Author Note:

This is a parody of BiggieNutJr works of Heydrich's Miracle. If you readers feel offended from this story, reading this is not recommended. The story will contains violence, smut and gore so read with caution. The author doesn't responsible for readers who feel discomfort for reading this story.

Let's get started.

The year is Season 162 in Gensokyo. Yukari Yakumo laid on the bed dying.

Yukari: Was this it?

She thought.

Yukari: Am I going to die with my Reich?

Suddenly, someone knocks her door.

???: Yukari-sama. May I come in?

Yukari: Yes.

The door opened and the person revealed is Ran Yakumo.

Ran: Yukari-sama. Are you okay? You're looking tired.

Yukari: Ran can I ask you some questions?

Ran: Go ahead Yukari-sama.

Yukari: Ever since our success in the Second Gensokyo-Lunarian War, we have indeed conquered the Lunarian scum and we have created our own destiny, the Thousand Year Reich.

Ran listened patiently what she saying while Yukari talk with a tired expression.

Yukari: However, the emptiness and thousands of concern start filling up in my heart. The concern of maintain the Thousand Year Reich from a collapse, the concern of everyone in Gensokyo ended up killing each other instead cooperate for a better future, the concern of the beautiful dream we made for our beloved Gensokyo shattered and many more that I can't say it all in a day.

Ran didn't expected her to say this. She thought Yukari is a perfect leader of Gensokyo to her. She realized the most respected elder of Gensokyo by everyone, the most powerful woman from Gensokyo to the Moon, Yukari Yakumo, have a weakness inside of her heart. A weakness kept in her heart for years that left unnoticed by anyone.

Yukari: Was this worth it?

Ran think about it for minutes.

Ran: Yes. It was all worth it. Yukari-sama.

Ran then went out of Yukari's room and closed the door.

Next day, Yukari thought of having a grand dinner party that will brought the members of the inner circle close together. Unfortunately for Yukari, all it did will light the spark that would lead to Gensokyo Civil War.

It all started when Yukari called her best friends to Scarlet Devil Mansion for a dinner party together. Those friends being Yuyuko Saigyouji, Kirisame Marisa, Remilia Scarlet, Hakurei Reimu and other high ranking party members and the military high command. When they arrived, it all started normal. A few drinks and catching up on current events. But after many alcohol drank, things started to get out of control.

First Hakurei Reimu and Remilia Scarlet went into a closet discussing about the economic issues facing the Reich. While the rest of the party leaders talked in the mansion's lavish dining room.

Yukari: How is Luftwaffe doing these days?

Yuyuko: Pretty good. They are doing a great job keeping me well fed.

Yukari: What about the MST (Magierschutztruppen), Marisa?

Yukari then asked Marisa however she didn't respond as she was too busy looking at a letter that was sent to her by her sweetheart. The card have written on it.

"Oh how I miss your loving face and soft hands. I wish for nothing else but to see you again. My top scientists are working on a way for us to let our love blossom. But for now, I crave you and your large hips and nice ass" -Love, Mommy Alice.

Yukari: Marisa are you listening to me?

Yukari repeated to Marisa and now ticked off by her lack of attention.

Marisa: I'm sorry Yukari-sama. I was looking at a news report about the cases of rape in Human Village.

Marisa said while blushing knowing that if Yukari found out about she and Alice being in love, she would 100% get arrested and castrated. It had already happened to the General Governor of General Governorate for Lunarian Region, Kaguya Houraisan. Who was found having an orgy with Seiran who was the leader of the Lunarian Resistance Movement.

Yukari: Well then Marisa, answer the question.

She said while now angry at Marisa.

Yukari: How is the MST doing?

Marisa: The MST is doing...good.

She didn't actually know how the MST is doing because because she was too busy thinking about Alice Margatroid and her hot body. 

Yukari: Really now?

She then said the next sentence angrily at Marisa.

Yukari: THEN WHY DO I HAVE REPORTS FROM REMILIA ABOUT A MST ORGY!!!

Everybody turned to look at Yukari and Marisa. Even Reimu and Remilia who rushed out of the closet to see what was happening.

The beginning of the end has started.

Well that's for the Chapter 1. Hopefully you readers can enjoy the story (Please don't beat me). Seriously, I need to bleach my eyes for what I just wrote.