(We get to the Beanstar, only to find it in view of the Barons of Burgle, Popple and Rookie! Mario and Luigi freak out, while Risky and I ignite our Z-Sabers. Popple is fixated on the treasure, so he doesn't notice the sound of our Z-Saber blades coming to life.)

Rookie: Hey, Boss! What's this shiny thing?

Popple: This shape... This shine... This AURA, see?! If I'm not mistaken, and I never am... This has gotta be the legendary Beanstar! I can't believe it just came fallin' down outta nowhere! It was shocking, see? But having treasure fall outta da sky is lucky! Very lucky! Only Popple, the infamous Shadow Thief, could get such results, see?!

Rookie: You're amazing, Boss!

(Mario and Luigi just walk up into Popple's view, ruining our surprise attack.)

Me: Nice going, Mario! Vee vere about to attack him unexpectedly!

Popple: Rookie! Un-unless my eyesight is failing me... LOOK THERE! It's Red, Green, that Brat King, and his little Pirate Slut from the Chateau!

Me: (Ignites Z-Saber)

https://youtu.be/P0LhAhHAEb0

Mario: Antasma, calm-a down! He's just-a trying to rile you two up-a!

Me: Grrr.... (Deactivates blade) Fine. Vee vill use our hammers. 

Popple: Well, boo! Boo to you, I say! Rookie! These four numbskulls seem to like the ol' ring-a-ding-ding! Time to scrap again, see?!

Me: (Smirks) Bring it, Bean Dip! Vee vill take you on... Anytime... Anyvhere!

Popple: BEAN DIP?! That's IT! You're gonna get it now, asshole! Rookie! Get to it!

"Rookie": Yes, Boss!

Me: Hold up! Let's get the Beanstar out of the vay first.

(Mario, Risky and Popple move the Beanstar out of harm's way, then Mario and Popple bow to each other. The fight is on! Popple tries to grab a Mushroom from Mario, but Mario defends with his hammer! I use the Cyclone Couple attack, and Risky twirls around as I slowly jump.)

Popple: The Cyclone scroll?! You don't get that until near the end!

Me: (Says while smacking Popple with my hammer) Thanks to the Vario Bros., that part, along vith the Swing scroll, has changed. Put that up your ass and smoke it, Popple!

Popple: Who the fuck are the Wario Bros.?! This isn't funny at all, see?!

Me: Just imagine the Mario Bros, but selfish, greedy, and mischievous. That's Vario and Valuigi for you.

Mario: Wait! The Wario Bros. put the scrolls under that-a rock?!

Me: Yup, and you know vhat else?! I paid them to do so, all for you two!

Mario: You did-a that for US?! Thank you very much!

Me: (Eric Cartman voice) Oh, you are most certainly welcome! Now, back to the battle!

Mario: (Pulls off the Swing Bros. move)

Popple: (Sees Luigi headed for his Beanish mug)

https://youtu.be/5mR1EzTK-7k

(Gets hit, leaves behind a badge)

"Rookie": BOSS!! NOOOOOOOOOOO! (Breathes a fireball at Mario, Mario jumps and avoids it) You motherfuckers will PAY!

Me:

https://youtu.be/cdHp7I6pDdc

"Rookie": Ugh... I got heartburn... (Explodes)

Peach-Bot: (falls, cues its annoying laughter)

Beanstar: (Gets pissed, grows)

Popple: Ack! Da treasure! It's gonna fly away, see?!

(All six individuals hang onto the Beanish artifact as it flies away. But everyone except for "Rookie" dropped off in unknown locations. As we did, however...)

"Rookie": I remember who I am now! I... I am... Bowser, the Koopa King!

Me: (Seen by Bowser while carrying Risky) There's actually a Goomba searching for you that needs to hear that! (Flies away, sees Mario and Luigi at Oho Oasis)

Risky: You see them, Antasma?!

Me: They're at that island vith two temples named Oho Oasis! Let's go!

(TO BE CONTINUED...)