Kai: I'm not making you food, we have chipotle down the street!

Kai: what happened to that Scorpio you were dating? Oh y'all broke up? Wow that ended faster than Kylie Jenner's rise and shine meme

Kai: BEYONCÉ DIED!!!!! *ugly cries for a week straight*

Kai: if your teacher ever asks for your homework and you didn't do it, just ask them if water is wet. It always trips them up

Kai: back in my days, roblox was our only use of communication