Ok, so this time, I actually woke up, but in my bed in my apartment. There was a bag of chips at the end of my bed.

Did I literally sleep-eat again?!

I got out of bed and checked my weight on the scale I have: 160.

I screamed and kicked the scale across the room. WHY AM I SO FAT?!?!?!

Looks like I can't eat today and I have to wear something that will hide my fat.

My phone buzzed:

Hey Mar! - Dan

Hi - marbaby

Am I annoying you? - Dan

How? - marbaby

I keep asking you to come over - Dan

Oh my god your not annoying
I mean being able to see youre idols and life savers everyday now is a dream come true - marbaby

Thanks and you used your wrong - Dan

Oh Dan the typo superhero - marbaby

≧◡≦ - Dan

≧◡≦ - marbaby

Did you just copy my text? - Dan

Maybe *winks* - marbaby

Wait life savers? - Dan

Huh? - marbaby

You said life savers - Dan

Oh that um yeah I don't know why I said that random - marbaby

Did me and Phil save your life - Dan

Dan it's just something random I said and I bet a ton of fangirls call you that - marbaby

You're hiding something - Dan

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat - marbaby

That literally gave it away - Dan

Well you can't get the secret out so I guess I win - marbaby

No - Dan

Yes - marbaby

No - Dan

Yes - marbaby

Let's make a deal - Dan

Ok - marbaby

If I told you PewDiePie and CutiePieMarzia are coming over to the Phlat would you come and tell me - Dan

*ovaries explode* YEEEEESSSSSSSS DEALLLLLLLLLLLLL - marbaby

Ok see you soon - Dan

I jumped around and screamed like a fangirl. I can't believe I'm about 2 other of my idols (which I loved ever since their first videos).

I ran over to their apartment and quickly opened the door. "DOGE!!!" I screamed really loud.
"Oh my god!" Phil yelled. I laughed and lay on the ground. "Are you drunk?" Dan asked laughing.
"This is what I do when excited." I said calm.
Dan ran down and started tickling me, making me laugh my head off.

I heard the door open, and in the corner of my eye I saw Chris and Pj, Pewds and Marzia. "Hey guys!" Phil greeted. "Hey Dan, is that your new girlfriend?" Pewds joked while laughing.

I wish.

I wish I could say that.

Pj looked jealous, again. The heck?!

"No, she's my friend." Dan said. He then looked at me and gave me a wink. "Well Dan, you just accidentally winked at the worst moment ever!" I said. He did it again. "Wow, 2 times in a row!"
He did it again. "If you were bowling, I would yell turkey, and then hug you really hard. So hard you would die." I wiggled my eyebrows as everyone laughed.

All of us were playing Mario Kart Party 10, and I heard the door swing open. "Turn off the game I have to show you something!" Ashley yelled.
"No." Dan said.
I was on Dan's team, and I was supposed to protect him from Bowser. I jumped off the cliff and I died. "Yeah that's right I committed suicide in a game." I said in a mellow tone while making a pose showing that I'm a boss. Everyone laughed, except for Dan. He looked upset.