Adrian: how can you tell if something is strawberry scented if strawberry doesn't have a scent

Danna: life is supposed to be easy peasy lemon squeezee not stressed depressed with lemon zest

Nova: if your a minor committing a crime naked, the police can't watch it without committing a crime themself ................... you're welcome

Oscar: me: *2 seconds into doing something* my brain: hocus pocus, you have now lost your focus

Ruby: nothing like buying hot cocoa on a cold day, leaving for 2 minutes, and coming back to it completely devoured