Steve: Bucky
Bucky
Bucky
Bucky
Bucky

Clint: Steve
Steve
Steve
Steve
Shut up

Steve: I need Bucky

Tony: Then go find Bucky

Steve: If I could, I would
But I can't so I shan't

Bucky: Hi Steve

Steve: BUCKY
Where have you been
You haven't been answering my calls

Bucky: Oh
I uh
Got arrested

Sam: -_______-

Steve: How did you manage to get arrested?

Bucky: Well it was only mall arrest
But I was looking for a jacket
And I ripped off the left sleeve to see how it would look

Sam: You've got to buy it first

Steve: Bad Bucky

Bucky: :(

Sam: Berry bad Bucky

Bucky: :'(
I'm leaving

Steve: No Bucky wait!
BUUCCCKKKYYYYYY

Loki: Okay

Thor: What did I just witness?

Tony: A soap opera basically
Daytime television at its worst

Loki: Soap operas are pretty good actually
There's this Ramadan one I've been into recently

Thor: You can't speak Arabic though

Loki: Subtitles, duh

Tony: Ramadan soap operas don't use subtitles

Loki: Whatever, it's interesting okay

Natasha: Why are you guys talking about soap operas?

Loki: Why aren't you talking about soap operas?

Sam: She kind of is

Loki: Shut up

Wade: AND DANCE WITH ME

Tony: Don't you start that again

Wade: It's no fun when Peter isn't around :(

Natasha: Where is Peter anyway?

Wade: He said he has some project to work on

Scott: Extra credit for woodshop

Natasha: Oh

...
...
...

Bruce: It's gotten pretty quiet here

Natasha: BRUCE

Bruce: Ahh, whatever I did, don't kill me

Natasha: Oh no, I'm just glad to see you

Wade: <3
Love is in the air

Scott: L is for the way you look at me

Wade: O is for the only one I see

Scott: V is very very, extraordinary

Clint: E is for every arrow I'm going to shoot you in the face with if you don't STOP SINGING

Wade: HEY THATS NOT HOW THE SONG GOES

Scott: GODDAMMIT CLINT

Wade: YOU RUINED THE SONG CLINT

Clint: Ugh

Sam: Why aren't you two and Peter just a band already

Wade: That's what I ask myself every morning at three am when I wake up to pee

Scott: How considerate of you?

Wade: We've got to pitch this idea to Peter when he gets back

Scott: And Kurt can be our manager!

Sam: I'd be your number one fan

Scott: Wait but we need a name

Wade: Wade and the Buggos
No
Wade and the Bug Bros!

Scott: Why does your name have to be in it

Wade: Because I'm the lead singer, duh

Scott: Noooo

Sam: Why don't you just name it WSP?

Wade: What
Ohhh, our initials

Sam: Yeah!

Scott: I don't like it

Sam: -_-

Wade: Yeah, it's not that good

Sam: -________-

Scott: Ohh, I've got it
DEAD SPIDER ANT

Wade: Oh my god where have you been all my life
You're a genius

Sam: :/