Old Fashioned Duo
"Well, this is nice." Wilford mused aloud as he waltzed through Mark's house in Mark's body, finding Jameson nearby in the living room.
"So, you can't talk." Wilford stated as he eyed Jameson curiously.
The mute ego nodded in confirmation, earning a sigh of boredom from Wilford.
"This is gonna be real one sided then won't it?" Will huffed in mild irritation as he flopped down onto the couch next to the silent man.
"What can you do anyway?" Wilford asked Jameson as he looked up at the ceiling.
Jameson responded by creating a chocolate bar in his hand, offering Wilford a piece.
"Ooh, can you make a tank next?!" Will asked excitedly as he gladly took the chocolate, accidentally smearing some of it on his pink mustache as he ate it.
Jameson nodded and created a toy tank in his hand, placing it on the floor and watching it roll around.
"No, like a real tank, a big one!" Wilford pleaded hopefully.
Jameson shook his head apologetically, holding out the rest of the chocolate to Will instead.
"Fine, can you at least make me a pistol?" Wilford pressed, ignoring the proffered food.
Jameson shook his head again, his expression angry.
"What? I'm only going to kill a couple of people." Wilford promised mischievously, his fingers crossed behind his back.
Jameson rolled his eyes as he stood up and stormed off to the kitchen.
Wilford got an idea and followed him, taking a kitchen knife from one of the counters and turned to leave.
He froze when he heard the click of a gun, causing him to slowly turn around and see Jameson pointing a rifle barrel at Will's head.
"What the bloody hell?!" Wilford exclaimed as he held his hands up in surrender.
Jameson's expression remained neutral as he held a hand out for the knife, his eyes daring Wilford to make on wrong move and see how dangerous he could be.
Wilford handed the knife to Jameson before elbowing him hard in the face, causing him to stager back in surprise and drop both weapons.
Wilford grinned as he scooped up both items before running out the door, eager to behind his killing spree.
"STOP!"
Wilford skidded to a stop when he heard Jameson's voice boom around him, catching him by surprise.
His voice was authoritative and very loud, similar to the voice of an announcer back in the 1800s.
Before Will could react, Jameson dragged him back inside and promptly punched him in the face, causing him to be knocked out.
When Will woke up, he was back in the conference room with his fellow egos, including Jack's other egos.
"Well that didn't work at all." Chase remarked with mild amusement.
"So," Marvin spoke up eagerly.
"Who's next?"
Which pair should be next?
Must be a Mark ego and Jack ego (not Will or Jameson since they already went).
Pick a pair you think could work well together, or could go absolutely wrong in some hilarious fashion.
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