT IT
Please explain Kurt

Kurt: I
Well apparently I've won a vacation to Australia
And it supports six other people
So I was thinking about inviting some of you guys

Peter: Ooh, me me, pick me

Kurt: Okay

Peter: Yessss

Kurt: And I guess that automatically means Wade and Scott

Scott: :'D

Tony: Well Rhodey and I can fly so we can just go anyway

Loki: And one of you can pick me up :D

Tony: Ha, no

Thor: I can pick up Loki
And then head to the land of Australia

Loki: Brother :D

Kurt: I'll decide the rest later
And the rest of you can probably find a way there anyway

Sam: Lol, true
We are super people after all

Peter: This is so exciting
I'm going to Australia
AUSTRALIA
I've been in love with that place ever since the movie

Loki: The one with Hugh Jackman?

Peter: YEAH

Scott: How did you know that

Loki: I know my Midgardian movies
Who do you take me for

Thor: A rejected mop

Clint: HA

Loki: You're all mewling quim -_-

Scott: Right back at ya
Whatever that means